13sk: i dun own anything...


Gaara's Answering Machine...

Machine:

...Just leave the damn message...

Message 1:

(Ace) Ummm... Gaara, it's Ace, and ummm...I wanted to tell you that...IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS ALL TY'S IDEA! SHE DID IT! Well, actually, I did it-BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! So, umm... bye... and dragon of the water stole your toothbrush... bye..(BEEP)

Message 2:

(Gaara) Note to Self: Kill Ace when you get the chance, then take back your gourd, dye remover, and...WHERE THE HELL IS MY TOOTHBRUSH! Well, get that back too. (BEEP)

Message 3:

(Ty) IT WAS SO NOT MY IDEA! IT WAS ALL HER IDEA! and don't ask howI got your phone number. I don't think you wanna know... So, just calling to tell you that IT WASN'T ME!(BEEP)

Message 4:

(dragon of the water) It was all Ace's idea. (BEEP)

Message 5:

(Ace) Oh yeah, by the way, I'm changing my name, phone number, and I'm moving to some secluded island in Africa. So don't look for me anytime so- (Sound of knocking on the door) One sec. (Answers door) AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!BUTI... BUT YOU... I WAS...oh god... (sound of phone falling)(BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP)

Message 6:

(Lee) ...I think I killed Ace... HOW COULD SUCH A YOUTHFUL SPIRIT GO DOWN SO SOON!(BEEP)

Message 7:

(Gaara'sTeddy) OMG! HI GAARA! I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCH! BYE! (BEEP)

Message 8:

(Emma) Hi, I can't find Ace. Can you help me? (BEEP)

Message 9:

(Orochimaru) HELP ME FIND ACE! I KNOW SHE'S HIDING SASUKE AND THESE DAMN FANGIRLS WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! (BEEPBEEPBEEP)

Message 10:

(Sasuke fangirls) FIND ACE! GET HER! FORCE HER TO TELL YOU WHERE SHE'S HIDING SASUKE! (BEEP)

Message 11:

(Sasuke) Tell them nothing. And I never called you... (BEEP)

Message 12:

(Ace) I know where you live... (BEEP)


13sk: how was that? heh heh... everyone's torturing Gaara b/c they can't find me... how sad...

kelse: tell her if you want to be in here, and who you want to call

13sk: I'll try to put you in here. if i can.

Em: r&r! or die!

everyone: O.o