The Great Detective Itachi Solves The Case

Zetsu had his baby. No one could explain it though. The baby had mouths on it's hands.

"How could this be?" Pein asked. Suddenly there was a great swoosh of wind. It was the Great Detective Itachi-kun!

"You see what happened was!" Itachi began, "Tobi had a white substance on his robe that I have identified as Deidera's sperm. Kisame had wiped his face on Tobi's robe, resulting in the sperm to get caught on Kisame's face. Then that night, Kisame and Zetsu did the deed, resulting it to come off Kisame's face and into Zetsu's manjina. Thus, I have solved the case."

THE END