"What is it with you and April Fool's day, Grayson? There's report you need to do on your desk" Amy asked over the telephone.

Dick could probably make up reason like oh I grow up in Gotham. You know, where the Joker lives. You want his autograph? But he know he is raising suspicion. Every April Fool's day he will make up reason to why he cannot come to work. The saying is 1 is accident, 2 is coincidence, 3 is planned. And this is the third time. Dick groan and swung his leg "I'll be there." He said and close the phone.

Upon entering the police station he is not surprised to see Jason there grinning. "Hey Goldie" he inside joke him. Jason wink at him.

"Hey Dick" Dick look to the next cell. How did he miss Wally cosplaying as McDonald he would never know. "Really?" he raise his eyebrow. And Amy asked him what is it with him and April Fool's day.

"Can you phone the company I'm wearing? I'm hungry." As if to prove his point, Wally's stomach growled loudly. "Blame the metabolism" Dick sigh and shake his head. He turn towards his desk ignoring them completely. Not today.

He text Artemis about Wally. She seems piss off. He snicker towards Wally who perks up and scream "WHAT DID YOU DO?" but of course Dick pay no mind to him and instead take out a croissant he just bought on the way to the station and continue eating it in front of Wally. Wally whine and mutter how cruel Dick is and how much he would get him back one day.

"GRAYSON! I NEED YESTERDAY REPORT!" Dick choke on his food causing both Wally and Jason to laugh. "Ah…report…report…report…" he put the white map in the air "GOT IT" he then run to Amy to give her the report.

Dick is not surprised when Jason is already gone when he goes back to his desk. Wally look like he's about to cry soon so Dick decided to smuggle him some croissant "YOU ARE THE BEST" he whispery screamed. Wally devour the croissant within millisecond. He look up at Dick like a lost puppy.

"Who's the good Wally?" Dick coo while putting out another croissant in front of his face. Wally totally feel offended but for the sake of the croissant… "Me" he whisper with a frown. Then in a sudden Wally's arm stretch out from the jail cell to reach the croissant but fast reflex got Dick to bite the croissant before Wally can get it. "You are cruel!"

Dick put up his poker face and walk away to the cries of his 'best friend'. Maybe this April Fool's day is not so bad after all. Then walk past Jason who got thrown into the jell cell again. "Stealing a fern again?" he joke at his brother.

"Hey Ponyboy. Jason lean in on the jail bar to get as close as possible to Dick. "How's you and Barbie?" Jason got a knack on calling Barbara, Barbie. Babs found it amusing and a compliment. Cause Barbie is totally a feminism power figure.

"We're cool. How are you and my Ex?" Dick seen Jason and Starfire around sometimes. It was obvious they mingle with each other. Well more like friends with benefits. How does Roy apply in this?

"We're planning a threesome with Roy" Dick choke on his croissant. "I do not need to know that" he said.

Jason smirk and shrug "You did asked" totally not cool at all. After the conversation Dick decided that its best to ignore Jason before he describe how exactly they're going to do this threesome thing.

1 hour later Dick was with Amy patrolling around the city. Another hour later they got back to the police station. Again, Dick is not surprise Jason is not where he is an hour ago but Wally is still there, crying.

Then Artemis arrive "Hey Dick"

"Hey Art" dick greet back. "I assume you're here for Wally" Artemis sigh and shake her head. "I assume Jay is already gone?" Dick nodded.

"You're not going to catch him?" Artemis raise one eyebrow. "Pfft. Nah. No use. Its April Fool's day" at this Artemis also shake her head. Someone opened the door to Wally's jail cell. Artemis walk out while stretching Wally's ear.

This year April Fool's day is not that bad after all, Dick thought.