Andrew's POV I was sitting in Stan's chair reading the newspaper The kids went out with Stan and Soos to find the Shards As much as I wanted to go with them I knew they needed to do this themselves
My wife walked in having put on her Llama Sweater "Hey Dear" She said to me and then asked "Where are the kids?"
I replied "They went with Stan and Soos to find those shard things don't worry they'll be fine
"A-alright" she replied and left the room Just then Stan walked in the door "Hmph" He stated upon walking in" I jumped out of his chair fearing he'd kick me out first I then asked "Uh hey! how'd it go?" he replied with a Mean look on his face "I don't know... they kicked me out because I was banned from the lake where it apperantly landed"
"Why were you banned from the lake?" I asked out of curiousity then realizing it was better to leave it alone He stated "I don't remember I think I tried to steal a boat or something" He said while drinking from his Pitt Cola Can Why did I ever trust this guy with my kids?
"I told the Tourists the shack is closed today..since I don't think anybody feels like helping out"
He told me while walking out of the room "Might be a good idea... give the kids and Soos a break for a while.. they need it" I replied I then thought to myself and decided to ask
Just then the phone rung I tried to look at the caller ID and then realized it didn't have one I picked up the phone and said "Hello?" I heard from the other line a familiar voice "Oh hey Andrew I was expecting to have Stan or one of his employees answer the phone when did you come back to town?"
Oh crud it's Wendy's' Father...what am I supposed to tell him? ...Play it cool Andrew maybe he won't ask... what am I talking about it's been 2 days of course he's gonna ask! "Oh uh... well it's pretty embarrassing but I lost my job and they repossessed my house" I replied
"Oh that's gotta suck... so have you found a new job you think might pay?" He asked me "Not really and y'know I don't really have any intention of moving back to CA anymore maybe i'll get a job here" I replied "That'd be great! then we can have Guy nights all the time! Speaking of which I was gonna call Soos over you wanna come?" He asked "Uh sure... I guess i'm free tonight..." I said huh maybe he really isn't gonna ask!
Then he asked "Oh by the way you haven't seen Wendy lately have you? I just got back from work and she isn't here" I thought she might have went in to work" Of course he had to ask...Guh what am I gonna say? Don't lie...lying only makes it worse "Oh uhh... she's gone" Gone yeah that's real specific Doofus! "Gone? gone where? she didn't tell me she was leaving town..." He asked
"Gone to...uuhh...The Movies! YES! Hahaha..." I replied finally "The Movies huh? I'm guessing that means she found another boyfriend she ALWAYS brings a guy with her alright how ugly is this one?" Dan asked me What the heck am I supposed to say? Maybe... i'll say she didn't bring a guy yeah.. that works...totally works well he did say ALWAYS ...!
"Guy? Oh uh she brought uh Dipper yeah Dipper" Oh gosh.. Dipper is gonna kill me for this.. then again it is sorta obvious he has a crush on her "Your kid?! HA! Wow... I did not see that coming To be perfectly honest I can't tell him apart from his twin" Dan replied in a mocking tone
"HEY! Dipper's plenty Manly for his age!" I said to him Oh gosh... Don't get yourself in a fight with Manly Dan Pleeaaase.. "Look Andrew I was only kidding to be perfectly honest I like him a lot more than the other guys she brought home I might have to talk to the little guy maybe this could actually work" He replied to me Oh gosh... how am I gonna get myself out of this?! Now he actually wants to talk to Dipper... Oh crud..
"Anywho I'll call you later when were ready for Guys Night i'm calling a few Other Guys talk to you later!" Dan said to me before hanging up the phone "Bye Dan"
I hang up the phone and let loose a Wild Scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!"
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