Spider

"Holy shit! Oh my god!" A shriek sounded through the Mountain. "Megan?" Dick yelled in response, looking up from the letter he was writing to Zatanna. He ran through the halls, following the sound of the screaming.

He expected to find Megan, cowering in front of some kind of beast. Instead, he found Artemis in the kitchen, cowering before a... um... was that a spider? "Artemis? Is that a spider?" He snickered. "Don't laugh! It's not funny!" She yelled, climbing onto the counter.

"Sheesh." He said, grabbing a birdarang from his belt and crouching down. He squashed the spider and made a big show of wiping spider guts off of the weapon. "Ugh." Artemis shivered. Dick stood up and grinned at her.

"That... was hilarious." He declared. "Shut up!" She yelled at him. "Aren't we touchy?" He laughed. She groaned.

"No one hears of this." "Awwwww! Not even Wally." "Don't make me hurt you." "Fine! Sheesh."