A/N: Chameleon52: Okay so I know I just uploaded chapter 2 yesterday but I couldn't wait to post this! I love my reviewers!

Ed: Yeah that didn't sound creepy.

Chameleon52: Shut-up. This is why my reviewers have all decided to torture you!

Ed: Crap.

Chameleon52: Just kidding though your getting tortured my reviewers have ensured that you will not be alone!

Ed: So basically we're all screwed not just me?

Chameleon52: Yes.

Ed: That doesn't make it better.

Chameleon52: I know but this will: I'm still here not owning FMA.

Ed: The worst part of that sentence being 'I'm still here'.

Chameleon52: I'm gonna move on before I crush you like the tiny shrimp you are.

Chameleon52: Hey guys!

Riza: You got more reviews already?

Chameleon52: Yup! We didn't finish the ones from chapter one and then I got 4 more. 8 reviews in one day. I feel accomplished.

Roy: Is everyone demented on this site?

Ed: They've gotta be.

Chameleon52: Did you guys even see my other fic where (SPOILER) Roy's a rapist?

FMA cast: O.o

Roy: Why me?

Chameleon52: I'm not giving it away to my readers. Anyway back to the Dares and Truths! These next ones are from Fangirl of teh fma.

Winry: Great a fangirl.

Ed: Again. Crap.

Oh my god I just got back from seeing the hunger games!

Chameleon52: Awesome! What team are you? (Sorry gotta know)

Mie-Yes, Rue was the best!

Mie: I know right? I loved the lullaby.

Okay onto dares and stuff.

Ling and Lanfan- Okay I'm sure you've heard this from a million other dare fics but come on. Just kiss already. The Lingfan fans need it, we need fluff. Just one fluffy, awesome kiss? Please? (And this is a dare)

LanFan: No.

Chameleon52: you have to.

Ling: I see nothing wrong with it.

LanFan: Young lord!

Ling: The fans need what the fans need.

LanFan: But-

In a swift motion Ling leaned down a placed his lips on hers to silence any further protest.

Ling: You were saying?

LanFan: I-uh…forgot.

Chameleon52: -Whispers to Ed- I was recording the whole time.

Ed: Send me it.

Ling: What are you two talking about?

Chameleon52: I said 'Awwwww. Cute couples-ness!' Right Ed?

Ed: Yeah. –Trying not to laugh-

Al- You have to not pick up strays for one month.

Al: But…but…but…that's so HEARTLESS!

Chameleon52: You and Hughes and the heartlessness. Just do it!

-5 days later-

Chameleon52: How's Al doing?

Ed: He still won't talk to me for 'not saving him and the kitties from the wrath of your reviewers'.

Chameleon52: Sorry but it was a dare.

-10 days after dare-

Chameleon52: Anything?

Ed: Nope. Same as before.

-20 days after dare-

Ed: He's in his emo corner.

Winry: Since when does Al have an emo corner?

Ed: Yesterday

-1 month after dare-

Chameleon52: It's over Al!

Al: YES! –Runs outside to cats-

Chameleon52: Okay then….

Lanfan- Okay just to make up for that last dare. I'm daring you to take revenge on Bradley on anyway you feel, cause I love you and I hate him -death glares at Bradley-

LanFan: Finally a good dare! –Runs out of room-

Winry: Were did she go?

Riza: Look!

Everyone turned to look out the window to see LanFan chasing Bradley with an army of giant wolves following her. She held a whip and her knife.

Ling: Nice job LanFan!

Chameleon52: She's enjoying that too much. Moving on these next few are from spacebunni and I'm glad you think it's funny.

Ed- I dare you to sing and dance the 'I'm a Little Teapot' song in front of everybody that is in Central. And I dare Edo-kun to kiss me...

Ed: I'm not happy about the first part but there is no way I'm kissing your random reviewer.

Chameleon52: Chill I won't let Winry kill you now sing and dance.

FMAlcheholic: What'd I miss?

Chameleon52: Read all the text above your head while Ed does his dare.

FMAlcheholic: Okay.

