Show: Survivor

Based on: Survivor (durr)

Starring: Slaves, Crocodile.


The slaves were separated into the Red Team and Blue Team.

Leading the Red Team was Dragon, and consisted of several slaves.

Leading the Blue Team was Inazuma, and consisted of several slaves.

Crocodile joined the Teams on a beach near a bridge.

"Greetings," Crocodile told them. "I am your host. You may call me Croco D. Ile. That will be my stage name-"

"Yeah, yeah," Inzauma said casually.

"What are we supposed to do?" Dragon asked.

Croco sighed and said, "Eh, just...Alright, here's the plan."

Everyone drew in closer.

"The objective of today's challenge is to race to the top of the bridge first. Ready, set, go!"

The players paused to take this all in.

"The winner of the game will be free, by the way."

The players burst towards the bridge.

"I can't use my Devil Fruit powers," Dragon told Inazuma as they ran towards the bridge.

"The cuffs," he responded. "Dragon, you have a collar around your neck."

"So do you...Come to think of it, so does everyone else."

"Perhaps they are seastone, a back-up plan in case we lose our cuffs."

Inazuma jumped over a rock. Dragon, who was too busy talking to notice, tripped over another rock and slammed into the ground.

The race wore on until a member of the Blue Team, a marine (now a slave, of course) named Fullbody, climbed the bridge and won.

The players gathered around Crocodile and waited for instructions.

"Well? Am I free?" Fullbody asked him.

"Yes," Croco said.

"Yes!"

"No, you're not. I was was just trying to mess with you."

"Aw...!"

"Red Team, you must now vote and decide who will be eliminated."

The Red Team discussed among themselves.


Dragon, facing the camera and in a chair: It was hard to choose who we'd take out. We all did so well! But we decided to eliminate Leis. He was...a good friend, ally, but, uh, he wouldn't last in the long run. It's what's best for the team.


"Well, I have calculated your votes," Croco said. "And Leis, you are eliminated."

Leis groaned and waved to everybody. He started to walk off back to the television set on the other side of the island.

But Croco grabbed him with his hook.

"This is Survivor," Croco said to him.

"Yes..."

"And you were eliminated from Survivor."

"Uh-huh?"
"See where I'm going with this?"

"Uh...no. Does it mean I have to work on another show?"

Croco slashed the man in the chest. Blood spattered everywhere, which would be good for the ratings.

"That's what it means," Croco said. He turned towards the group. "There's a reason it's called Survivor, dumbasses."

He turned towards the camera and said cheerfully, "Look's like Leis was out of luck, hehe! But what will happen next time? Alliances? Betrayal? More murder?"

"..." Leis ...'d

"Find out next time on Survivor!"