Disclaimer: When pigs and books fly (which means I don't own it)

Matt was shocked. Not just the regular shocked but the advance shocked. Because, there, right in front of him an angel was sleeping. Yes she snored but she was beautiful. She was so beautiful that you needed to invent a new word for her beautifulness (Hey! I invented a word!)

He came closer to her brushing the golden hair of her face. Maybe this is just like in the fairy tales? Maybe she was something like the sleeping beauty? Maybe, just maybe, if he kissed her she would wake up from her sleep.

His head came closer to hers. Their lips were inches apart. Soon it would happen…

"Don't even think about it." She said pointing a gun to his head. That's odd she has a more manly voice. She got up.

"Who are you and what the hell are you doing here?"

"I'm Prince Matt. I saw your poster so I came to rescue you princess." He said.

"That would be nice but I'm a guy" She said lowering her gun.

"Just because you don't have boobs does't mean that you're a guy."

"NOT LIKE THAT YOU MORON! I DON'T HAVE BOOBS BECAUSE I'M A DUDE!!" She or he yelled.

"Oh. Well then I guess I'll just have to return you to your parents.." he started to leave. Suddenly he or she (let's call it he) grabbed his feet.

"Nooooooooo!!!! Please don't take me back! They are the idiots who confused me for a girl! I don't wanna go back!!!"

Matt thought a little." Well you look strong. And you have a gun despite it not being invented yet…Do you want to help me defeat the eeeeeeviil necromancer?"

"Sure! I'm Mello by the way!" Matt looked at the door.

"The sheep guy should be here right now." He opened he door and behind it there was a white rose.

"He's good." Matt said rubbing his chin.

After half an hour climbing down the stairs Matt and Mello reached the outside world. They were just about to choose in which direction to go when two tugs attacked them.

"Arr! I be the tug and me want your money!" Thug #1 said with a pirate accent.

"You idiot were thief's! Don't talk like a pirate talk like a thief!" Thief #2 said.

"OK OK! Stop criticizing me! Look you two just give me money OK?"

Suddenly there was music. Mexican music. Out of nowhere a guy dressed in white with a mask over his eyes jumped in front of the two tugs or thieves. He looked strangely like a sheep crossed with Marilyn Monroe. He took out his long sword and carved an N onto thug #1 shirt.

"Dude why did you just carve an N on my shirt?"

"Because I'm Norro! And you're evil."

"Yes but there is no reason to carve an N on my shirt! And that was my new one!" He started to sob.

"I was famous for being the thief with the good shirt and now I'll just be another thief with an ugly, ruined one! I HATE YOU!!!" He ran away crying the thug #2 close behind him comforting him.

Norro took Mello's hand and kissed it.

"My name is Near my lady and I am Norro! The fighter against evil, and tugs with good shirts."

"He's good." Matt said rubbing his chin.

"Uh yeah whatever. "Mello said.

"Hey! You're the guy I met in the last chapter!" Matt yelled.

"Correct. I was on my way to save the lovely lady when you came."

"I'm a guy" Mello said.

"Y'know boobs don't matter that much.."

"I'M A MALE!" Mello all but yelled.

"Right….Well I heard in the last paragraph that you were going to defeat the eeeeevvvilllll necromancer. I don't have anything to do soo can I come?" He looked at them with puppy eyes.

"Uh sure whatever" Matt said.

AND SO THE ADVENTURE BEGUN!!

By the way I don't know if I should continue my other story (scary storeh) tell me IF I should continue it PLEASE!!!