Chameleon52: Ed! Now!

Ed: Fine. –Goes to Central- ~I'm a little teapot s-s-sh-ort and st-ou-...Here is my handle here is my spout. When I get steamed up hear me shout. Just tip me over and pour me out.~

After his display everyone in Central is staring at him.

Ed: IT WAS A DARE! –Leaves Central-

Ed: I hate you and your reviewer.

Chameleon52: Well to bad 'cuz you have to kiss her.

Ed: WHAT?

Chameleon52: You knew that was the dare. Spacebunni is here everyone!

Spacebunni: Hi guys!

FMA cast: Hi.

Chameleon52: C'mon Ed kiss her!

Ed: No!

Chameleon52: Just do it before I lock you and Roy in an elevator again!

Ed: FINE! –Kisses spacebunni-

Spacebunni: OMG yes! Thanks Chameleon52!

Chameleon52: Thanks for reviewing! Let's keep going.

Winry- I dare you to not touch or look or talk about automail for 2 months! (:D)

Winry: …Fine.

FMAlcheholic: I'm back! That was hilarious.

Chameleon52: I know right? Winry, step in here please. –Opens door to room-

Winry: Why?

Chameleon52: Automail free room that you will be in for 2 months.

Winry: Okay. –Goes in room-

Chameleon52: Lock her up.

-2 months later-

Chameleon52: Time to open…the door.

Chameleon52 and FMAlcheholic open the door and back away.

Winry: -Jumps out- Air! Automail! Oh how I've missed you!

Chameleon52: I think I'll stay away from her for the rest of the chapter.

FMAlcheholic: Ditto.

EVERYBODY: I dare everybody to do the carameldansen for 5 minutes straight! :D

Chameleon52: YES! Best dare thus far!

FMA cast: Do we have to?

Chameleon52: YES!

FMA cast: O.o Umm…okay.

Chameleon52: Wooo!

Everyone in the fma cast lines up in order. Chameleon52 and FMAlcheholic jump to the front. The music starts and they begin dancing.

-5 minutes later-

Chameleon52: Yeah! Good dancing guys!

FMA cast: -Laying on the floor with their souls coming out of their mouths-

Chameleon52: Wusses.

Envy- JUST FUCKING ADMIT YOU'RE A CROSS-DRESSING PALM TREE!

Envy: I'm not a cross-dressing palm tree!

Chameleon52: Today is opposite day so you just said you are really.

Envy: Fine then I am a cross-dressing palm tree.

FMAlcheholic: Hey Envy guess what?

Envy: What?

FMAlcheholic: She lied there is no opposite day.

Envy DAMMIT YOU TWO!

Chameleon52: Moving on from Envy's rage.

Scar- Sing 'Never Gonna Give You Up'.

Scar: I thought Ling Rick Roll'd people.

FMAlcheholic: ~Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you! Never make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!~

Chameleon52: First off Scar I don't know how you know that but it's true. FMAlcheholic, that wasn't your dare though I should have expected it since your always singing it in Geometry class -_-. Scar just sing it.

Scar: ~We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!~

Chameleon52: Bravo! Bravo!

Scar: …

Chameleon52: Next dare!

Breda- dress up like a dog and socialize with the dogs in the dog park.

Breda: NO!

Chameleon52: Why not?

Breda: Were you not paying attention to the show? I HATE DOGS!

Roy: I LOVE DOGS!

Fuery: Really? You mean it?

Roy: Of course! Dogs embody loyalty. They follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once ask for a paycheck! TRUST ME FUERY THEY'RE THE GREAT SERVANTS OF MAN! Loyal canine hound we salute the!

Chameleon52: Did they just do the entire 'Dog Speech' scene?

FMAlcheholic: No.

Havoc: Well your awfully manic today sir.

FMAlcheholic: Now they did the entire 'Dog Speech' scene.

Chameleon52: Wow. Anyway, Breda go get in the dog suit or I'll have 50 dogs attack you.

Breda: -Fine.

Breda leaves to the changing room and comes out in a big furry dog suit.

