Okay update. Yay me. Now It's time for another clan's cat. Let's go.


A sleek black tom slipped into the room Rainfur was sitting in. He looked up at the cat.

"Why hello Crowfeather." Rainfur said.

"YOU KNOW MY NAME!" Crowfeather screeched and tried to leap at Rainfur but fell down due to the fact he was in a strait jacket.

"What the-?" he mumbled.

"You cannot hurt me fool!" Rainfur said. "I am your psychiatrist!"

"Really?" Crowfeather asked. "You weren't even thinking of saying master or leader or something."

"That would have been more dramatic." Rainfur agreed. "But that's not the way I roll."

"Haha very funny." Crowfeather growled as he rolled over towards Rainfur. "I'll chew off your legs."

"This isn't Monty Python." Rainfur said. "By the way we don't own that."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Where did this even come from?" Crowfeather asked looking at his strait jacket.

"Where did what come from?" Rainfur asked.

"The...WHAT THE-?" Crowfeather exclaimed as he noticed he wasn't wearing a strait jacket.

"Why are you on the floor?" Rainfur asked.

"I...I was just wearing a strait jacket." Crowfeather said as he stood up.

Rainfur put a paw on his head. "Do feel okay?" He asked him.

Crowfeather lowered his head in confusion and Rainfur turned around and hissed into a small device right above his front left paw.

"What?" Crowfeather asked.

"I haven't said anything." Rainfur replied.

"I need help." Crowfeather whimpered.

"Let's talk about your feelings." Rainfur suggested. "Why did you come here?"

"I seem to have a problem falling in love with the wrong cats." Crowfeather admitted.

"Seem?"

"OKAY I DO!" Crowfeather yelled. "HAPPY?"

"About what?" Rainfur asked. "I get no joy in this."

Crowfeather nodded.

Rainfur hissed into his paw. "I'm lying."

"What?"

"Excuse me?"

"..."

"Continue." Rainfur said.

"First it was Feathertail and she was in Riverclan." Crowfeather said. "Then Leafpool and she was in Thunderclan, and now Nightcloud. Oh Starclan why did I choose Nightcloud?"

"Maybe it has something to do with insanity?" Rainfur suggested.

"What?"

"Nothing. What about Breezepelt?"

"Who's that?"

"Your son?"

"I have a son?" Crowfeather exclaimed. "Everything I know is a lie!" He ran out the door and fell down halfway down the hallway because of the strait jacket. Then a few cats came along and dragged him away.

"It worked." Rainfur smirked as he spoke into his paw.

"You realize this is just a recording right?" The device said.

"Then how did you know what I said?" Rainfur asked.

The device suddenly started smoking and made a mini explosion.


Yay Crowfeather!