Dante: "Hey, WRITER! GET OVER HERE!"
Me: What do you want Dante?
Dante: "You made a mistake on Chapter 1! Grimm don't bleed, they vanish!"
Me: And? The blood makes you crazy.
Dante: "I'm not crazy! I'm a scientist and can prove it!"
Me: Then you're doublely crazy. Anyway, readers, since Dante has started occupying himself with my stash of porn, I'll go ahead and let you start reading.
Glynda's POV...
Glynda Goodwitch couldn't believe it.
The boy brought into her room was... broken, to say the least.
He was unconscious otherwise he would be screaming bloody murder.
His body was mangled in a way that all his bones, except ones he needed to live, were broken.
All his skin was removed and the muscle underneath was exposed to the outside world.
Glynda would have done something to help him, had the person who did this to him not burst through the door at that moment.
"GLYNDA, I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU!" Dante yelled in her face. Glynda, to her credit, only twitched once. Dante snapped his fingers and an egg appeared before him and Glynda. "HAVE FUN!" Then, Dante vanished.
Glynda rubbed her forehead. Why was this boy so... maddening?
Something brushed her leg.
Glynda looked down, expecting a rat or bug or something.
Not a thick black tentacle with the thickness of her arm.
Glynda looked at it in shock for a second. This was all the tentacle needed. Suddenly, more wrapped around her arms and legs and bent her over her desk and scattered the papers on it. Her backside was lifted into the air by her bent stance.
A tentacle the size of her arm dragged it's slimy surface over her panties, sending waves of unwanted pleasure through her.
The Mad Man's POV...
Dante had his ear to the door, a grin on his face.
A girly scream was heard.
Dante moved his ear from the door, satisfied with his work.
"THANK YOU JAPAN FOR YOUR WONDEROUS TENTACLE PORN!" Dante yelled at no-one. Then, he vanished.
Dante appeared in front of Velvet, who jumped in surprise so much that she raised her leg...
...and hit him in the nuts.
Dante hunched over and let out a exhale of pain before falling to the floor while holding his nuts. Velvet stared at the man in suprise.
"Owww. What happened?" Danny's usually high-pitched voice was now much deeper and manly, making Velvet wonder if she hurt his balls. Dante began trying to get up, wobbling dangerously. After about a minute, Dante was able to stand on his feet.
"V-Velvet?" Dante asked in his deeper voice. Velvet blinked and began trying to apologise. Dante held up a hand. "Vel, calm down! I'm actually thankful you did that, since my sane side came out when you did. So thanks." Velvet just looked on before nodding in a daze.
"As a thanks, I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime?" Dante scratched the back of his head, actually embarrassed and sheepish. Velvet blushed heavily.
"S-s-s-sure." Velvet nodeed. Danny's mouth moved. Velvet was worried that his crazy side would come out with a mad grin, but he only made a kind and charming smile. Now she saw, and Dante wasn't being crazy, he was actually really easy on the eyes.
"Right. Meet you in the town at 5. Don't worry about trying to find me, I'll find you easy enough." Dante smiled another charming smile before he bent over and laid a peck on Velvet's cheek. The Rabbit Faunas blushed much harder and noticed that The Cat Faunas in front of her was also blushing slightly. Dante vanished without another word. Velvet placed a hand on her cheek and couldn't help the swooned smile that came to her mouth.
Dante appeared in the room of his team, startling Ruby, Wiess, Blake and Yang.
"Hey." Dante greeted as he snapped his fingers and a bed appeared. Dante dived on the bed and was out like a light.
"Wait, did he just greet us normally?" Yang asked.
"Yeah I did." Dante mumbled in his sleep. Ruby, Wiess, Blake and Yang just looked at each other.
In the mourning...
Ruby, Wiess, Blake and Yang woke up before Dante. They all looked at the boy in the bed.
At their first greeting, they thought Dante was a crazy, psychotic, powerful weirdo. Now, after he'd greeted them normally and not done anything maddening, they began believing that he was just crazy, psychotic and powerful.
Yang was the only to take the liberty of waking Dante. She shook him a couple times before he grabbed her and, with surprising strength, pulled her into his bed and clung to her like she was a massive teddy bear. Yang was in shock as Ruby fought to keep her laughter under control. She failed. Miserably.
Ruby's laughter woke Dante who blinked before he looked at Yang. He scrunched his face up.
"Please tell me we used a condom." He demanded. Yang raised an eyebrow.
"I didn't sleep in your bed last night. You just yanked me in." She growled. Dante shrugged before he smirked.
"Don't you mean I YANGed you in?" He remarked. The room fell silent.
"That was really bad." Ruby deadpanned. Dante shrugged, still holding onto Yang.
"Oh, like you could do any better." Dante rolled his eyes. Then, he threw Yang off his bed onto her own and got up. He snapped his fingers and his clothes changed to that of the school uniform. He git up and began stretching to work out some kinks in his body. Dante signed in bliss as a snap was heard. The snap sounded like Dante had just snapped his entire spine into little pieces.
"Well, you four. Let's go to class and listen to teachers drone on and on while they pretend to know what they're talking about." Dante quipped before he vanished.
All of Team RWBY let out a sigh. Dante was so random, even in his sane mode. The sane mode, however ,was much more attractive. Team RWBY sighed as they all got dressed and began walking to class.
