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Due to popular demand, here is the next chapter, STARRING: I'm not going to tell you, but jewlthief500, thank you for your review.
So, here is the newest chapter of my story.
Oh, and I just posted a new story about Mary- Sues in the Marauder era, so you might want to check that out, if you feel like it.
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Voldemort: if you think that she owns this, then I will kill you. But, I'll probably do that anyways.
And Your Blood Status is?
"You, what is your blood status?"
"Umm, how is this relative to our therapy session, ma'am?" Mr. Shultz asked his latest basket case. This one seriously scarred him, though. More than Voldemort had.
"Why aren't you telling me your blood status? You're a filthy half- breed or a Mud- Blood, aren't you?" Screamed his patient, as she sat up on the couch.
"Alright, alright, I'm a pure blood, if it means that much to you."
"Oh, well why didn't you just tell me you imbecile! You should be proud to boast such high status in our society. Why on earth would you ever hide something like that?"
"well, blood status is not everything, you know." Said Mr. Shultz, while scribbiling down a few notes on his paper.
"YES IT IS SO EVerYTHING"
You know, thought Mr. Shultz, I should probably change the topic now.
"Umm, so why did you come to therapy?" asked Mr. Shultz
"Well, my husband said that I should, so I tortured him for a bit, using crucio. Then my parole officer came in and told me to stop, so I killed him. But, when my lord went to therapy, he said he neede some more people to come with him that way he didn't have to pay full price."
"So, you went for your master, umm, Lord Voldemort-"
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK HIS NAME!" the woman roared.
"I mean, you came for the Dark Lord, but not for your own husband? Why did you come for the Dark Lord but not your own Husband?" asked a very curios Mr. Shultz.
"Why on earth would I go for my husband?"
"Well, don't you care about him at all?" asked Mr. Shultz, while thinking about his own wife and children. Oh, what he would give if they didn't need him to work!
"I guess, maybe. I mean, I wouldn't get upset and avenge him if he was killed in battle! That would just be illogical and stupid!"
"Would you avenge your lord if he was killed in battle?"
"Well of course I would! He is my master! I would not rest until he was avenged!"
"I see."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well, it appears that you care more for your Master then you do for your husband."
"Well, of course I do! My husband is weak, but my lord is so very strong and powerful."
"So, you like your master more than your husband?"
"Like I said, of course I do!"
"So, you are in love with your master, but not your husband?" said Mr. Shultz. He was actually pretty happy that he had managed to make a break through with this nut case.
"NO! I love no one! But, yes, I do enjoy my Lord's presence more than my husband's."
Now, all Mr. Shultz had to do was get her to admit the fact that she was in love with Voldemort. But, that was definitely going to be a challenge. And he wasn't quite sure if he wanted to take it on. But if he didn't, he may never get rid of her.
"Why do you enjoy your master's presence so much more than your husband's presence?" asked Mr. Shultz.
"Because, my husband would just let someone as annoying as you live, but my lord, he would just kill you without a second thought. He also cares more about blood status more than my husband does. My husband still doesn't understand why I must kill my sister, her husband, their daughter and her werewolf husband. But my master does. He understands."
"Maybe you really do love him."
"FINE! I do love him! Okay, but he loves no one, not even his own parents! It is useless!"
"Well, Bellatrix, I think that you have made much progress today. I guess that this concludes our therapy session. Goodbye"
"Well fine than, you filthy half blood!"
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Three chapters are now finished!
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