I show him around. The library has at least 800 books. I've read all of them at least once. "Oh my... Do you have any books on the paranormal?" He asks. "I thought you'd ask me that! " I grin. "I have at least 200!" I say, leading him over to the paranormal shelf. "Thank you!" He gushes, with a squeaky voice. I pretend not to notice. He picks up a book about demons. "You one of the people who are obsessed with demons?" I ask him. "Nah, there's just this dream demon, Bill Cipher, who's a big jerk..." He mutters. Ugh, Bill. "I know him. He is a jerk!" I grumble. "You know him? Did you make a deal?" He asks, worriedly. "No... Hey, wanna watch a movie? You can choose." I change the subject. Dipper scowls a little.
"Sure, does it have to be a movie though?" He asks. "No, it can be a TV show." I smile. "How about Duck-tective?" He asks. "Ooh i've never seen it, but lets watch it!" I say. (Solar power again. Don't need you constantly asking me.) I sit down in my recliner. Then Dipper sits on my lap. "What are you doing?" I ask him. "There are no more chairs, so i'll sit here with you." He grins. "How about no." I say, pushing him off. He gets back on my lap.
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Fine." I finally give in. He grins at me. I push him off one more time. "At least go get some cheetos for us to snack on." I order. "Ok, I'll do that." He says. He goes into the kitchen and pours damn near all of my cheetos into a big popcorn bowl! He walks back in, grinning.
"That's the whole bag of cheetos, isn't it?"
"Yep."
"And we're going to eat them all, in about half an hour?" "You bet we are baby!" He says, almost dropping the bowl. "Ok then! Let's get this show on the road!" I grin.
"That duck is amazing..." I muse, while stuffing a handful of cheetos in my mouth. "Eh, it's easier to find clues when you're that close to the ground." Dipper shrugs. "Are you denying the awesome powers of Duck-tective?!" I ask. "Hehe. Yes, yes I am." He grins. "Phineas is gonna be mad when he finds out you said his line!" I chuckle. "You-You have a little cheeto dust right there on your cheek- let me get it for you!" Dipper says. He licks my cheek, leaving it wet and cold. "UGH! DIPPER! Why did you just lick my cheek?!" I yelp. "You had cheeto dust on your cheek, and I felt like licking you." He smirks. I glare at him. Then I notice cheeto dust on his cheek. I lick his cheek too. "Eww!" He says, disgusted. "Hey! You licked my cheek! We're even now!" I insist. "No we're not!" He grins, then licks my cheek again.
He runs off, and opens the trapdoor to get away. "You're it!" Dipper giggles. "Oh, you're on!" I start chasing him. He climbs down the ladder, but I drop down it. "Ahh!" He yelps. I'm about to tag him, when he turns direction and runs into town. "I gotcha now, Dipper!" I yell up to him. He's a good 10 feet ahead of me. We just passed the diner. He looks back at me, and laughs so hard his face is turning pink. "You can't catch me!" He yells to me, without looking back. "You keep telling yourself that, Dipper Pines!" I giggle. He swiftly turns a corner, and I turn the corner just as swiftly. I think there are skid marks where my shoes scraped the ground...
I feel like my chest is burning. But i'm not going to give up. He looks behind him and yelps. I'm only about 5 feet away. So close! I think. He turns another corner. When I go to turn the corner, I run into someone. I tumble to the ground. So does the person I ran into. They immediatly get up. Then stumble over to help me up. I take their hand. He's very tall, and skinny. He has blond shaggy hair, and is wearing a weird yellow tailcoat,a nice white button up shirt, black dress pants and dress shoes. He also has a bow tie and a top ha- Oh crap. "Hey there, Mary." He grins. He has the voice too... "H-Hi Bill..." I stutter. He scares me, he's the reason my family is dead! I'm like Harry Potter, i'm the one who lived.
"Why are you scared of me all of a sudden?" He asks. "All of a sudden?! You killed my family, Bill! Of course i'm scared of you!" I yelp. Where's Dipper? I think. "Why are you here anyways?" I ask. "I actually came to say something to you." He says. "Well, i'm right here!" I scoff. "Well I kinda wanted to confess something." He chuckles. Oh man, Dipper please come back! "I-I like you Mary." He says softly. I wanna tell him that I have a boyfriend. But I don't, sorta. Would Dipper count? "You can't be serious! You can't kill a girl's family, then say you like her!" I shoot at him. "Then what do I have to do?" He asks. He can't be serious! "I don't know, come up with something." I grumble. "Oh, I know." He says, and presses his lips to mine.
