Disclaimer: Naruto I own not. If I did, Temari would fan me when I got hot.


Jumping out of her bed, she got ready to go, strapping on her kunai pouch and grabbing a quick bowl of her Special- K. Then she left, locking the door behind her. She didn't notice the shadowy form trailing her to the training grounds...

Tenten rushed to get to the training ground by 7:00 am, the time that Neji had specified. By the time she got to the customary meeting point in the Forest of Death, she was out of breath.

Jeez, girl, you need to work out more! Out of breath? It was only 5 miles… Kami-sama!

Shut up, you bitch. You don't even HAVE a body, so you can't talk.

Hey! My body is your body! And speaking of body, you are never gonna catch Neji if you keep your boobs bound! C' mon, girl! You only wear a C anyway, no need to bind yourself!

Tenten's eye twitched. Catch…. Neji?

Umm . . . that's right . . . Just ignore that.

Trying to avoid thinking about that, she looked around the training ground. And… can it be?

Kami-sama . . .

And it was true. For the first time in his life, the cold prodigy, the Byakugan user, the subject of a fanclub… and most importantly, the timeliest man in all Konoha…

WAS LATE!


Neji woke up, looking at the clock. What he saw shocked him. IT WAS 7:05! Oh Kami-sama I am FIVE MINUTES late! He leapt out of bed, taking it double speed. He hoped that Tenten would be late as usual today…


Tenten heard rustling in the bush behind her. She frowned. Neji is usually quieter than this… I guess he's worried because he's late…

"Come on out, and let's start training." She said calmly, "I already know you're late."

Neji stood up, out of the bushes. Tenten could only see his silhouette against the rising sun. Wait… why did Neji have boobs?

OH KAMI-SAMA! HYUUGA NEJI CONVERTED INTO A GIRL!!!! HE HAS BOOBS BIGGER THAN OURS!!!

Shut up, baka! That's NOT Neji!

Oh…

"Who are you? And what do you want?" Tenten snarled. The figure stood up straighter.

"Tenten?" Called the woman. The woman Tenten now recognized as the one knocking on the door last night. "Tenten, it's ME!"

"And who is me?" Tenten answered warily. This was a common trick used by ninja.

"It's me! Remember? Kanako!"

The name struck something in Tenten. "Kanako…." She murmured.

The memories came back in a flood. Playing in the stream with a blue-eyed girl beside her… who shook the water from her red-brown hair with a grin… being called home by their mother… people had always said Tenten took after the father, Kanako the mother…

"Freeze." A voice growled from behind Kanako, Tenten's older sister. There stood Hyuuga Neji.


AN: Right, this was a short chapter because I wanted it to end right there. A nice 'lil cliffie for y'all!

PLEASE review. I REALLY need it. If you review (like my very favorite WeaponsMistress) I will try to continue this breakneck pace of 3 chappies a day… if you want. I like to write 1.5 pages each chappie.

Also, no offense to those that wear a C-cup. No offense. That is NOT small, Inner Tenten is just greedy.