ASIII:F
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Chapter III
New Beginnings
Part III: Naruto
" There's Sasuke!" yelled Neji.
" Now let's get h-mph!" yelled Naruto.
" SHHH!" shhed Neji.
Sasuke turned around in their direction, but continued on to the lake.
" You'll get us caught!" whispered Shikamaru," Before we get Sasuke, we have to know more about his partners."
So they sent the girls to fetch the Naruto-like one and Kakashi, Kiba, Shino, and Lee took the Sasuke-like one. And Naruto, Neji, Shikamaru, and Chouji took Sasuke.
GIRLS
" Do you got the bag?" asked Sakura.
Tenten lifted up a bag that said, Prisoner of Love.
" No, not the Sasuke bag!" said Sakura," the Prisoner bag!"
Hinata lifted a brown bag that said 'Retard'.
" Perfect!"
They got in postition behind the trees and had no idea the boy was about to bathe.
" Alright, no- WHAT'S HE DOING?" asked Ino.
" Looks like he's stripping for that hobo." said Tenten.
" The hobo seems to be entertained." said Hinata.
Everyone stared at her.
" Alright then, Attack!"
They moved in and bagged him!
" We got him!" they said.
Then, they went to the trees to intimidate him.
COOL,DOG,BUG, AND GEEK
The four watched as Ti called out he name of his brother.
" Toki must be the Naruto-like assistant." cocluded Kakashi.
" Or a lost cat." said Kiba.
" All right then, ATTACK!"
They jumped out and fought with the boy. Kiba jumped in first on Akamaru and Ti's clones sent him flying off the dog. Akamaru then panicked and rammed Shino, killing the bugs on his front.
" CHARLIE! LESTOR!!" yelled Shino.
Ti then prepared for combat with Lee. They fought, predicting each other's moves until Ti summoned his weapon: a frozen spear.
" EAT FREEZER BURN!" he yelled.
He shot a frost blast from the spear and Lee fell to the ground, unconcious.
" Well, I guess it's my turn." said Kakshi, putting his book away.
Ti could sense Kakshi was stronger, but he stood his ground. Kakashi fought off the ice blasts with one kunai after another, each freezing or breaking in his hands. After all his kunai were gone, he summoned his dogs. They tried to keep Ti down, but he substituted and froze Kakashi's legs blank point.
" AAAH!" He screamed and fell down.
" Wait till they thaw." said Ti," Then you can fight me again."
He then left the disabled Kakashi to aid Sasuke, who was in trouble.
FOX,SLOTH,X-RAY, & MUNCHIES
The battle began between them and Sasuke fended them off long enough to slice down a tree.
" TIMBER!" he yelled.
The tree slid down and trapped Shikamaru.
" Trees are so troublesome." said Shikamaru.
Choji tried to avenge Shika with Human Boulder, but Sasuke just blew him away.
" WAAH!!" yelled Choji as he was scorched by Sasuke's fire.
Neji came up next and began his Eight Trigrams. Sasuke dodged everymove and did his own version, causing the long-haired boy to collapse.
" Guess it's just you and me, eh, Naruto?" asked Sasuke.
" You know, this story is becoming a Drama story extremely quickly." said Naruto," Now DIE!"
Just before Naruto landed his uppercut, Ti came and pulled Naruto to the ground with his clones.
" Ti!" cried Sasuke," Where were you?"
" Fighting off Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, and Chuck E. Cheese." said Ti.
" You beat Kakashi-sensei?" asked Naruto in surprise.
This gave Sasuke an opening, where he landed a blow square on the jaw, sending Naruto flying to a boulder.
SMASH!
After Sasuke left to find Ti, Naruto regrouped with his team.
" Now men and women.."he began," I failed. But I promise you soon, Sasuke Uchuha WILL come back!"
Everyone cheered and Sakura stepped on Kakashi's legs.
Ka-CRACK!
" Ow." said Kakashi simply.
To Be Continued...
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