"Okay kids, since the people in charge of all labs in school have just banned us from all labs in school, we'll just have to buy all the equipment ourselves and do all the exploding in class. Is that alright with all of you? Or are some of you guys willing to donate your home for all our experiments?" Larry explained.

Silence.

Larry could hear crickets playing in the background.

"Wait a minute, since when has our class been infested with crickets? Tree, go look for the hobo living in the janitor's closet and see if he is free and bring him here. His awful stench should kill off every one of them. Now kids, instead of there being a life vest under your seat, I've provided lots of Monopoly cash and nose pegs under there. Don't worry; the Monopoly money is extremely colourful and shiny. Oh yeah, wear sunglasses before looking at them, won't you? I don't want any parents complaining how their children became abnormally blind in just a couple of hours."

He sent one of his students off and locked the class door.

"pp%3! I didn't get to tell Tree to bring his nose plug. Acorn, be a nice kid with a freakishly weird name and go give these to him. We wouldn't want him to lose his sense of smell."

All the children were confused as to why Larry was saying words relating to trees and plants and nature.

When they asked him about this, he replied, "We all need to Go Green!"

Later that day, Larry dressed up as a flower and made other costumes relating to smaller plants and trees for the students to hone his 'artistic' ability.

"Alright, everyone ready in their costumes?" Larry asked, picking up a toothbrush.

Everyone twirled around him in their over-sized tree and plant costumes.

Larry became teary-eyed. "THIS IS PERFECTION!"

"Right, class, during your recess, I redecorated the class and your tables and bags and all, so please take five minutes and appreciate the art in this room."

"But, Mr. Larry, the class looks exactly the same as it was before recess. What did you do?" a student asked.

Larry began to scratch under his chin. "Well, I thought that if I did some Feng Shui, we'd all get good fortune, not upset the yin-yang balance in this room or whatever good thing you get from the art of Feng Shui but then I thought that we might not find our things because anymore after I redecorated. So basically, I re-redecorated. Appreciate the room's artistic beauty."

They appreciated the room's artistic beauty.

"Alright, now that that's over with, I'll be explaining about circuits today. Tree's not back from his trip to the hobo's closet. I think the hobo ate him or something or maybe Tree joined the League of Hobos.. Meh, we'll look for him later. So as I was saying, there are two types of circuits: a series circuit and a parallel circuit."

"Why so they have weird names, how can you tell the difference between them, how do you remember which is which, which one is lamer than the other and which is—"

Larry screamed. "STOP TALKING! You talk too much, you know. Alright, you guys need proper education. First, throw away those textbooks. They repeat the same thing over and over again in every chapter and it's boring me."

They threw their textbooks away. It never had any pictures in it anyways.

"Okay, to answer the 'why do they have weird names' question, we'll need to go back in time. I can't do that, so go visit some awesome scientist and ask him/her to send you back in time and ask whoever named the circuits. I'll skip your next question. I'm not in the mood to answer questions. To remember them.. Well.. Hm.. Think of them this way, the series circuit is just a circuit with bulbs next to each other and a parallel circuit is just like people on a date. They are facing each other and not next to each other because they want to talk to each other about this and that. So we can conclude that parallel circuits are more sociable than series circuits."

"Uh…" The students sweatdropped. He made no sense at all.

"Hm.. Okay, let's make this easier for you to understand. Say there's this game this boy is playing called.. Hm.. Jump On Your Neighbors' Roofs. So the whole point of the game is to jump from roof to roof. Now say a series circuit is like that of a house right beside each other. He can easily jump toward it but would get tired from the jumping, so his energy would be used up depending on the distance between the two roofs but in a series circuit, it depends on how much energy a bulb needs to light up. So, if, say, an alien invader annihilated a house he is supposed to jump on, he won't be able to get to the next roof, thus he is eliminated from the game. In a series circuit, the bulbs won't light up anymore." (1)

Just then, an alien invader annihilated the school and the hideout of the League of Hobos. Many hobos suffered and class was dismissed early.

The lab people were so glad they banned Larry from the lab, but even so, the lab was destroyed too. They cried.

The principal sighed for the millionth time that day. He'd need to call off classes for a while until they finish rebuilding the school.

"Thanks again," he thanked the general in charge of Area 51.

The general lowered his hat, smiled and went away. He didn't want to give away his secret identity. His voice might give him away and they haven't gotten the fake mustache that could change a person's voice.

Something like that of Meep the intergalactic cop from Phineas and Ferb.

"So when do we start rebuilding?" Maya asked, equipped with her new 'tool kit' filled with hamburgers of sorts and hammers and nails and every sharp object known to man.

The principal eyeballed her. "You're going to work on this construction site? Don't you need a license to do that?"

Maya waved her hand. "Puh-lease. I'm more than qualified to do this!" She channeled the spirit of a construction worker and got started on the school.

Meanwhile, with Larry and the kids…

Larry asked, "Alright kids, brought the matches?"

"YEP!" they all answered.

"LET'S BURN THIS SCHOOL DOWN! MWHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

They tried to burn down the school.

What they had forgotten was that there was a fire department right next door.

"Aw man.. You firefighters just ruined our day. I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR THAT! I KNOW A VERY CAPABLE LAWYER, YOU KNOW!" Larry shouted at them all.

With Phoenix..

"I feel like my day is going to get a whole lot worse," he groaned, scrubbing the toilet.

A/R: Finally, huh? Took me long enough :P but.. it's not even funny -.-'' sorry people

Yep, a LOT of emoticons XD

Credits go to my teacher XD he's the best XD

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