Just to make it clear to anyone reading, Laguz wrote the 1st, Kyo wrote the 2nd, I'm (Liza) writing this one, and Momo's writing the next. Now you know. Hooray.
Name Confusion Girl (AKA Liza/ML/Sour), Momo, Kyo, and Laguz were sitting down on tree stumps, being bored. It wasn't the usual sunny day from the last two chapters. It was raining. Why was it raining? Because ML was writing this chapter and liked rain, that's why.
But I never said it was raining water.
It was raining Mr. L, Dimentio, Yoshi, and Tom plushies.
"EEEEEEEEEEEE!" they all screeched, no longer bored. They picked up plushies of their fandom (Momo=Mr. L, Kyo=Dimentio, Laguz=Yoshi, and ML=Tom) and hugged them.
"Speaking of fandoms that the paragraph above mentioned..." ML spoke. "I GET TO ANNOY TOM! EEEEEEEEE! TOMTOMTOMTOMTOMTO-"
The MISSILEPANDASQUIRREL slapped her in the face.
"I'M TIRED OF THIS STUPID SQUIRREL THING!" Momo yelled, her eye twitching.
"YUSH!" Laguz agreed. IN CAPSLOCK.
"LET'S KILL IT!" Kyo smiled insanely, picking up the MISSILEPANDASQUIRREL and throwing it.
"NO, WAIT!" ML yelled. "YOU CAN'T- -"
KAPLOWZERS.
The explosion sent the girls to Webtoon Land, where you'd find Eddsworld, Haruhi-chan, various webcomics, etc, etc, etc.
So, obviously, they went to the Eddsworld section of Webtoon Land to find THE BEST CHARACTER EVER. (which is Tom by the way.)
Finally, they saw him. Eyes missing from the sockets, blue hoodie, blue jeans, checkered shoes, brown spiked hair. Even though Kyo and Laguz hadn't the slightest idea what the HECK made ML so interested in him... Well, Momo didn't either. And in all honesty, even ML didn't know. However, she still fangirled.
"TOMTOMTOMTOMTOMTOMTOM!" she yelled, glomping him.
"HOLY BOWLING BALL ON A TREE, WHAT THE HECK?" Tom yelled. "WHO IS THIS?" He turned around, and saw ML. Along with Laguz holding a camera, Kyo being all like "lolwut?" and Momo... Wait, where'd Momo go?
"MATTMATTMATTMATTMATT!" Momo fangirled, hugging some ginger guy with a purple hoodie. "YAYYYYYYYY!" Matt was just being as "wth?" at Tom was.
"Double fandom all the way across the sky?" Kyo asked.
"It's starting to look like a triple fandom!" Laguz smirked, still taking pictures of ML and Tom, that crazy MLxTom fan.
Laguz remembered something. She reached into her pockets and found a pair of handcuffs.
"ML. Lift up your hand."
"Why?"
"JUST DO IT, WOMAN! YOU TOO, CAPTAIN NO-EYES!"
They held up their hands, frightened.
"Yay!" Laguz cheered, handcuffing the two together.
"Hey, handcuff me to Matt!" Momo exclaimed.
"NEVURRRRRRRRR!" Laguz refused. (RHYMESSSSSSSSS)
"BUT... WHAI NOT?"
"I only have one pair of handcuffs..."
"Wait!" ML smiled, pulling a pencil out of her pocket. "I has an idea!" Thank God she still had access to her right hand. She used the pencil (WHICH IS NAMED DEREK) to draw a pair of handcuffs in the air, then gave them to Laguz.
"HOORAY!" Laguz hooray'd (I ran out of adjectives for exclaimed...) as she handcuffed Momo to Matt.
"So... What do we do now?" Kyo asked.
"Shoot stuff? Such as the activity?" ML suggested.
"THE ACTIVITY WAS MY ONLY FRIEND!" Laguz cried.
"Wait, what about us?" Kyo pouted.
"YEAH, YOU GUYS, TOO."
"Sewww..." ML thought for a moment. "Can we stab the activity?"
"NO."
ML crossed her arms and made a pouty face.
"...I'm bored." Kyo announced.
"YOUR FACE IS BORED!" ML yelled.
Kyo went into her emo corner and cried.
"That was a terrible thing to say, Liza!" Momo scolded her.
"YOUR FACE IS A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY!"
"Is mine?" Matt asked.
"YES. NOW GO AWAY."
"They both went in their emo corner.
"ML, stop being mean to people before I hit you with the banhammer."
"D:"
Everyone came out of their emo corner.
"Why are you doing this?" Tom asked, annoyed.
"Just like handcuffing you to ML, annoying our favorite characters is tradition!" Laguz explained.
"I HATE TRADITION!" Tom snapped. "I HATE YOU!"
"Yeah, but you love me!" ML smiled.
"AGHHH..."
"Don't worry, Tom, I wuv you too!"
"SOMEBODY KILL MEEEEEEE..." Tom pleaded.
"But... Then you'd be dead!" ML stated the obvious.
"And Liza would be sad!" Kyo stated the obvious as well.
"Exactly."
Awkward silence.
"...I LOVE YOU TOM!" ML confessed, as though it was totally unknown.
"OMG, MY FANGIRLINESS HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN HAPPIFIED NOW THAT ML LOVES TOM!" Laguz yelled.
Matt facepalmed.
Then, Kyo had an idea. She stole ML's pencil and drew a pastry box. She then threw it at MISSILEPANDASQUIRREL.
"NO, WAIT!" everyone (including Tom and Matt) shouted.
Little did they know, it wasn't MISSILEPANDASQUIRREL! It was... Just Pandasquirrel. It wasn't TOTALLY FREAKING AWESOME enough to be MISSILEPANDASQUIRREL.
A WILD PANDASQUIRREL APPEARED! GO, ML! GO, LAGUZ! GO, KYO! GO, MOMO! ML USED FREAKING PASTRY BOXES! LAGUZ USED TRIP OVER A LADYBUG! KYO USED REVOLVER! LAGUZ USED YOSHI! IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE INDIVIDUALLY, BUT THEIR POWERS COMBINED CREATED THE ULTIMATE SUPER EFFECTIVENESS! PANDASQUIRREL IS DOWN TO ONE HP! PANDASQUIRREL USED FULL RESTORE! ML USED DIE! PANDASQUIRREL DIED SOMEHOW!
"Well that was... Brilliant." Tom said.
"What do we do now?" Kyo asked.
"Explode stuff?" ML suggested.
"EXCELLENT IDEA!" Laguz agreed, getting out a bomb.
"LOLWUT?" Momo exclaimasked. "IF WE EXPLODE THINGS, WE'LL DIE! AND WE'LL BE DEAD!"
"THAT'S SO EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!" ML yelled.
"I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES!" Laguz smiled as the threw bombs everywhere.
"YOU'RE DESTROYING WEBTOON LAND!" Momo cried.
"THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOTHING BUT EXTREME!"
"NOEZZZZZZZ!"
"INCREASING THE WORD COUNT!"
"IT IS GOOD TO BE ON BOATS!"
"I LIKE PIE, IT TASTES A LOT LIKE MILK!"
"OH NO!"
Then, the explosions eventually brought them back to that unknown place the chapters start at.
AND NOW THE CHAPTER'S OVER SO GO HOME.
