Big Time Love Confusion

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN BIG TIME RUSH OR ANY SONGS

Kendall had gotten to the main lobby and saw no sign of James. He caught a sight of Camille in the corner of his eye. She was sitting down at a table ready a magazine. Kendall made his way over to her.

"Hey, did you see James run around here?" Kendall asked. Camille turned her eyes away from the magazine.

"I thought I saw him go to the park." Camille replied. "He was pretty sad, what did you do?"

"Nothing, he just saw me and Carlos kissing." Kendall replied like it was nothing.

"Look, you need to stop breaking that boy's heart." Camille sighed. "That would be a nice surprise for once."

"I don't need to worry about him. What's he going to do? Try and get with Carlos? Go after straight little Logan? Yeah, I don't have to worry." Kendall started jogging to the park.

(NOW AT THE PARK)

Kendall finally caught sight of James. He was on a park bench with the Jennifers surrounding him. Each one of them was trying to comfort him. The first thing Kendall heard was if he wanted to go to the mall.

"Why do you think he would go anywhere with you guys?" Kendall asked.

"Because his backstabbing boyfriend cheated on him," The blonde Jennifer replied.

"Doesn't mean he likes skanky blondes," Kendall shot back.

"Really because last time I checked you dyed your hair blonde. Talk about irony." The blonde Jennifer laughed.

"Since when did you turn this mean?" Kendall asked.

"I'll tell you with a little song." Blondie replied.

"Really, more high school musical?"

Blonde Jennifer: I have a heart
I swear I do
But just not baby
When it comes to you
I get so hungry when you say you love me
Hush if you know what's good for you
I think you're hot
I think you're cool
You're the kind of guy
I'd stalk in school
But now that I'm famous
You're up my anus

All: No I'm gonna eat you fool

Blonde Jennifer: I eat boys up
Breakfast and lunch
Then when I'm thirsty
I drink their blood
Carnivore, Animal
I am a Cannibal
I eat boys up
You better run

I...am...Cannibal

Jennifer 2: (Cannibal)

Jennifer 3: (Cannibal)

Blonde Jennifer: I am
I...am...Cannibal

Jennifer 2: (Cannibal)
Blonde Jennifer: I'll eat you up

Jennifer 3: (I am)
Blonde Jennifer: I...am...Cannibal

Jennifer 2: (Cannibal)

Jennifer 3: (Cannibal)

Blonde Jennifer: I am
I...am...Cannibal

Jennifer 2: (Cannibal)
Blonde Jennifer: I'll eat you up
Whenever you tell me I'm pretty
That's when the hunger really hits me
Your little heart goes pitter-patter
I want your liver on a platter
Use your finger to stir my tea

And for dessert I'll suck your teeth
Be too sweet and you'll be a goner
All: Yep! I'll pull a Jefree Dauhmer
Blonde Jennifer: I eat boys up
Breakfast and lunch
Then when I'm thirsty
I drink their blood
Carnivore, Animal
I am a Cannibal
I eat boys up
You better run
I...am...Cannibal

Jennifer 2: (Cannibal)

Jennifer 3: (Cannibal)

Blonde Jennifer: I am
I...am...Cannibal

Jennifer 2: (Cannibal)
Blonde Jennifer: I'll eat you up

Jennifer 3: (I am)
Blonde Jennifer: I...am...Cannibal

Jennifer 2: (Cannibal)

Jennifer 3: (Cannibal)

Blonde Jennifer: I am
I...am...Cannibal

Jennifer 3: (Cannibal)
Blonde Jennifer: I'll eat you up

Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
I...am...Cannibal

Jennifer 2: (Cannibal)

Jennifer 3: (Cannibal)

Blonde Jennifer: I am
I...am...Cannibal

Jennifer 2: (Cannibal)

Blonde Jennifer: I"ll eat you up

Jennifer 3: (I am)
Blonde Jennifer: I...am...Cannibal

Jennifer 2: (Cannibal)

Jennifer 3: (Cannibal)

Blonde Jennifer: I am
I...am...Cannibal
Jennifer 2: (Cannibal)

Blonde Jennifer: I'll eat you up

"Look James I'm sorry. I was stupid and I made a mistake while I was drunk." Kendall put on a puppy dog face. James started to get up and with the words, just kiss me, about to fly out of his mouth. The blonde Jennifer stopped him.

"Remember what he did to you?" She asked, James at back down quietly. "Let's go to the beach. Maybe find you someone trustworthy." The three grabbed onto James.

"Wait," Kendall demanded. Kendall walked right up to James. "My life has been so lonely without you this morning. I spent almost all of it crying over you. So if you could just give me one more chance I swear I'll be better." Kendall forced face tears to swell up in his eyes. James pulled Kendall close and kissed him, James was crying real tears.

"Alright," James sobbed. "Let's go," And the two held hands all the way to their apartment.

(BACK AT THE APARTMENT)

The two got inside and saw Carlos taking advantage of Logan. They just shrugged it off and walked up to Kendall's room.

"Where are they going?" Logan asked, out of breath.

"They're going to have make-up sex in Kendall's room." Carlos replied. "So let's go to my room and do the same." Carlos said.

"Please we don't need a room, we have a couch." Logan replied