LOL. Things get a LITTLE bit outa control here.


Edward sat down in the Cullen's living room, on the love seat. He grabbed the remote, and started flipping through the channels. He was utterly bored. Bella had taken away his rubber.

"Edward?" Carsile called, coming down the stairs.

"IMWATCHINGTV!" Edward yelled back, grumpy. Carsile came in, grinning, with a photo album in his hands. He dropped it next to him.

"Look what I found!" He crackled gleefully, and opened it to a page. Edward sighed, and peered down at the photo. He almost wet his pants.

"WHAT THE HELL! HOW DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO??" He screamed, ripping the photo off the page. It was a picture of him in the bath, naked, with Sir Bubble, his duck.

"Well… You looked quite sexy when you're in the bath…" Carsile trailed off, and shrugged. He looked quite fondly at the naked picture of Edward, and smiled dreamily. 'I could almost see myself in there too…' Carlisle thought happily. Edward slapped Carsile and ran out of the room, furious.

"Oh well. He left the picture!" Carsile kissed the photo tenderly, getting more passionate with every second. Soon, he was frenching it.

"Carsile! Stop that right now!" Examined Esme, coming into the room. Carsile rolled his eyes and continued.

"He is your son! And I am your WIFE!" She snatched the photo off him and ripped it into tiny shreds. Then she stormed out.


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