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Chapter 3

During lunch, Kristoff and Hiccup were standing in line, trays in hand and grabbing at food. As much as Kristoff liked Hiccup, he wished the boy would stop introducing him to all these cliques. That was all Hiccup did since they met this morning. Kristoff was sure he pretty much knew every student and teacher in the school without even talking to them.

"And over there's the happy guy Sandy. Watch out for Tooth over there, she has a habit of grabbing everyone's faces and complimenting their teeth, hence that is how she got her name. Oh and she's the only one in this school who wants to be a dentist. Miguel and Tulio there are the class clowns. Sinbad, Eret, and Hercules are the ripped overly-self confident jocks. And over there…." Hiccup pointed to a lone table in a far corner where Jack Frost sat and sprayed the window with what looked like freeze spray.

Hiccup shivered. "That's Jack Frost, don't mess around with him. He's worse than the scary people."

"Really? He looks descent compared to the rest." Kristoff admitted as the lunch lady set a bowl of tomato soup on his tray.

"Descent? Last year, he hosted a nude party in some rich lady's backyard and got fined over one thousand bucks. You call that descent?" Hiccup whispered.

"He also totaled the principal's car right in front of the poor man when his cigarettes were taken away." Snow White added next to them.

"And let's say he can be…really creative with freeze spray, as you see over there." Hiccup added.

"You don't say." Kristoff smirked. "So why aren't you in a clique?"

Hiccup froze and tuned to face Kristoff. For once a serious frown crossed his face. "Let's just sat that what happened in wrestling…stays in wrestling. Got that? I still curse Dad the day he let me join."

"Yes sir." Kristoff nodded. He turned to the lunch line and suddenly he froze in place. Hiccup saw his friend's face and he followed his gaze.

Anna and Rapunzel stood in line one person in front of them. Anna was talking and Rapunzel was busy debating on taking chocolate cake or a doughnut.

"You know sometimes a girl has to let it go. I mean I think this is the only time the cafeteria ever gave us chocolate cake! If you take a small salad it should balance out the calories!" Anna chirped and grabbed herself a piece.

Rapunzel opened her mouth but shut it the moment Anna plopped a piece of cake on her tray.

"Hiccup…what group is she in?" Kristoff whispered and leaned towards his friend.

"The 'don't even think about it' group. That's Anna Northland. A sophomore." Hiccup answered.

"Wow." Kristoff breathed.

"Yeah I gotta admit she's hot, and deep, I don't know really about her purity though. But take my advice and forget about her. Her father is Mr. Super-Overprotective. And according to his rules, the Northland girls gotta stay abstinent." Hiccup explained.

Kristoff turned away just as Anna moved to go back to the lunch line straight towards them. Yet as the girl reached out to grab herself a bottle of water, the blonde boy turned and his lunch tray fell right on top of Anna, the bowl of soup and salad splattering allover her outfit.

"NO!" Anna squealed and jumped back a good ten feet. Flushed Kristoff grabbed a bunch of napkins and Anna snatched them.

"I'm sorry! I'm s-s-so sorry!" Kristoff apologized as he watched Anna pat down the huge stain on her blouse. Hiccup looked away in embarrassment and the rest of the line sneered. Even the lunch lady grimaced at the scene.

"No no no no no this is my favorite shirt!" Anna exclaimed. Her face was growing as red as the soup on her shirt and she looked like she was about to break down as tears formed in her eyes and her lips began to tremble.

"Here let me help!" Kristoff offered.

Before he could do anything though, Hiccup grabbed him and they began to move away before Anna could let out another cry of distress. Rapunzel was trying to calm her down and Kristoff felt his guilt eat him alive.

"Nice move." Hiccup murmured as he pushed Kristoff as far away from Anna as possible.


"Urgh I can't believe this! I can't believe he did this to me!" Anna whined as she and Rapunzel walked outside towards the school courtyard.

There was no way Anna was returning to the cafeteria. It was bad enough she had to change her whole top and walk around in her ugly gym shirt, so the last thing she needed was to return and have everyone laugh or snicker at her appearance.

"It's okay Anna. He obviously didn't know where he was going." Rapunzel said and gave her a sympathetic pat on the back.

Anna sniffed and looked down at her gray shirt. "Does it look bad? Wearing this?" she looked up at her friend and Rapunzel hesitated.

"Well….it's not…..terrible, I'm sure you have a backup in your locker." she assured her.

