Disclaimer: I own Naruto. Whoops…typo. I don't own Naruto

A/N: Don't get used to getting updates this fast. I was just really bored.

Warnings: This is Hidan! Of course there's gonna be some heavy cussin!

If you're a strong Christian then don't read!

UntamedDragon: Love the idea! Hope you enjoy!

the stranger dude: Sure thing, dude.

firechild553: He'll most likely be my next victim.

I'm Not What People Think I'm: Thanx! Soon enough for you?

Hatake Kai: I'll see what I can come up with.

Idea by: UntamedDragon

:::Akatsuki Chaos:::

Chapter 2

Victim: Hidan

Annoying Tactic: Try to get him to convert to Christianity!

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Bored, bored, bored.

I was busy lazing about in the Akatsuki base. Nothing was happening.

Absolutely nothing.

Lets consider my options to release me of this terrible bordom.

Hang out with Deidara or Tobi? – Out on a mission

Itachi and Kisame? – Ditto for them, besides, Kisame's a perv and Itachi won't hesitate to kill me…

Sasori – He's dead. --'

Zetsu? – He'd eat me! TT

Kakuzu? - Haha. You're terribly funny, you know that?

Hidan – Suicide

Suicide it is.

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After running around the base like a headless chicken, I found Hidan cleaning his Scythe from any dried blood left on it from his last battles in his room.

"Hiiiiiiiidan-san!" I said in a sing-song voice poking my head into his room.

"What the fuck do you want?" Hidan asked growing an irk mark on his head and throwing a kunai aimed at my own. He hates it when I say his name like that. Teehee!

I ducked out of the way of the kunai just in time. I've gotten used to this greeting. He uses it on me everytime I have to clean his room and let me tell you! It aint pleasant , what, with all the rituals and all.

I ducked my head back in before relying. "I need to talk to you about something. It's about your religion."

This seemed to spark his interest as he lifted is head up from is cleaning.

"You want to join?" He asked sounding a little more eager then usual.

I gave him a weird look. "Heck no! I just wanted to tell you I think you should switch to Christianity!

Hidan went purple faced before yelling at me.

Fuck no! I only worship one god and that's Jashin-sama!

I have the almighty power of God and his son Jesus by my side and I shall convince you to join us!

Screw you, you fucking bitch! Christianity is for fucking pussy's!!!

Come on Hidan-san! God will forgive your sins if you ask! He send his only son to die for them!!

Remember Hidan, God loves you!

I squeaked after finishing that sentence shutting the door just in time as a wave of kunai and shurigan(sp?) imbedded themselves in the door.

I giggled and ran away before Hidan could come and sacrifice me for that Jashin, dude.