W00t! I'm Sato this time!

Daisuke's more like me anyway! Clumsy and annoying!...and I say this with all the love in my heart, except for what I give to Satoshi!

Haha… Anywat… oops, typo.

That should be our new word!

Okay! Well then, enjoy!

AND DON'T FORGET TO SAY ANYWAT FROM NOW ON! IT MUST CATCH ON!

DISCLAIMER- You reminded me of my flaws! No sushi for you! Not that I eat sushi anyway…O.O

I accidentally wrote "Daisukle" instead of Daisuke at one point. So, this is his new nickname in random OOC moments! And maybe a new drabble… Satoshi can misspell it on AIM or something… Cheese, I'm chock full of these, aren't I? And NC, of course.

Name- "Half Asleep"

Inspiration- NC and I do the same thing Sato does—Wake up, but not really be awake for half an hour or so. Today, we entirely forgot Mom waking us up to get groceries, but know that it happened! Yay, health deficien… defici…deficiencies! Hah!

Oh! And my friend—this entire conversation happened between me and her when she got drunk!

Rating- All!

Warnings- If you don't like sleepy people, go away… Good one, NC!

It wasn't often that Satoshi went on "sleepovers", but Daisuke had finally convinced him to that night. (Daisuke/Satoshi shippers-HURRAY! SHUT UP! I don't mind a good DN/SH story, but you get annoying! Stupid shippers…takes off special DN/SH shipper mask Hey1 I was in there this time! Ahem… awkward) Which was funny, considering Krad was supposed to be evil and kill Daisuke… wow… he sleeps A LOT! XD Anywat, the two of them finally fell asleep about 2 in the morning (don't ask what they were doing, I dunnoand don't you say a word, shippers! Shippers-go quiet-yes ma'am!). Now, at about 11 in the morning, Daisuke was finally awakened by the sun, which absolutely REFUSED to stop shining. It hit his eye… which is sad.Anywat, Satoshi was obviously on the bottom bunk (no, shippers, he CAN'T sleep in the top with Dai…in this drabble…-evil smirk- Oy… erg, yah, whatever… Really? Cool! I was just joking! About what? Another drabble? A yaoi drabble. Yeah… sure… they are cute…)

ANYWAT… what were we saying? OH YEAH! Satoshi—bottom… (oops… don't say a WORD). So, when Daisuke woke up, he obviously had to get out of bed to see if his buddy was awake or not, 'cause With was being lazy and wouldn't check for him. So he climbed down the latter… to find Satoshi sitting up in bed, eyes half-closed, swaying slightly.

"Hiwatari-kun?" He asked, finally stepping off the ladder.

"Mmm…" the boy mumbled, still swaying.

"Are you… all right?" Satoshi responded by mumbling something incomprehensible. "Right…"

"Right…" he mumbled back. Daisuke gave him a weird look.

"You sure you're okay?"

"I'm… okay…" he mumbled quietly.

"No… you're not…" Dai said, imitating his slowed speech. "Are you sure you're awake?"

"Yeah, I'm sure…" He answered. Daisuke looked around to see if anyone else was there. Apparently not, unless they were invisible, in which case Dai wouldn't see them, would he now? Anywat, (lots of Anywat lately…)

"So….?" He was running out of things to say.

"Have you ever wondered the meaning of life?" He asked in the same weird voice.

"Um… yes?"

"I think it's to spell things backwards…"

"Is it?" Daisuke asked, confused.

"Yeah… 'cause if you spell things backwards, you will die." He sounded somewhat sure of himself.

"Why?"

"'Cause it's the meaning of life…"

"Isn't that a little… redundant?"

"No, no… if you can spell anything backwards, you will die. Can you spell your name backwards?"

"Yes…"

"Yeah…I-R-A-T-A-W-I-H… That's mine… or is it I-R-A-K-I-H?"

"Uh-hu…" Well, he had to admit—this was kinda funny… "Mine's easier."

"Is it?"

"Yeah…"

"You know, if you can spell your name backwards, you can spell your other name backwards… then you can spell what you are backwards… then you can start to spell everything backwards…"

"Is your name what you are?" Dai asked.

"No… you're two things…"

"What and what?"

"For you, or me? Actually, it's the same either way…"

"Well, what are they?"

"Backwards?"

"…sure." Confused.

"Okay… one is Y-O-B, the other is N-A-M-U-H…"

Dai thought about this for a second. "So we're no more than that?"

"No."

"No we aren't, or no I'm wrong?"

Disregarding Dai's question, Sato went on. "And, and… if you hug a tree, you will die."

"WHY?" Dai was alarmed now.

"'Cause trees are God on earth, and you will learn to spell backwards, and die."

"This takes us back to spelling words backwards making you die…"

"Yeah." He nodded sleepily.

"You never said why… well, sorta…"

"It's the meaning of life."

"But you said it's the meaning of life 'cause you'll die if you do it, but you'll die if you do it 'cause it's the meaning of life, but it's the meaning of life 'cause… wait…"

"Yeah.." Sato cut him off. "And zero is God's number."

"What about seven?"

