Chapter 3
But it wasn't the only choice I could make. I couldn't work much past 3 pm because my leg would give out, but I spent every free moment at home boning up on nephrology.
After I passed my nephrology board certification exam, I just dropped the bomb on my fellows one day. I walked in to my outer office, slammed my cane down on the table to see how high I could make Thirteen jump, and threw a YELLOW case file at Foreman. Should'a shot some footage of that. I could have earned quite a following on Youtube. Thirteen peeling herself off the ceiling, shouting "don't scare me like that", Foreman looking at the yellow case file with surprise like he'd never seen the color yellow before in his life, and Chase off in the corner looking completely bored and acting like "hey, this is House, why is anyone surprised at anything he does?"
I said "Hey, pee is yellow, right? Whoever heard of blue pee? Well, at least normal pee is yellow. I got a new case for us."
And with that, announced our foray into nephrology.