FMA cast: LMFAO!

Breda: Shut-up!

Chameleon52: To the park!

-At the park-

Breda: Bark! Bark, bark, bark! Bark, bark, bark, bark!

Falman: What's he saying?

FMAlcheholic: According to Chameleon52's 'Dog to English' translator 'I hate my friends, would you like to help me kill them?'

Havoc: He's asking dogs to help him kill us?

Chameleon52: Apparently…I think that poodle is hitting on him.

Poodle: Bark, bark, bark! Bark, bark! Bark, bark, bark! Bark!

Fuery: What'd it say?

Chameleon52: It said: 'Hi I'm Ashley. You come here often?'

FMA cast: O.o LOL

FMAlcheholic: That is one desperate dog.

Chameleon52: LOL Yeah… he's running away.

The FMA cast (and FMAlcheholic) looked back at the park to see a mob of pink, curly, fluffy things chasing Breda across the field.

Al: What are the pink things?

Everyone: Poodles…I think.

Chameleon52: Let's go back to the studio and do the other dares.

Falman: What about Breda?

Chameleon52: Shhhh! We're leaving him.

-At the studio-

Chameleon52: Alright let's keep going!

Roy- Say that you're useless, don't need miniskirts, a perverted guy, a bastard, and say that He is dead sexy...in a miniskirt.

Roy: I can't do that.

Chameleon52: Why not?

Roy: It'd be a lie.

*click*

Roy: I'm useless, don't need miniskirts, am a perverted guy, a bastard, and dead sexy in a miniskirt! –Said really fast-

Chameleon52: ? Confusion.

Riza: That click was my gun.

Chameleon52: I love how that one sentence explains everything.

FMAlcheholic: Next dares are from PokePyro.

Ed: Walk on your knees for the turn. See if anyone notices, 1 point for each person who does. If you get more than 5 points stand up again and repeat process. If you get 10 points or more you win!

Ed: Really? What's with you people I'm not short!

Chameleon52: Just do it shrimpy.

Ed: -Grumbles short rants but does as told-

Al: Brother, why are you kneeling?

Chameleon52: 1 point.

Roy: What's up guys?

Ed: Notice anything different?

Roy: -Looks at each of them in turn- Should I?

Ed: WHY YOU-!

Chameleon52: Calm it Ed!

Roy: Did I miss something?

FMAlcheholic: You think?

Winry: It finally happened. Ed went and got smaller.

Ed: WINRY!

Pinako: What'd I tell you kids?

Ed: Shut up you annoying old hag!

Chameleon52: How many points does he have now?

FMAlcheholic: 3.

Riza: What's going on here and why is Ed on his knees?

Chameleon52: that's what he said.

*click*

Chameleon52: You don't scare me Riza.

Riza: Just tell me what happened.

FMAlcheholic: So sorry we no speak your country language.

Riza: Yes you do.

FMAlcheholic: Derp derp derp hermp derpy merp herp. (Translation from Herpese: Noooo. I speak only Herpese.)

Riza: …What?

FMAlcheholic: Derpy. (Translation: Exactly.)

Trisha: What nonsense are my boys up to now?

Ed and Al: Mom?

Chameleon52: I told you everyone was here.

Trisha: Yup. Now Ed you wanna tell me why you're kneeling?

Ed: I-it-it was a da-a-re.

Chameleon52: That's 5 points. You can get up now.

Ed: -Stands-

Winry: I don't know what's more surprising, Trisha being here or that Ed suddenly got taller.

Pinako: They're both miracles.

Ed: I HATE YOU ALL!

Riza: Thank you Ed for getting up.

Ed: -_-

Chameleon52: Wow 3 points already.

Trisha: It's good to see my boys have grown. Even if it's only a little.

Ed: MOM? REALLY? SCREW YOU ALL!

Al: Brother that's not nice. You should be happy they complimented you on your sudden growth spurt.

Ed: ALPHONSE!

Chameleon52: I think we should move on before Ed tries to maim his brother. Plus that was 5.