"Seven is not. Zero is." He paused for a moment. (This is LITERALLY what she said next) "I think I'll go hug a tree…"

"… and die?"

Again, he disregarded the comment. "The animals are going to take over the word."

"Why?" This was kinda freaky…

"'Cause they will teach us to spell backwards, and we will die."

"If they can teach us to spell backwards, don't they know how?"

"Yes."

He stared. "Aren't they dead?"

"No."

"Why?"

"They aren't human."

Dai nodded. "So the meaning of life is meaningless?"

"S-S-E-L-G-N-I-N-A-E-M… meaningless…"

Dai gave him a weird look. "Are you avoiding the question?"

"N-O-I-T-S-E-U-Q…question…"

"O…kay…"

"Y-A-K-dot-dot-dot-O…O…kay…" He went quiet after this, and closed his eyes.

"… you're asleep."

"No… I'm not…" he muttered, and then opened his eyes again, half way.

Silence ensued. Dai looked around for a bit.

"Hehe…" Satoshi broke the silence.

Dai frowned. "What now?"

Satoshi had somehow found one of Dasuke's school bags with the strings you pull to shut it. "If you pull it, it shuts." He giggled again.

"Yeah…"

He giggled, and pulled the strings again. "Pull it, it shuts." He opened it, then pulled it shut again, saying again, "Pull it, it shuts." He continued like this until Daisuke spoke again.

"Yes… it's made that way…" Daisuke answered.

"Look, look!" he said like an over-excited three-year-old. "If you pull it," he pulled the strings, "it shuts!"

"…yes."

"Lots of things in life do that," Satoshi said conversationally.

Daisuke gave him a weird look. "Like what?"

"Doors." Sato said simply. "If you pull them, they shut."

"…unless you're on the outside…" Dai said. "Then you push it."

Sato seemed not to hear him. He was playing with the bag again. "Pull it, it shuts... pull it, it shuts…"

"Satoshi!" Dai said, annoyed.

Satoshi shook his head as if waking up. "What the…" he looked at the bag in his hands and frowned. "What am I doing?"

Dai gave him a blank face. "You pull it, it shuts."

Satoshi looked at him as if he were insane. "Yeah… it's made that way…" he frowned. "What are you talking about?" He sounded like his normal self again. He thought. "And did you just call me by my first name?"

"Oh, um…" He tried to change the subject. "Anyway, can you spell your name backwards?" He said this part urgently.

Satoshi gave him another glance that suggested he thought Dai should be put in an asylum. "Yeah… why?"

"Do you have to think about it first?"

He blinked. "Doesn't everyone?"

"Good." Daisuke said simply.

"What?" Satoshi asked, confused. Then, he got a look of dawning comprehension. (I live for those looks. XD… that made me sound like a teacher. OO) "D—Niwa…"

"Yeah?" Daisuke asked, choosing to ignore the slip.

"Were you talking to me just now?" He seemed annoyed at this idea.

"Just now? Or five minutes ago now?"

"Five minutes ago." He said impatiently.

"Yeah… for like the past half hour…"

Satoshi smacked himself on the forehead. "Urg… well, I guess it's my fault, didn't tell you…"

Daisuke was totally confused again. "Whaat?" He asked.

Satoshi sighed, and regained his composure. "I have a medical condition, Niwa, where I have to wait a while after waking to function. Low blood pressure."

Daisuke had the look of dawning comprehension now. (Oh, how I love those looks! Okay, teacher mode off…) "Ooooohhh…" He looked at Sato. "So you were asleep… sorta…"

Sato sighed. "Yes, Niwa-kun, I was almost asleep."

"Um… that was strange."

Sato frowned. "Why? What did I say?"

"The meaning of life…"

He blinked. "Which is…?"

"… to spell things backwards…"

XD Love that one! I actually did that with my friend! She's a FUNNY drunk!

That was… wow…

-thinking- Actually, seeing as she was only fourteen at the time… OO Okay, kids… do NOT drink random things you find at the table at theme parks! That's how she got it! ;; anything you wanna add?

Uhh… I dunno.

Okay, then tell them the thing every reader dreads to hear.

RESPOND!...I mean, REPLY! I mean… what is the real word? Re-something…

-slaps forehead- See what I have to deal with? Okay, please review

REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! Okay, I seriously knew that! My brain—it exploded!

-rolls eyes- Riiigggghhhttt…

Here's a note—we did our first three drabbles in one night—all between 12:00AM and 3:00AM. OO It's 3 right now!

GOOD NIGHT WORLD! I NEED SLEEP SO I CAN LIVE!

I need sleep so I can pretend to wake up, but not really be awake! Just like 'Toshi…

OO Okay… I do that too! GOOD NIGHT AMERICA! AND TOKYO! And to everyone else… GUTEN ABEND! (German-ness.)

-at same time as German-ness- GUTEN MORGAN!

NC? That means Good Morning… not good night…

I know… it was just my strange-ness.

O…kay…

Dot-dot-dot-Y-A-K-dot-dot-dot-O

OO DON'T DIE! –starts singing "Goodbye My Lover" from James Blunt-

That's all I can spell backwards! And it's written right in front of me…

-sings louder to counteract logic-

-joins in-