Nonsense Song

Favorite Ditty of Wuulvites


There are beavers, beavers, beavers

wielding rusty cleavers in the store, in the store!

There are beavers, beavers, beavers

wielding rusty cleavers in the Quartermaster's store!

There are foxes, foxes, foxes

going through the boxes in the store, in the store!

There are foxes, foxes, foxes

going through the boxes in the Quartermaster's store!

There are owls, owls, owls

spinning wooden dowels in the store, in the store!

There are owls, owls, owls

spinning wooden dowels in the Quartermaster's store!

There are ravens, ravens, ravens

eating all the raisins in the store, in the store!

There are ravens, ravens, ravens

eating all the raisins in the Quartermaster's store!

There are badgers, badgers, badgers

digging in cabbage in the store, in the store!

There are badgers, badgers, badgers

digging in the cabbage in the Quartermaster's store!


Alrighty, I admit this one is not 100% original. I was inspired by a Boy Scout song that sort of kind of went like this, but I can't remember the words. Credit where credit's due, doncha know.