After the night of her release, it was day one of her mission to kill Hijikata off once and for all. She followed Hijikata on his way to a dango shop and saw him bought a few sticks of dango. He sat down on a bench and took a white bottle with red cap on it and started to squeeze it on top of the dango. If her eyes weren't failing her, she was pretty sure that was mayonnaise. She couldn't help but wonder if mayonnaise really tastes good on dango. All she did with mayonnaise was to pour as much as she could in a box of takoyaki. She believes that a box of takoyaki should be eaten with every mouthful mayonnaise. She snapped out and went back to reality and noticed Hijikata's love of mayonnaise which gave her a new idea.
She rushed off to the drugs store and bought laxatives and head towards the supermarket and bought a few bottles of mayonnaise. She went to the washroom and put laxatives in each bottle and started to give off a sadistic aura. She dressed herself as a merchant and waited by the street side for Hijikata. As Hijikata passed by the merchant, his antenna to detect any nearby mayonnaise activated immediately. He walked back to the mysterious merchant and approached it.
"How much does a bottle cost?" He bended down and pick up one of the mayonnaise bottle and shake it lightly.
"All of the bottles are free if you can swallow everything in that bottle in your hands" Kyoko replied in a husky voice as she don't want Hjikata to notice her. But then again , Hijikata only knew her for a few hours. She bet Hijikata didn't register her well enough in his brain.
"E...everything? I..In th..the public?"Hijikata blushed and started to look around nervously. His face gets redder with each turn and finally put his head down in embarrassment.
"Or would you like to take off your clothes as a payment?" A sinister smirk appeared while Kyoko was quite shocked that Hijikata could make faces like this.
"Wh..at?" Hijikata was too embarrass to answer Kyoko.
"Mister , have you heard of Equivalent change?"Kyoko came closed the gap in between her and Hijikata.
Hijikata gulped down real hard and accepted the challenge of drinking the mayonnaise down in the public. Gintoki was just passing by; having a heavy hangover and saw Hijikata gulping down the bottle of mayonnaise and thought it was a bottle of sake. Gintoki immediately rushed towards Hijikata and grabbed the bottle from his hands, making the mayonnaise spilled all over his uniform.
"Oi! That's my prized Mayonnaise!" Hijikata shouted at the man and little did he realise, it was the Yorozuya gulping down all of the remaining mayonnaise in the bottle.
"Indirect Kiss. Bro...mance." Kyoko put her fingers over her mouth and was shocked with the scene she just saw. She snapped back to reality in a few seconds and tried to stop Gintoki from drinking the drugged mayonnaise.
"Mister! Please stop this! It is dru-" Due to Kyoko's height, she had to keep jumping up to reach the bottle.
"Wait...What did I heard?"Hijikata narrowed his metallic blue eyes in curiosity.
Kyoko stopped jumping and immediately tie up the rest of the bottle of mayonnaise and pushed it towards Hijikata. She took the chance and fled quickly before she get caught by Hijikata. Hijikata tried to stop her, but she was too fast. Hijikata could only stand at his spot and sigh.
"Oi..per..."Hijikata curled into a ball immediately.
"Ogushi-kun? Why are you here? Didn't your mom told you to go buy the grocery? You unfilial child!" Gintoki finished drinking the rest of the mayonnaise and wipe it across his arm. He saw Hijikata in a weird position from his angle and started to think to that Hijikata is trying to seduce him. He tried to take a closer look by bending down right beside Hijikata. Hijikata immediately pulled Gintoki closer to him and asked the Yorozuya to take him to the closest washroom. Gintoki dug his nose and turned his head to ignore Hijikata.
"First you tried to seduce me with your new position. Now you want me to take you to the washroom? Are you really desperate or something? Go to Yoshiwara or something. But remember to leave that blonde women for me." He stood up and walked away from Hijikata.
Kyoko peeked at the corner of a block and felt quite bad for Hijikata. After countless of thoughts of whether to save Hijikata's ass or not, she decided to be a good civilian for now. She ran towards Hijikata and put his arm over her shoulders and bring him to the nearest hospital. She stayed outside of Hijikata's ward until the doctor finish diagnoses him.
"You have two days left." Without even looking , Kyoko know it was Sougou. His nonchalant tone voice is quite noticeable for her. Her chin rested on the palms of her hands and closed her eyes.
"I know that pretty well. But I feel sucks when you have to poo but you can't even find a washroom. Or even worse, you have to pay for the washroom and what you get was a washroom even more horrible than the ones you don't have to pay." She stood up and start to take her leave.
"If Gorilla and the others knew I set you free, you have to answer them yourself." Sougou turned to Kyoko's direction.
She ignore and continued walking through the hallway of the hospital.
A/N: Finally! Another short chapter! \\WearsWhiteCoatAndNerdGlasses
Im ready for an A&Q session about anything and everything about this Fanfic or my OC. Feel free to fire in including what is Kyoko's underwear. Im typically fine with it also.
And im really sorry for the long wait m(_ _)m
