Me: Just cuz I'm awesome, here is another chapter already. Same day as the second chapter. But anyway. Hello! Its me Strawberryfunsized again.

Prussia: I'm awesomer!

Me: Is that even a word?

Prussia: It is if the awesome me says it is.

Me: Okay then.

Prussia: Am I in it this time?

Me: Just read...you'll find out soon enough.

Japan: Ichigo-san can we begin?

Me: Ichigo-san? Where did that come from?

Japan: Your name is strawberry and in japanese Ichigo means strawberry sooo...

Me: Oh! But I don't want to steal Ichigo Kurosaki's name so call me Strawberry-san okay?

Japan: Hai

Me: Will you do the honors of telling people that I do not own you?

Japan: Hai...Ichi...Strawberry-san doesn't own hetalia...if she did than the storyline would be completely different and just messed up.

Me: It would not!

Germany: Yes it would.

Me: Doitsu~!

Germany: Just begin this...


Germany carried Fem!Italy back home. On the way there they decided that Italy would have to practice walking so she isn't unbalanced and Germany didn't need to carry her. Though Germany didn't really mind carrying her, she was light.

"Ve~ Germany...did we leave the door open?" Italy asked before they stepped inside the house. Germany stopped walking and looked at the door. It was indeed open, wide open.

"I don't think we did Italy..." They walked inside and Germany set Italy on the couch. He looked around to see if anybody was in there. He went down the hall and found a light on in one of the rooms. He walked in and found a red eyed, silver haired man staring back at him.

"Prussia! What are you doing in my house!" Germany yelled at his older bruder. Prussia just grinned at him and said:

"Awww...West. I just came here to see what my younger bruder was up to." Germany crossed his arms.

"Really? Well get out. I'm busy." Germany pointed towards the doorway. Prussia walked out. Then Germany remembered Italy was sitting on the couch, helpless. He ran after Prussia, when he caught up with him, he was already too late.

"Germany! Help!" Italy screamed as Prussia closed in on her with a grin on his face.

"Now...who might you be?" Prussia poked Italy's curl. She moaned and Prussia's grin grew even wider.

"Kesesesese...already? I haven't even tried." He grabbed her curl and she moaned even louder.

"I-its n-not that...t-the c-curl is sensitive." Italy stammered. Now Prussia's face was a full on rape face. He twisted the curl inbetween his fingers, getting an even better reaction from Italy. She grabbed his neck and pulled him into a kiss.

"Italy!" Germany yelled. Italy and Prussia looked up to see a shocked german.

"Italy? I thought Italy was a boy..." Prussia looked at Italy, she smiled. Prussia jumped off of her and wiped his lips,"Holy Shit! That was totally unawesome! Ack! I kissed a boy!" (Me: Laughing evily. Muhahahahaha!)"Why is Italy a girl?" Prussia asked, wiping his lips.

"England messed up a spell directed on Italy." Germany explained. Prussia nodded and stole glimpses to Italy who was standing up and falling back onto the couch. Prussia raised an eyebrow and pointed at her.

"Whats up with that?" He asked. Germany sighed.

"Her...chest...is making her unbalanced. She is trying to practice keeping her balance." Prussia nodded and watched as italy kept trying.

"Well...its nice seeing you. I hope you have fun Germany. Not too much fun though...that cute face is very irrisistable isn't it?" Prussia said as he left.

Me: There Prussia, I got you in here*smiling triumphantly*

Prussia: Yes you did...but that was totally unawesome.

Me: Yeah whatever...but come on, just think about it. I'm Italy in my group of friends so just think that you kissed me. I'm a girl.

Prussia: That makes it better but its still awkward

Me: *crosses arms and looks away*Fine be that way. This isn't your only time in this, so don't worry you'll have time to recreate your awesomeness.

Prussia: Recreate it! I'm always awesome.

Me:*smiles* yes, yes you are.

America: Dudes that was funny! I didn't know Italy's curl did that!

Me: You didn't?

America: Nope

Me: Well anyway...Reveiw please!^_^