Summary: In which Hawkmoth is a helpless fanboy and Adrien is likely to never being able to sleep peacefully again (he traumatized)

pairings: Gabrie/Adrien parental? I mean is that even a relationship?

Fun facts about Hawkmoth :

1. He is the worldwide famous designer Gabriel Agreste.

2. Incredibly, and you won't believe this, Hawkmoth is actually a ladynoir shipper. (And in case you are wondering, he indeed is ashamed of it)

3. In his little free time there was two things he enjoyed reading and writing.

4. He has really unusual taste in reading and writing material.

5. Yes, he reads fanfiction, and he is actually kind of proud of it.

6. Yes, he writes fanfiction, then again he's not proud of it.

7. yes, they are ladynoir fanfics, so please turn your judgemental asses other way, Hawkmoth does not have for your shit right now.

8. Hell yes it's his guilty pleasure.

9. Hawkmoth is not really worried about this because no one knows about this nor do they care.(well yeah, the press does but they won't know.)

10. His excuse to all of this? Well, that's a secret, oh but it is a completely understandable one.

Now, what do these real fun facts have to do with anything at all?
It's also a entertaining story, Gabriel doesn't know this, but he left his tablet in the dining room.

But what exactly is it that is so entertaining about those?

Well, for one our friend Gabriel here doesn't know his son will in a few hours notice the expensive device that is conveniently unlocked, and as every curious fifteen year old he will see the horrors in it; for second Gabriel indeed had left it opened in one of his own fanfiction works...

Finally now that you have this knowledge, let's skip a few hours to when our curious Adrien has at last read the horrors that reside in the notes of Gabriel Agreste's tablet, all this of course with a highly perturbed face.

Fun facts about Adrien Agreste:
1. He is Parises beloved superhero, Chat Noir.

2. He is now highly and forever traumatized.

3. He just found out his own father (a famous designer by the way) writes not only fanfiction but smut. (Adrien has time to be embarrassed later, right now is not the time.)

4. The previously named smut is about him and ladybug.

5. Adrien can't and will never see his father the same way.

6. Did I mention Adrien also discovered his fathers pen name in and aot3 is Hellyeahladynoir3?

7. Also after this Adrien saw his agitated father rush down the stairs to retrieve the cursed device.

8. Awkward silence filled the room as Gabriel figured out the situation.

9. Adrien gawked at his father as he literally knowledge the whole ordeal by saying "we never mention this." And then left.

10. Adrien should have stayed silent, but instead he asked "but why?"

11. At first Adrien thought his father had simply ignored his question.

12. But Adrien swears he heard Gabriel whisper "I'm always a slut for ladynoir."

It's needless to say Adrien wasn't able to sleep for a week due to the thought of his father fucking writing smut about him and ladybug.

oh, and by the way to make things worst Chat Noir wasn't able to look at Ladybug's eyes for another two weeks due to him remembering the embarrassing fan writing done by his father.