A/N; I apologise in advance, i dont like this chap much myself but its crucial to the overall story, so here you go :D


I'm going to declare my love for Snape, I'm going to declare my love for Snape, I'm going to declare my love for Snape.

Hermione definitely owes me for this.

Hermione.

Aahhhhh.

At least if the greasy git kills me then Hermione will hate him forever and proclaim her undying love for me at my funeral.

Hmmm.

Ok Ron, deep breath, this is only Snape we are talking about. He is not allowed to physically hurt you.

I reach out a slightly shaky hand to the door and knock three times.

Oh bloody hell, I can hear him coming.

Aahhhhh.

I shut my eyes in anticipation.

He is going to kill me.

Come on Ron, be brave.

"Mr Weasley" he sneers, "What do I owe the pleasure?"

"I err, I"

"I haven't got all day Mr Weasley"

"I wanted to tell you…"

"Yes"

"I wanted to tell you that I…"

"Yes, that you what?"

"That I…"

He raises an eyebrow at me.

"I really, really love you" I blurt out as fast as I can.

I look at him for a moment as if to clarify that he has heard what I have just said.

I think he has, he doesn't seem to be blinking.

Ok run

Aahhhhh.

I run down the hallway and back towards the Gryffindor common room as fast as I can.

I can't believe I just did that.

I am going to kill Harry.

Snape thinks I love him.

Oh sweet Merlin I am not looking forward to potions.

"Did you do it?" Harry stupidly asks me as I walk back into the common room.

"Of course" I boast.

Well I did.

I look over to Hermione for approval, "well done Ron" she beams.

Ah, it was worth it.

"So I believe it is your turn for a dare now Harry" I casually tell him.

"Er, sure, I suppose" he smiles, that stupid smile that makes all the girls go wild.

I'm not jealous though.

Pha.

"Ok Harry I got one" Hermione twinkles.

We look at her eagerly.

"You have to act like him for an entire day, dress like him and whilst in Potions tomorrow, lean over his shoulder and advise him on his work in a true Severus Snape manor, sneer at Gryffindor's, and praise the Slytherin's and every now and again take points and award them to everyone accordingly"

"I can't take or remove points though" Harry smiled wickedly.

"That will be half the fun of it" Hermione's smile widened.

"Ok" Harry said smugly.

I wonder if he will actually go through with it.

Hmmm.

Maybe potions wont be so bad after all.


A/N; well whacha think?

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