Winry: Speak in the deepest voice you can for the turn.

Winry: What is with your reviewers? –Said in deep voice-

Chameleon52: Don't be mean!

Ed: Damn! How do you do that?

Winry: No idea. (Still in deep voice)

Chameleon52: It's funny. Keep it up.

Winry: K. (You get the idea -_-)

Envy: TALK IN AN AMERICAN SOUTHERN ACCENT! XD (or the best you can while written)

Envy: I have no idea what is with y'all and these retarded dares but y'all better knock it off ya hear?

FMA cast: ROFL.

Lust: Where the hell did you learn to do that?

Envy: I ain't got any idea little lady.

Lust: This is officially creepy.

Chameleon52: This is officially awesome.

FMAlcheholic: Awesome. Awesome, awesome, awesome, aweSOME!

Chameleon52: The Rush Valley episode. Nice dude.

Envy: Y'all sure is weird.

Kimblee: Make me your sidekick! *Sparkly eyes* And not a minion. SIDEKICK. I promise not to explode while you're talking!

Chameleon52: Sparkly eyes huh?

FMAlcheholic: A reviewer with 'Winry Automail Syndrome'.

Nice.

Kimblee: I don't need a sidekick.

Chameleon52: Well to bad your getting one. PokePyro!

PokePyro: Hi!

Chameleon52: Kimblee?

Kimblee: -Sigh- Alright, alright. I official accept PokePyro as my sidekick as long as she doesn't get in the way off blowing my blowing things up and doesn't explode when I'm talking.

PokePyro: YES! Thanks!

Chameleon52: Thanks for your dares. Speaking of 1 left.

Alphonse: You. Scar. Cats. Discuss. Maybe Greece from Hetalia too, if cross-dimensional portals are a thing here.

Al: Are cross-dimensional portals a thing here?

Chameleon52: Of course! FMAlcheholic go get Greece.

FMAlcheholic: But I'm lazyyyyyy.

Chameleon52: It's a cross-dimensional portal. You walk through it, grab him, and go.

FMAlcheholic: Fiiiiiinnnneee

Chameleon52: Alright, Al, Scar come over here.

Scar: Why me?

Chameleon52: Because PokePyro said so.

Greece: Where am I?

FMAlcheholic: My crazy friends FMA fanfic.

Chameleon52: I know you did not just call me the crazy one!

Greece: Is this another truth or dare?

Chameleon52: Yes. You, Al, and Scar have been asked to discuss cats.

Greece: Good subject.

Al: So you love cats too?

Greece: Yes. I have said if I were to be reborn, I'd like to be a cat.

Al: Finally someone who doesn't think that's weird.

Scar: I find that weird.

Al: But cats are so-

Al and Greece: Cool.

Al: Yes! And they're so fluffy and cute.

Greece: With their retractable claws, rough tongue, and soft fur.

Al: Yeah. And you could do anything you wanted. Take a nap, lick your paws, hunt some mice.

Scar: And that sounds enjoyable to you?

Al: It doesn't to you?

Al, Scar, and Greece: …

Greece: Plus whenever you're tired you could just lie down and go to sleep in the sun.

Al: Yeah, cats are pretty relaxed creatures. That's probably why.

Greece: I want a pet kitty.

Al: Me too but big brother won't let me have one.

Greece: A shame. But if I'm not mistake you have one in your armor with you.

Al: How'd you know? –Pulls out orange tabby-

Greece: So cute =^.^=

Al: Brother doesn't agree.

Scar: I agree with him.

Greece: I'd love to be a cat.

Chameleon52: Well Scar's dieing over there and the guys are pretty much ignoring him anyway.

Al: Scar was here. –Looks over at Scar- Oh. Hi.

Scar: I'm leaving.

Chameleon52: Here. –Puts kitty ears on Al and Greece's heads- And here's paws, tails, and whiskers. Have fun.

Ed: We're just gonna leave them?

Chameleon52: Let your brother make friends Ed.

Ed: Ummm….okay.