Anna sniffed miserably and began to eat. Nearby, Hans and his best friend Gaston were in the middle of a smoke. Casting a glance at the two girls, Gaston smirked and nudged Hans.

"Sexies alert, and looks like one's depressed."

Hans turned and smiled at the sight of Anna and Rapunzel. He stubbed out his cigarette and walked over to them with Gaston following.

"Hello ladies." he greeted with a charming wink.

Anna looked up and immediately blushed, her arms coming around her gym shirt in sudden embarrassment. Rapunzel looked him over while sipping her tea before she arched a brow in suspicion. Hans turned to her and his smile widened as he held out a hand.

"Hans Westergaard." he introduced.

"Rapunzel, and I know exactly who you are. You broke my boyfriend's smolder last year during the Christmas pageant." she reminded.

Anna turned to her and Hans chuckled, slightly embarrassed.

"He's still not over that is he?"

"Nope." Rapunzel teased with a roll of her eyes.

Turning away from the brunette, Hans turned his attention to the sniffling sophomore.

Anna forced on a smile. "Hi Hans."

"Mind if we join you?" Hans asked and sat down beside Anna.

The girl's blush deepened as their hips touched and his musky cologne filled her nose. Gaston chuckled and moved beside Rapunzel, who gave him a death glare before scooting across the trio.

"So what's wrong?" Hans asked with concern.

"She bumped into the new kid and he got all his lunch on her outfit." Rapunzel explained.

"It was nothing." Anna insisted quickly, giving Rapunzel a warning glance that told her to be quiet.

"It's November and you're outside in a T-shirt. Here let me." Hans slipped off his jacket and draped it over Anna's shoulders.

The girl smiled and tugged it tighter around herself. "Thank you."

"Don't mention it." Hans said and draped an arm around her shoulders with a small smile.


Meanwhile, Elsa and her best friend Astrid Hofferson were just getting into the lunch line. Like Elsa, Astrid was a tough girl with long blonde hair that fell over her eyes and she usually wore a frown that was hard to impress.

"And then he brought up my menstrual cycle. God do I hate boys. They really should go and live on their own planet. Especially Hans." Elsa huffed, grabbing her orange so hard that she almost crushed it.

Astrid took it and gently set it back down before it could splatter. "I know what you mean. Hiccup gave me the googly eyes today in gym class. He looks at me like he never saw me in shorts and playing softball!"

"All throughout history we were supposed to look up to the men, raise their babies, and keep them satisfied, yet all they seemed to give us was nothing but shit! And we still swoon because of their good looks and 'charms'. Like today in English I wanted to gag when Snow White took voice. True love? Urgh it's disgusting. I hate to break it to you sweetie but fairytales don't exist nowadays." Elsa growled.

She was about to grab herself a bottle of ketchup when suddenly a cold hand came down on the bottle and grabbed it from her reach. Elsa's head shot up and she met Jack Frost's piercing blue eyes.

Jack smirked and took the bottle."Gotta be faster than that Snow Queen. And thanks for the touching compliment. With you around I bet we all wish we could be on a different planet." he laughed.

Elsa frowned and tried to snatch the bottle away. Yet as she did so, Jack squeezed it and a squirt of ketchup shot right on Elsa's face and hair. The students around her began to laugh and Jack put the bottle down and bowed to his audience.

"Go screw yourself!" Astrid growled.

Elsa grabbed a handful of napkins and began to wipe her face. When she looked up, Jack was slowly backing away from them.

"Catch you later." he winked mischievously and walked away.

The two friends could only watch in disbelieved silence as Jack strolled back to his table and slipped his earphones into his ears.

"Out of all the inconsiderable jerks in this school, he's gotta be the worst." Astrid admitted with narrowed eyes.

Elsa nodded and grabbed a bottle of mustard. All she could do was agree.


As Elsa and Astrid moved to their own table, Kristoff caught himself watching Anna and Hans talk and laugh. His stomach flipped at the sight of Hans' draped arm over her shoulders and the dreamy look Anna was giving him as he talked to her. And was that his coat she was wearing?

"God I feel so bad. I didn't mean to get food allover her. It was an accident." Kristoff said as he played with his fries.

Hiccup sighed and squirted some mustard into his burger. "I think she'll forgive you. You've been mumbling the same thing since it happened. Just let it go."

Kristoff shook his head miserably and turned back to the window. "Hey Hiccup, who's that guy with Anna?"

"That? That's Hans Westergaard. Four words – a hot asshole and a hot model." Hiccup answered in between bites of his cheese burger.

