Authors Note: This is Ryoki writing! I'm scared to read their chapters, should I be?

Hahaha, I'm going to make this SAD. But I won't kill off Akito... Maybe I'll kill myself off... That'd be nice. But well, I'm SORT OF mixing the Anime and Manga... Meaning Akito is a MALE but Ren exists.

Disclaimer: No ownage!

Does anyone care?

An Akito Souma/MUC

(made up character... I'm different! .)

The MUC is none other than Hikari Yamamoto

"Hikari, it can't go on like this! I... I just can't bring myself to it!" Akito looked into her hazel eyes.

"But... Akito, you don't get it! I /love/ you!" She ran her hand through his hair.

"Shut up!" He screamed and pushed her away. She crouched in a corner, her pupils growing wider. "I'm sorry, Hikari, don't leave me. I love you too." He grabbed her hand and pulled her into a hug.

"Listen Akito, I don't care if you die an early death, I want our current memories to be good ones." (AN: Bleh, throw up, I know you want to!)She whispered into his ear.

"I know, Hikari, I know." He brushed her hair out of her face and she smiled.

A while earlier...

"Why do we even keep good for nothing servants?" Akito half screamed at the servant woman, and half at the wall past her. "Why did we even hire someone out of the Souma family in the FIRST PLACE?" He kicked the poor girl in the gut. Akito had just had an encounter with Ren(AN: I hate Ren, she's his/her don't kill me Hikari! mom, in the Manga, Shigure... Wait... No, I won't say it! You can guess. . Oh yeah... Anime Shigure rocks... But Manga is a big fat NO.) And he wasn't in the least bit happy.

"WELL MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO WORK HERE!" She got up and yelled back at him.

"Don't you back talk me! I rule you!" He said, with added vigor. Then, unexpectedly,(AN: But it was kind of expected, I mean, come on, something had to happen!)he fell on the floor, coughing. "Hattori!" He screamed, while falling.

"Eep!" The girl whined, not knowing what to do. She also yelled at Hattori, but by then, Akito had gotten very quiet. Oh crap... I'm going to regret this, aren't I? She thought to herself and felt his pulse. He wasn't breathing(AN: Le gasp!). She bent over his extremely anorexic body and put her lips to his. 1... 2... 3... She let out breath, Pulled up, and felt for the right place on his chest, 1 2 3 4 5 pumps... 1... 2... 3... And repeated the procedure. Around the fourth time she looked at his face to see any emotions. He was staring at her, with what she thought was an expectant sort of glare. "You stupid perverted... !" She yelled, and slapped him.

AN: Short, I know, Stupid, Yes, but well... Yeah... Um... I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE! DON'T BE MAD AT ME! T.T XD Goodbye!

I know I spell things weird... Like Hattori and Souma...