Ice Demon Allysandra: Hey there! Look at all these reviews ( not counting the one Tetra sent)! Sweet! You can now send reviews whether or not you're a member now. No flames please. Sorry about the spelling errors. We were fighting over the keyboard.

Lightning Demon Tetra: Yeah, and I'm winning!

Allysandra: (glares) Shut up and get Operation out of the game closet. I got the last one.

Tetra: Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Why do you always have to be so mean?

Allysandra: I'm your big sister. It's my job. Get the game and I'll let you have candy before bed. 'Kay?

Tetra: No not 'kay! It's not your job, your not even my real sister! I hate you!... NO WAIT! I didn't mean that! Sure I'll go get the game, just don't hit me!

Allysandra: Check the birth certificate. Do we have any sugar left? Sorry my sister's dillusional. On with the fic!

Tetra: Read my script... vaccumm (It actually rhymes with this word. She didn't actually say that. What do you think she is... retarded?)

Ch.3

On the shore...

"Hello? Helllooo! HELLO!" Sesshomaru screamed at the unconscious form of Inuyasha. "Man is he deaf or something. Probably rude! He won't even tell me why he won't answer me." (He's kinda dumb ain't he?) Myoga appeared.

"Let's see what we got here." he poked Inuyasha. "He'd be better if he was medium rare with a hint of Seaweed Sauce." "I'm not gonna eat him!" Sesshomaru yelled. Myoga looked at him with a smile. "I wasn't talking about you. I'm hungry." Sesshomaru smiled (uh-oh, we all know what it means when he smiles)

"Touch one hair on his pretty little head, and I'll get rid of you like I got rid of your mom." he said. "WHAT!" Myoga quickly hopped away. Inuyasha groaned. Sesshomaru turned back to him. His mouth was hanging slightly open. Sesshomaru got an idea.

"Well, while he is still asleep, I might as well give him something he probably has always wanted." Sesshomaru leaned in for a passionate kiss with Inuyasha. Just then, a high pitched squeal went up. "INUYASHA!" Sesshomaru quickly escaped into the waves and hid behind a huge rock.

A girl in a extremely short green dress came running up to Inuyasha who was now waking up. "Oh God! Why does that little slut have to find me everywhere I decide to pass out!" He put on a false smile.

"Hi Princess Kagome." he said. "Oh Inuyasha. Call me Kagome. After all, we are gonna be married soon!" She giggled in a very annoying way. It kind of sounded like a dying donkey having an orgasm. Sesshomaru's mouth dropped open. "What is that lesbo bitch doing to my Inuyasha!" Sesshomaru screamed. "He belongs to me you scum sucking parasite!"

Inuyasha looked around. "Did you hear something?" he asked. "No. Let's go inside. I'll show you my room..." she leaned over and whispered in his ear, "I'm not wearing any panties." Sesshomaru was sickened. "Yeah I bet you got a lot of cobwebs up there too."

Meanwhile, In Inutaisho's Lair...

"So, no news of my son huh?" Inutaisho asked one of his servants.

"No sir," he answered "but we are definantly looking as hard as we can." Inutaisho's reply was that of complete shock. "NO YOUR NOT YOU GAY IDIOT! NOW KEEP LOOKING BEFORE I DO TO YOUR WIFE WHAT YOUR TOO CHICKEN SHIT TO DO YOURSELF!"

The servant looked confused. "My wife died 5 years ago." he replied.

"Oh...WELL FIND SOMEONE WHO DOES HAVE A WIFE AND LET ME KNOW!" Inutaisho shouted

In Naraku's lair...

Naraku was sitting in a beanbag chair watching the Bold and the Beautiful. "Oh my God Ridge, you've been married to Brooke for how long! I mean it's on and off and on and off! Geez! Go back and marry Taylor again, at least she loved you for you! Man I got to call Inutaisho about this!" He picked up his shell phone and called him up.

Inutaisho: Hello?

Naraku: Don't hang up! Are you watching the Bold and the Beautiful!

Inutaisho: Oh my God yes! I mean they have been married how many times!

Naraku: I know! And Nick ruining it didn't help!

Inutaisho: Oh hey it's back on I'll call you later after As the World Turns!

Naraku: Okay talk to you then.

Naraku hung up the phone, and continued watching his show as he yelled, "Kagura! Get me a bag of Cheetos!"

With Sesshomaru...

Sesshomaru was beyond pissed. One, he was mad because that priss was messing with his man and two, he just passed his dad yelling at Lily of As the World Turns.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAD! SHE IS A PERSON INSIDE A BOX! SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU SO STOP YELLING! Thank you!" He stormed off to his room listening to his dad who obviously didn't hear him.

"That does it! I'm sick of this shit! I'm going up to see the Sea Spider Naraku tonight!" he said to his room. So he swam off taking Rin with him. Arriving, Sesshomaru asked "Are you sure this is the place?"

Signs saying "Naraku's lair", "This way to Naraku", "2 more feet to go", and "Welcome, wipe your tailfin. Enjoy your stay!" were all over the place."Uh, yeah." Rin said. (OBVIOUSLY!) "Just making sure." he said. They went in. Naraku greeted them with a plate of cookies.

"Oh hi! I just made these. Would you like one? They're chocolate chip! Don't be a codfish come in!"

They went into the living room. "Now what can I do for you?" Naraku asked picking up his sewing needles. "Well you could stop embarrasing yourself and make me a potion so I can turn Inuyasha into a merdemon so I can make him mine! Or you can get me a stroodle. Apple if you will." he replied licking his lips.

After eating the stroodle, they got down to business. "Okay I'll give you what you desire. If... if you give me something I've always wanted..." he paused. "What!" Sesshomaru said desperate to get the potion and get Inuyasha. And maybe kill Kagome. "I want...

Tetra: We hate to leave you like this so we will go ahead and tell you!

"... the first full season of the Bold and the Beautiful!" Naraku replied with his finger straight up in the air like a dork would do.

Allysandra: Okay, we've gone off the deep end. By the way, Artemis, you are not our favorite sister. How did she escape the mental hospital?

Tetra: Oops, I might have accidentally let her out! What! She asked me to open the door!

Allysandra: You did what! You idiot!

Tetra: Whatever! By the way we don't own The Bold and the Beautifulor As the World Turns. Also, don't ask us how we got T.V.s and phones down there! We don't know either.