A/N: Sup. How are ya? Good? Alright then. Let's get this show/story started! Wait, this is 1,000 words? Nevermind. I just said more words on this chapter (to speak my thoughts) therefore making more words. T_T Anyway...
Read on!
Rapunzel: *squeals...again and hides behind a mannequin thing*
Max is just standing there looking (bored. Kind of like this: T_T) at both Flynn and Rapunzel.
Max: ...I think you killed him.
Rapunzel: I didn't hit him that hard, did I? *moves Flynn's head with the handle of frying pan*
Max: Well, let's see. It echoed throughout the whole tower and he's on the ground unconscious. What do you think, Rapunzel?
Rapunzel: I'm not sure...
Pascal turns red near the drawing with pointy teeth.
(Aww, there is so much awesomeness/cuteness in this movie!)
Rapunzel checks his teeth.
Max: That looks nice.
Rapunzel flicks Flynn's hair out of his face. Rapunzel pauses and stares at his face.
Flynn: *opens eyes suddenly* Huh?
*TONG frying pan sound effect thing*
Max: He's alive. Except I'm not sure if that last one killed him or not.
(You're just saying that to sound cute)
Max: Yes I am, actually.
(...)
Max and Rapunzel look at each other and back at Flynn.
Max: Let's get this show on the road.
Scene Change to Rapunzel and Max VS. Flynn and Closet.
*ding ding*
Max: *pushes Flynn inside the closet but Flynn sticks out* What the.
Rapunzel: Let me try.
Scene Change to The Closet VS Rapunzel.
Rapunzel uses her hair to get the closet doors closed but her hair gets stuck in the closet.
Rapunzel: Uh. *hits head on closet*
Scene Change to The Closet VS Max.
Max: Aiight then, let's do this! AAAH! *rams closet door with Flynn in it*
Max falls after he hits the door with all his might. The door opens afterwards with Flynn sticking out again.
(You could call this, Test Your Might. Hahaha...Ha)
Max: *is on the floor and points up towards the ceiling* Shut up.
Scene Change To Rapunzel Pointing to Flynn with his awkward position in the closet.
Rapunzel: Hm?
Max: Hmm...*shakes head*
Scene Change to the Closet and Flynn VS Max and Rapunzel. Tag Team. Apparently.
Max: Okay, ready?
Rapunzel: Yup.
Max: On three. One, two, three!
Max and Rapunzel ram the door closed, they both fall to the floor.
*door creak sound...thing*
Max: *points at closet* Open, and I'll literally destroy you. *stands up*
Rapunzel stood up and hurries to put the chair on the closet.
Rapunzel: *pants* Okay, okay, okay, I've got a person in my closet. I've got a person in my closet. I've got a person in my closet! Haha! Uh! *looks at herself in the mirror* Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, mother?
Max joins her looking at himself in the mirror.
Max: *pauses* You have nice hair.
Same Random Dood: What the-
(...)
Rapunzel looks at him.
Max: *notices* Oh...sorry.
Rapunzel: Well... hm hmm...tell that to *twirls frying pan* my frying pan- *hits head with frying pan*
(Aww)
Max: Aww.
(YOU CAN'T "AWW" WITH ME IF IT'S ABOUT RAPUNZEL)
Max: *sadly* ...aw.
Rapunzel sees the crown in the satchel in the mirror, well, the reflection of the crown. Cause if it was in the mirror then-
Rapunzel: DIE! *hits mirror with some random hammer*
*imagination disappears*
Max: You really have to stop doing that.
(Well sorry)
Rapunzel: *picks up the crown from the satchel* Huh? What is this?
Max: Not telling.
(...)
Max: *whistles*
Rapunzel hangs the crown on her forearm. Pascal shakes his head. Rapunzel looks at the diamonds on the crown, with Pascal shaking his head in the reflection. Rapunzel then turns to the mirror and puts the crown on her head. After Pascal's astonishment, he shakes his head again.
Max: Well then. *to Pascal* What do you think it's for?
Gothel: *out of the screen* Rapunzel!
Max: OH MY GAH WHAT THE HECK DO I DO? WHAT DO I-
Rapunzel is pushing (and struggling) Max towards the kitchen.
Max: *calmly* What are you doing?
Rapunzel: Just hide in there!
Max: Why? Is there a closet in there?
Rapunzel: Just- Just hurry up and get in there!
Max: I don't know where to hide-
Rapunzel: Hurry up-
Max: Are you having a hard time?
Gothel: *in the distant* Let down your hair!
Rapunzel: *to Gothel* One moment, mother! *to Max* Hurry up! How much do you weigh anyway?
Max: *stops* What? I don't ask you about your weight! You just ruined my life! HMPH. *stomps away to the kitchen*
Rapunzel walks off to get Gothel.
Max: *sticks head out* That was kind of embarassing.
Rapunzel: Max!
Max: *goes back in the kitchen again* Sorry!
Gothel: *is getting pulled up by Rapunzel* I have a big surprise!
