Wow..... You all have permission to kill me x.x I said it wouldn't take long for another update and -poof- it's nother 4 months! Wellllll..... This seems to be like the only fic I'm updating Nowadays. Sooo don't be hopeful about the others.... Still re-writing them, even if they aren't finished. Soo pleeease bear with me and don't lose hope!
Two Tailz: -sigh-
Ed: -eating cookie- Something wrong, Tailz?
Two Tailz: Nope, nothing -sigh-
-Poof-
Panda: Tailz!!!
Two Tailz: Pandaa!!! -glomp-
Panda: -glomped- I am MAD at you!
Two Tailz: no, your mad at orochimaru. I didn't do anything.
Ed: Who's Orochimaru?
Two Tailz: Dunno, I don't watch Naruto.
Panda: Your right it wasn't your fault cause nothing ever is!
Two Tailz: Are you being sarcastic? Causwe it's reeally hard to tell on the computer.
Panda: Nope, NO sarcasm at all.
Ed: I think she's being sarcastic.
Two Tailz: Yiuo sure cause I really have no clue....
Panda: -head/desk-
Two Tailz: NO you can't do 's meh thing!
-poof-
Nora: Noelllllll!!!!
Tailz: -blink-
Nora: Dorkwad, your supposed to be helping me kill Pit commander! -drags Tailz-
Two Tailz: Noraaaaa Stop! I'm BUSY -waves to audience-
Audience: -crickets-
Panda and Ed: -blink-
Nora: Well, too bad. The crickets can wait. The rest of the Outlands arent. Soo hurry up!
Two Tailz: No they can't, do you know how hard it is to entertain crickets and what happens if you don't? Huh, huh? Do you? Well, they DIE. Do you want them to DIE, Nora?
Nora: Makes no difference to me -shrug- I've already killed the cockroaches, and the rats. Hehe
Two Tailz: I knoww..... I will never forget thou, Rat and Roach! l
Panda: Uhmm.... -poke- What're you talking about and who the heck is Noell?
Ed: Seriously, can we get back on topic?
-poof-
-Poof-
Horn: Noell, my love! Come with us and we shall be wed!
Hoof: Put a sock in it, Blinda's in the room!
Two Tailz: Guyss, Sort of BUSY! -waves again at audience-
Panda: Uhmmm.... Who the heck is everyone?!
Nora: Who thte heck are you guys? Your not Neith in disguise are you?
Ed: No, who the hell is Neith?!
Two Tailz: She's an evil bitch.
Panda: I suggest everyone who isn't in relation to FMA gewt out of the room. NOW.
-poof-
-poof-
-poof-
Ed: -blink-
Two Tailz: -blink- Ok......
-poof-
Nora: Come ON!!! -drags Tailz away:
-poof-
-poof-
Panda: O_O
Ed: What... the... HELL?
Dr. Phil: Hmm... What seems to have happened here?
Panda: We lost our Author....
Ed: Doesn't that mean we can't continue with this chapter?
Dr. Phil: Of course you can continue with this chapter!
Panda: But... if there's no one writings this, how can we be here, actually in the story, or whatever this is? What if we aren't even real?
-poof-
Saw Dude: Very good, Jhon... You have passed your first test. You have made it this far....
Ed: O_O
Panda: -chainsaw-
Saw Dude: Oops, wrong room...
Ed: What is it with this chapter, I mean, If some random person was reading this, they would think we were all on crack!
Panda: Why would you say that? -head turns around all the way-
Dr. Phil: -runs screaming-
-poof-
-poof-
Roy: Why hello, lovely fangirls, how are you this fine eve- Where the hell are the fan girls, and where is the Authoress?
Ed: She was kidnapped by a girl named Nora claiming Tailz was someone named Noell, and then was almost kidnapped by someone named Horn and hoof, claiming she was their love. Soo as far as we know, she's off somewhere with them being held against her will.
Panda: -nods-
Roy: ...... if there is no AUthoress/author, then how are we even here?
Panda: That's what I said!
-poof-
Golfer: FORE!
-poof-
Roy: o_o
Panda: Soo... now what?
Ed: I guess we can't continue with the chapter?
Roy: But what about the Fannngirllls?
Panda: What fangirls? I know Ed has some, Alex has some, Bradley has some, Envy has some, but who else would have them? And there are no fangirls for Ed here at this moment,.....
Roy: -puts on Ed wig- I am EDWARD! Call me EDWARD Dammit!
Ed: Put a sock in it colonel. -rolls eyes-
Panda: If we ARE aloud to be here, then how do we end the chapter?
Ed: I will! -clears throat- Ladies and genteman, boys and girls. Thank you for bein ghere this fine, FINE, evening to witness this. We'll all see you in court on Monday for the Kidnapping.
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