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Tommy's Kanto Adventure:
Chapter 3:
A howling gust of wind arose from the trees at the lab, the summer sun scorching the land. Tommy and Jordan's battle was about to get underway.
"Tackle" yelled Tommy, squirtle smashing bulbasaur into the ground.
Suddenly squirtle felt light-headed and stumbled.
"Haha, how do you like my leach seed?" bulbasaur bragged.
"Bitch…" squirtle muttered tackling her again.
"Now bubble!" bubbles hit the bulbasaur from all sides, putting her into a daze. She stumbled and fell to the ground, dizzy.
Bulbasaur got up and dove on top of squirtle.
"Put bubbles in her eyes ordered Tommy. Squirtle did so, temporally blinding the foe.
"Now tackle her as hard as you can!". Squirtle complied, pile driving the bulbasaur, knocking it out cold.
"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WIN!" screamed Jordan who was looking at Tommy.
Tommy smiled evilly. "WHY DOES HE ALWAYS WIN!" Jordan shouted at the sky.
"I win because you suck balls at everything" Tommy answered coolly.
"NOOOOOO" yelled Jordan as he ran away.
After Tommy explained to his mother, received the moedex and all that jazz:
Tommy finally left Pallet and arrived in route one. He felt a tug on his pant leg. He looked down and saw squirtle. "Hey, aren't you gunna give me a name?"
"Name?" Asked Tommy. "What do you mean?"
"You really are new to this aren't you. Trainers give their Moemon names to symbolize ownership. So I ask again, what's my name?"
"Umm…" Tommy said for about 10 minutes. "How about Hera? Queen of the Greek gods.
"…I guess it's ok…" murmured Hera.
"I should probably check your data" murmured Tommy, opening the moedex.
Moemon: Squirtle
Name: Hera
Species: Tiny Turtle Moemon
Type: Water
Current Level: 10
Scarcity: Rare
Diet: Squirtle are omnivorous
Ability: Torrent
Height: 4'3"
Weight: 92.4lbs
Cup Size: B
Strong Against: Fire, Ground, Rock
Weak Against: Grass, Electric
Attacks: Tackle, Tail Whip, Bubble, Withdraw
Evolves into: Wartortle ( Lv 16)
Evolves From: None
Info: Squirtle are usually very happy, upbeat moemon, who are almost always in a good mood. They are very well liked due to the fact that they are easy to get along with (in most cases), and treat their trainers with great deference. There are few exceptions that think badly of their trainers. Those that are not obedient have a hidden great respect for their masters that they will not show. They are great in the bedroom as they can get turned on very easily and have the tightest pussies of the three starters.
"Tsundere…" murmured Tommy.
" Lets just chill in this route. I don't want to do anything else today" tommy drawled lazily.
"… except make a pact, right?" Hera cocked her head quizzically.
"A pact?" Tommy scratched his head. "What's a pact?" he asked.
Hera whispered in his ear.
"No way, absolutely not" Tommy shook his head with his forearms making an X over his chest. "I have principles."
"Please, do enlighten me"
"I won't have sex with or have fantasies of a non-human thing for one."
"I've heard enough of your boring shit"Hera yawned. "You either go against your principles and make a pact, or I can legally leave you and go into the wild."
"W-wait what?" Tommy yelled, shocked.
"Moemon league rules clearly state that if you don't have sex with your Moemon within the first 24 hours of ownership, the Moemon is free."
"Give me some time to think…"
"You have an hour" Hera said. "In the mean time I'll taking a nap."
4 hours later:
It was late afternoon when Hera was woken. She looked up in her masters (even though she refuses to call him that) face.
"So… what was your decision" she asked groggily.
"Well I want to travel with you don't I? If keeping you means going against my principles then so be it. All I know is that your worth it."
Hera's eyes widened. "Well I would but a certain cunt who I will not name would have the story removed again."
"Aww, ok. HANG ON! I said an hour and you took 4 fucking hours you stupid bastard.
He really is the hitler of Fanfiction. I really don't like him… do me a favor and send a dozen assassins after him. You'd receive a handsome reward…
also I was tossing whether I should have Squirtle named Quinn but after my extended family followed me (you guys) I didn't have the heart to change it.
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