Rapunzel: Uh, I do too!
And at that moment, Rapunzel only thought about the person in her closet. As she was way more happy about the thought she knocked out a person than made a friend that's hiding in the kitchen.
(He found some leftover cookies)
Gothel: Ooh, I bet my surprise is bigger!
Rapunzel: *mutters* I seriously doubt it.
Gothel comes up and enters the tower.
Gothel: I brought parsnips. I'm going to make hazelnut soup for dinner, your favorite! Surprise!
(Hazelnut soup? *Googles* Wow. It's so...simple. But now if I have the chance I will try it. Just because of Rapunzel)
Rapunzel: Well, mother. There's something I want to tell you.
Gothel: Oh Rapunzel, you know I hate leaving you after a fight especially when I've done absolutely nothing wrong.
(Except make another catchy song)
Max: *whispers* How is that wrong?
(I dunno)
Rapunzel: Okay, I've been thinking a lot about what you've said earlier...and...
Gothel: I hope you're not still talking about the stars.
Same Random Dood: OH DUH. She's not talking about the stars or how mother knows best in your recent conversation. Hm, well let's recap, shall we? I'm pretty sure you talked about how you saw a Hidden Mickey in the forest, and how you skipped through the- OF COURSE SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE FREAKING STARS.
(...sarcasm, much?)
Rapunzel: "Floating Lights"-
Same Random Dood: THAT TOO.
(I'm not gonna say anything. Oh, shoot. I said something)
Rapunzel: AND, yes. I'm leading up to that, and...
Gothel: Because I really thought we dropped the issue, sweetheart.
(By singing)
Rapunzel: No, mother. I'm just saying, you think I'm not strong enough to handle myself out there.
Max: She was strong enough to be drawn by Glen Keane (awesome Disney artist who was the supervising animator for the Beast in Beauty and the Beast) and be in a Disney movie, sooo...
Gothel: Oh darling. I know you're not strong enough to handle yourself out there.
Rapunzel: But if you just-
Gothel: Rapunzel, we're done talking about this-
Rapunzel: Trust me-
Gothel: Rapunzel-
Rapunzel: I know what I'm saying- *puts hand on chair near closet*
Gothel: Rapunzel-
Same Random Dood: Interference-
Rapunzel: Oh, come on-
Gothel: *is now shouting and spitting everywhere* Enough of the lights, Rapunzel! You are not leaving this tower! Ever!
Rapunzel lifts her hand off the chair.
Max: Freak.
Gothel: Ugh, great. *sits in chair* Now I'm the bad guy.
(You were always the bad guy, actually)
Max: *sniggers* Guy.
Rapunzel looks at her painting of the lanterns (whoops)- I mean, lights, then at her closet.
(Rapunzel doesn't hear you anyway. She's too busy thinking)
Rapunzel: *is thinking* HMMMMMMMMM. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM. HMMMMMM.
(See?)
Rapunzel: All I was gonna say, mother, is that, I know what I want for my birthday now.
Gothel: And what is that?
Max: Balloons! AND CAKE.
Gothel and Rapunzel pause and both look towards the kitchen.
(That was a chirp you heard from a cow)
Same Random Dood: AND YOUR HEAD.
(actually, it was from him)
Rapunzel: *still confused about the awkward moment of...cows chirping* Anyway, I wanted new paint. The paint from the white shells you once brought me.
Max: *in a low voice* How does paint come from white shells?
(I don't know. It might be some thing that only living life in the sea knows about. Ariel was probably selling it in trade for dinglehoppers)
Gothel: Well that is a very long trip, Rapunzel. Almost three days' time.
Rapunzel: I just thought it was a better idea than...stars.
Gothel: You're sure you'll be alright on your own?
(Don't you always leave her?)
Rapunzel: I know I'm safe as long as I'm here.
Gothel kisses Rapunzel (on the forehead. Weirdoes).
Gothel is shown leaving the tower and descending on Rapunzel's hair to the ground.
Gothel: I'll be back in three days' time. I love you very much, dear.
Rapunzel: I love you more.
Gothel: I love you most. *waves to Rapunzel and leaves*
Rapunzel waves goodbye back.
Max: Its about time you two did your little "I love you more" game. *stretches*
(I just wonder...)
Max: Wonder what?
Same Random Dood: GOTHEL, WHY YOU SO SPECIFIC ON THE TIME YOU'RE GONE?
(Exactly)
A/N: ...so. Yeah. There goes Chapter 3 and Rapunzel doesn't know about Max being a prince yet. (Beauty and the Beast reference. I can't help it)
Anyways, if you look at my profile, you would find info about Max, annnnd, that I said I would do The Little Mermaid next after this story. And the sequel to Beauty and the Beast (the one that actually has good frame rate), and I'm still looking on Cinderella. After that, it would be Aladdin. Who knows? Even I don't know specifically.
Please review! And thanks for reading! Now I have to think of a exit tagline...
...meh, I'll think of something. See yas. *leaves*
