Still working out a cure in the middle of sleeping and workin... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Me: I HAVE WORKED OUT A CURE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!!!! GO ME!!!! *victory dance*

Mello: SHUDDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt: *rocking back and forth whispering madly to self while trembling uncontrollably*

Mello: Basic video game deprivation.

Me: .... o_O

Mello: This is only Stage One. You don't want to see Stage 100.

Me: * cold shiverr*

Near: Let me out of the cupboard!!!

Mello: *kicks cupboard. HARD* MY FOOT!!!

Near: AHHHH!!!!! EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: *lets Near out of cupboard and shakes him out of the box* Congrats, I has finds a cure for you. (I lika talking like that.)

Near: *is half stuck in box* Great... but first, explain how it is made.

Me: Why do you think I said it's a secret? T^T

Near: You never said-

Me: Shuddup.

Mello: Matt and I have our tests to attend so IF YOU DON'T MIND!!!!!!! *drags Matt off the bunk, which was at the top, btw*

Matt: *still shivering*

Mello: *kicks Near out the door in the process of pulling Matt to the classroom*

Near: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! LEMME BACK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: *closes door* It oughta be fun to steal Mello's chocolate and Matt's secret stash of games and throw them both to my vicious pet chicken... they might kill me for it... WHO CARES?!?!?! *throws out to chicken*

Vicious Pet Chicken: RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *clobbers games*

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

V. P. C: *pecks chocolate and goes hyper, attacking the Wammys' orphans*

Random Orphan No. 1: MY SOCCER BALL!!!!!!

Random Orphan No. 2: MY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: *realizes something* Matt's games were the cure...but what the heck... *sits on his mattress* Boy, this here mattress sure is lumpy.

Matt: *falls into room still shivering, only this time sooo fast you ca barely see him*

Me: Why aren't you at the test???

Mello: We got F's. *

Me: SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, give this to Matt. *hands Mello Dissidia Final Fantasy PSP game* This oughta stop him shivering like that...

Mello: *waves in front of Matt* Where's my chocolate?

Matt: *recovers and snatches game out of Mello's hand and starts playing* Where are my normal video games?

Me: *points out window*

Matt and Mello: %^$##%(*(*()*&^^%#$!#%$#$$^#%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rugby tackles chicken*

V. P. C: CLUCK!!

Matt: GIMME MY GAMES!!!

Mello: GIMME MY CHOCOLATE!!!

Me: *blows whistle that appeared out of nowhere* ONE TO M&M, NONE FOR CRAZY CHICKEN!

Near: HHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Oh riiiiiiight.... *goes to window* Uhh... Matt? Mello? You might want to see this...

Matt and Mello: *looks in direction I'm pointing* Uhh...

Me, Matt and Mello: *sees Near being dragged into Linda's room like some monster out of a horror movie* ... o_O

Me: OK, who wants to get him now? *no hands* What about later? *hands*

Mello: We better arm ourselves. Rumors say her room is 100% pink...

Matt: Rumors??? Why can't we just attack now and bash their heads in?

Me: Uhh... I was thinking along the lines of attacking at night with water guns and balloons. Also, if we kill Linda and her roommates, we get arrested for child abuse and murder.

Matt: Don't waste your potions on her roommates, they're just her minions. We need to get to the final boss with at least 55 potions.

Me: POTIONS??? Does he always talk like that??

Mello: Always happens when we initiate an attack.

Me: TO THE BLUEPRINTS!!!!!!!!!!!! *disappears*

Great!!!! Sorry this chapter was so short. Really, under 700 words!!! I feel sorry for myself... BOO HOO!!!
Next chapter- Operation Attack Linda!