Chameleon52: Okay we need to rap this up. Next is ChibiNeko13.

Oooh, now's my time to shine! Ok, Winry, you have to dress like a fanciful lady! And absolutely NO WRENCHES. Or ANY OTHER tool, weapon, what-have-you.

Winry: What? Not my baby!

Chameleon52: Yes. For this I shall enlist the help of my friend (who is letting me say her name) Maya.

Maya: What's up? Whatcha need Chameleon?

Chameleon52: You must dress Winry like a fancy lady with absolutely no wrenches.

Maya: Piece of cake. Winry come with me.

Winry: Are you insane too?

Maya: Not as much as everyone else here.

Winry: Good enough for me. –Leaves with Maya-

-1 hour later-

Maya: -Bursts through doors- Done and- what the hell is going on here?

Chameleon52 and FMAlcheholic were standing on a stage rapping. Al was recording the whole thing and the FMA cast was in the audience laughing like shit.

Chameleon52: ~Your decks unbalanced and your hair's a kuriboh! Hey. Ho. I'm the mother flippin'.

Ed: She's the mother flippin'.

Winry: She's the mother flippin'.

Roy: Who's the mother flippin'?

Chameleon52: I'm the mother flippin'. I'm the mother flippin'. I'm the mother flippin'. Mother flippin'!

FMAlcheholic: My hair looks nothing like a kuriboh!

Chameleon52: I think you'll find it does.

FMAlcheholic: Does not!

Chameleon52: Does too!

FMAlcheholic: Does not!

Chameleon52: Does too times 10!

Maya: HELLO!

Everyone turned around to see Maya for the first time.

Chameleon52: Okay guys that's it for today.

FMAlcheholic: Aww I wanted to finish the rap battle.

Chameleon52: Later. So you finished with Winry?

Maya: Yes and she looks amazing if I do say so myself.

Chameleon52: Then bring her in!

Maya: Presenting lady Winry Rockbell!

The doors opened and out walked Winry. She had her hair down and curled so it fell down to her lower back. She was wearing a dark purple strapless dress with small diamonds over her chest. On the left side it ruffled and flowed down to the floor with the rest of the dress. She was wearing diamond earrings and a necklace.

Maya: Show 'em the shoes.

Winry was wearing black heels with diamond-studded straps.

FMA cast: WOW.

Chameleon52: -Whispers to Ed- Go twirl her.

Ed: What?

Chameleon52: You heard me go.

Ed's face turned red as he walked over to Winry and took her hand. Without a word he spun her around twice. After both their faces were turning a light red shade.

Winry: Fancy enough for you?

Ed: -Nods head very quickly-

Winry: -Laughs- How about the rest of you?

Everyone else: -Nods-

Maya: See I do good work.

Ed: You do amazing work.

Winry: What do you mean?

Ed: I mean you look amazing.

FMA cast: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. 3

Ed and Winry start blushing until they turn the shade of Ed's cloak.

Chameleon52: EdWin moment.

FMAlcheholic: D'awwwwwww. Nice. And yes she looks very fancy.

Ed: Is this over yet?

Chameleon52: Why got a hot date? Oh wait he does!

Ed: Shut-up!

Chameleon52: Calm down and let me wrap up. She has no wrenches or any other tool/weapon?

Maya: Nope. Don't need to worry about that.

Chameleon52: Alright. Well that's it for chapter 3! Hope you enjoyed our crazy randomness.

FMAlcheholic: For those of you who don't know the rap battle was 'Yugi vs. Jaden Rap Battle' from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series.

Maya: Can I put Ed in a suit for their date?

Chameleon52: Sure.

Maya: -Drags Ed away-

Chameleon52: LeFay Strent and Sushi Hawkeye your dares will be next chapter. They were too long to put here so you get your own chapter! I'm looking forward to writing those. In the mean time I still want your reviews! Nothing is too crazy for us!

FMAlcheholic: Thanks for taking your time to read this stuff we randomly put together. c:

Chameleon52: Bye FMA fanfic readers!

~Chameleon52 & FMAlcheholic