Yeah I'm back from a month-long break or more? YAJ new year...
Last time on The Blue Cow Statue:
Ike took several ingredients for making a sandwich; "Ok I'm going to make a sub sandwich!" he then walked out of the room.
Seconds later Ike's hand reached in and yanked Toon Link through the door.
"Put this on!" Ike whispered urgently, holding up a giant sub sandwich costume.
"What? No," Toon Link refused.
"FINE. I'll do it then!" Ike yelled.
Toon Link and Ike in a giant sub sandwich reentered the kitchen.
"Oh yeah, here's Ike's thing he made…" Toon Link said flatly,
"That's not nice to say that to such an… attractive sandwich…" Lucario, suavely approaching Ike, "Are you a female sandwich? I noticed you could talk which is why I'm asking the question."
"Would you like to have Lunch sometime?" Lucario asked, not noticing Toon Link or Ike's conversation.
"Toon Link what should I do next? Toon Link?" Ike called, then turned to Lucario, "Ummm…." He randomly chose yes or no, "Yes! I would love to…?"
"Ok, how about sometime after this task of revenge Luigi has set upon us," Lucario replied before walking off.
Luigi used his special blue cow powers to over hear, "Ok so what you all are making is the lunch for the date of Lucario and Ike's sandwich!"
"Ok." Replied everyone, causing Daisy, who just came in, to pop.
Zelda took the deflated Daisy and added her into the mixture of her pancake mix.
Ike, still in his sub sandwich costume, entered the restaurant that was made by Luigi for the date.
Ike found the table where Lucario was sitting at and sat down there.
"Hi Lucario! Let me just check my purse for a second," Ike opened his purse and held it in front of him, he checked to see that Toon Link was inside it so he could secretly help him on what to say.
Peach came over, "I'll be your waitress for today, all courses will be given to you so you will have to taste them all."
Bowser then came in and set down the first course, Zelda's pancakes.
"I thought you said you were the waitress?" Ike said,
Peach then ran off laughing, stealing all of the waiters and waitresses from the restaurant.
Ike cut off a piece of one pancake and as he went to stab it with his fork Daisy popped out of the slice, "BOO!"
"AHHAH!" screamed Ike, falling backwards.
As Ike lay on the floor, a hand grabbed his ankle and began pulling him under the clothed table. Ike clawed at the carpet, grasping to chairs, which moved and didn't help his stability.
Under the table Ike turned to see it was Lucario, who said, "Shhh, I know you're Ike. This was all an elaborate plan to get you to help me get back my artifact."
"Ok…?" Ike replied nervously.
"So will you help me?" Lucario asked.
"Ok…?" Ike replied nervously.
…
"Ok…?" Ike replied nervously.
"You can stop saying that now."
"Oh Ok…"
Ike set up an elaborate rig while slyly doing it from under the cloth and using only napkins, appetizers, forks, spoons, a peppershaker, a paperclip, and a state of the art sound mixer prototype, the latter of the two he fortunately found in his pocket.
Ike's sandwich costume soared around the room out from under the table and disappeared through a wall with eerie ghost noises emanating from it.
After the dramatics, Lucario anti-climatically came out from under the table, "I ate the sub sandwich and that was it's ghost."
Ike dug a hole under the table as his escape, using the sound mixer as a shovel. Yes he creatively made those sound effects with only an appetizer cracker and not the sound mixer.
The next day Ike woke up to the sound of appetizer crackers chanting and surrounding his bed, "The great one has freed us by perfectly executing 'The Call of The Appetizer Cracker' song."
Ike ate them all and got up.
Coming into the dining room Ike found Link eating cereal, "Hey Ike. Wait, how come you're up so early? It's not because you have to keep a secret or anything and are nervous?" Link said suspiciously.
"No? Why- why would you think of something like that? Seriously what you said makes no sense though," Ike admitted.
Link went for another spoonful of cereal when one rice puff came out, jumping on his chest and knocking him to the ground. Link cried out for help in a panicked state as the rice puff thrashed him around the floor, it then gripped him by his shirt into the air and threw him onto the table, still grasping his tunic in its nonexistent clutches, the food morsel dragged Link through all the stuff on the table, making a dramatic mess everywhere.
The attacking rice puff let Link slide off the table by momentum. It flew to the back of the room and then bolted at Link. He stood up and swallowed the cereal particle when it was in contact range.
Peach came in laughing, a large remote control in hand, "Got you with my remote control cereal!"
Angered, Link took his spoon and threw it at Peach; it missed and speared her remote control, sparks and electricity exploded from it. Suddenly the cereal in the bowl glided out as if it were in zero gravity, the cereal box was shredded by cereal shooting out of it from all sides like bullets.
The cereal rice puffs clustered into a floating orb, ready to attack. Luigi stepped in and the cereal shot out in a straight line at Luigi. They were met with an invisible energy wall made by the blue cow statue and were ground to a fine powder.
"Now anyway-" Luigi began, but inhaled the powder while talking and started coughing.
While he was distracted Ike ran over, took the statue, and then ran for the door on the other end of the room. He ran straight into the door without opening it and lay there unconscious because he's stupid.
Luigi took the statue back, "So for my next amusing punishment thingamajig you have to eat everyone or else!"
"Who?" Link asked nervously. While pretending to be nervous, he actually hoped he would get the part.
"Peach." Luigi replied,
"Yay!" Peach exclaimed, as she jumped for joy her remote control bacon controller fell out of her pocket and broke. Crazed bacon strips swarmed out of the refrigerator.
Mario sat on the sofa when Peach snuck up behind him and ate him. Mario then ate through her stomach, "What are you doing?" asked Peach angrily.
"Oh we weren't playing the eating game?" Mario asked,
"No…" Peach sighed and duct taped the hole in her back up. Some bacon ran at Peach, Mario stuck out his hand and pulled it in to eat it, but Peach digested it first, "HA!"
Wolf entered a room to find Lucas being chased by the bacon, which has clumped together to form a penguin shape and was chasing him around the room.
Wolf then slowly turned around to find a giraffe made of bacon back him into the room.
Peach came in and ate everything in the room leaving it empty completely of all organisms and objects.
Toon Link sat on the sofa watching TV and wondering where Mario went as he mindlessly ate popcorn.
Suddenly Peach raised out of the popcorn. Toon Link didn't notice and ate her; not noticing the difference between her and the food.
"For the second official challenge of revenge you all have to… clean out the basement!" Luigi commanded from the intercom.
Everyone appeared in the basement of the mansion.
"Everyone appeared in the basement of the mansion." Said Pikachu, wanting to be a narrator.
"Oh look old dusty boxes!" Fox spoke, not wanting to be a narrator.
Link opened one, which was full of old spaghetti.
Zelda opened another and found a bunch of hats. She also found the hat monster: a rubber chicken with a hat on it. Zelda ran off screaming into a wall.
Bowser opened one box and a lot of robots came flooding out and attacked everyone.
The Smashers then had a tea/costume party.
"Good enough?" Luigi said, not only about the challenge but the quality of the entire story.
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