"He's a model?"

"Dude, do you see him? He's flawless in every shape and form. He's the only guy in the school who does cologne commercials. He could go farther if he just got rid of those squirrels on his cheeks." Hiccup mumbled.

Kristoff shook his head. "Just look at her! She's so..."

"Innocent? More like naïve to the point of death. Look at her yourself. Clearly she doesn't see the lust in Hans' heart. All she sees is his million-dollar smile." Hiccup corrected.

"How can you say that? She looks completely…"

"Stunning?"

"Just look at the way she's smiling and eating her chocolate cake. And look at her eyes. She's completely innocent. You're missing what's there." Kristoff argued.

"Oh Kris, poor, romantic Kris. What you see there is a preppy, over-the-top princess wearing purposefully tight pants to show guys like us that we're strictly off limits to her charms." Hiccup watched as Hans offered Anna a French fry and she took it with a giggle.

"Just forget it Kris, we're just lowly gazelle in the savannah. It's where we belong. And Hans and his band…they're just the lions. Now if you look at the Ice Witch…she's a pure-bred hyena."

"No." Kristoff crumpled up the leftovers of his lunch.

"Seriously just forget about her. It might be for your own good."

"No, I messed up with my first meeting with her. I gotta make it up to her somehow."

"You're never gonna give up are you? Fine, I'll help you…a little. Right now Anna's actually looking for a German tutor. She'll forgive you if you pass her with an B." Hiccup announced.

Kristoff's face lit up like a Chrismtas tree. "That's perfect!"

Hiccup chuckled. "What? Do you know German?"

"No…but this is still perfect! I'll try! I'll ask Dad for that online tutoring thing…what's it called? Rosemary Still?" Kristoff asked.

"Rosetta Stone?" Hiccup grumbled.


At the end of the day, Jack was standing by his locker and fixing his hair. After tossing his books in, Jack slammed his locker shut and turned to leave. As he began to walk, he was unaware of his IPod falling out of his jacket pocket and landing on the ground with a clatter.

Standing beside her own locker a few feet away, Elsa caught sight of the IPod. She approached the spot it laid and picked it up.

"Who would be so careless?" she murmured to herself before slipping the device into her own jacket pocket.

"Hey are you ready to go?" Astrid asked, coming up beside her.

"Yeah." Elsa nodded and they began to walk out.

"Was that Jack's IPod?"

"Yeah, it looks like I'll have to give it back tomorrow, if he actually shows up to class." Elsa murmured.

"Are you gonna wait for Anna?" Astrid asked.

"She said she'd take a ride with Rapunzel. Plus we're going to the sports store remember? They just came out with brand new winter jackets." Elsa said.

Astrid smiled. "Can't wait!"

The two girls approached Elsa's car and got in. The first thing Elsa did before turning on the ignition was turn on the radio. They pulled out just in time to stand side-by-side with Hans' silver Chevrolet Corvette. Elsa rolled her eyes as Hans rolled down his window and gave her a devious grin.

"Hey Ice Witch, had fun at Gothel's?" he asked.

"Oh yeah she couldn't stop talking about you!" Elsa shot back.

"I'm not surprised." Hans laughed and drove off, cutting the girls.

"Asshole!" Astrid shouted.

Elsa picked up speed and was about to drive when all of a sudden Hiccup moved in front of her on a tiny run-down scooter.

"Move it Peep-Squeak!" Elsa snapped.

"Sorry!" Hiccup waved and drove away.

"Can this school be anymore convoluted?" Elsa murmured. She turned and caught Astrid starring back at Hiccup.

"Huh? No, not really."


Pulling over beside Kristoff, Hiccup stopped and took off his helmet.

"Nice ride." Kristoff commented.

"Thanks. Remember what I told you, never get that particular girl angry." Hiccup reminded, jabbing a finger at Elsa's car.

"I learned that this morning. I wonder what's her issue." his friend admitted as he watched Elsa pull out of the parking lot.

"You mean issues. Did I mention that the Ice Witch is your Juliet's sister? The shrew herself." Hiccup huffed.

"What? That's Anna's sister?" Kristoff looked surprised and shocked all at once. He could hardly believe that Anna would be related to someone as icy as Elsa.

"Yeah I know, it's so hard to believe. I heard that Elsa was actually adopted from Russia. That's why her heart is so frozen. She came from the vast, wastelands of Siberia." Hiccup shuddered.


And the Ice Witch clashes with the Ice King! Thanks for reading everyone!