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Ryo vs the Xenoverse

(A/N: Had to add the disclaimer, but today's Ryo's first story mission along with first parallel quest. Let's be real, we need the PQs. Allow me to thank chadtayor020 for the inspiration on how to make this story more solid. I'll even provide a neat shout-out to his Patroller Soon. I also want to give shout-outs to Furipa and Aceliousarts.)

Chapter 3: First Quests, First Times, First Drinks


Trunks was for one thing happy to see Ryo considering he needed a friend. Ryo was ready for action wearing the full Murasaki-style Ninja Suit (which is a traditional shinobi shozoku (ninja uniform), consists of a dark purple kimono with a fishnet shirt underneath it, a pair of dark purple pants (presumably hakama), a sky blue sash, a pair of white tabi socks, and a pair of straw waraji sandals) even carrying the Ninja Katana with him.

"What do you think?" Ryo said with a smirk putting on a familiar pair of black shades.

"Well for one, that shade of purple probably not your color." Trunks remarked sheepishly.

"Damn it! I spent ten minutes looking at myself in the mirror. I should have smacked Ziko upside his head when he said I looked good in it!" Ryo remarked. "Now I need to find a better outfit."

"Wait, before you go change. You should see the distortion in history." Trunks remarked.

Ryo nodded and walked with Trunks into the Time Vault to begin their job as Patrollers. Trunks was about to explain the Scrolls, but Ryo waved it off explained he did his research on this. Ryo watched as Son Goku, and Piccolo battled against Goku's evil older brother, Raditz. Goku was holding Raditz and Piccolo summoned his power and bellowed, "Makenosappo!" Suddenly, Raditz's aura glowed an evil shade of purple, and his eyes glowed red. He pulled himself out of Goku's lock, and the Special Beam Cannon slaying Goku! Piccolo could only stand there shocked as Raditz blasted him with ki, killing him. The Saiyan laughed wickedly as the evil power showed all around him.

"As you can see… If history…is in any way altered or distorted…it could change the world as we know it," Future Trunks told Ryo. "We have no choice. We have to stop it… We can't let history change."

"So to clear up, that's the prime timeline?" Ryo asked as Trunks nodded.

Trunks saw that Ryo went pale and nervous all the sudden, and Trunks laid a hand on his shoulder asking if he was all right.

"Trunks. One of many rules of warping is that we do not interfere the Prime Timelines, and I don't want to screw it up." Ryo remarked. "Messing with the main timeline doesn't just affect that alone, it will destroy all the alternate timelines and universes entirely."

Trunks looked horrified at what Ryo was implicating. For Ryo, he had treated this like a game but hearing about the distortion made him realize early that he was chosen to do this. There was still worry, but he had to brush it aside for now. He had to be this universe's hero.

"I have to do it, protect this world, it's people, and all the warpers that live out in the alternate universes and timelines. In here, I can sense other warpers out in the universes within the Dragon World. It's like my warping sense is in overdrive." Ryo said with certainly. "Yes, I sense it. A Blackthorn is in these worlds."

Trunks was agape asking which one, as Ryo remarked, "I can't tell which one sadly. I still need to work on my sensing because it's convulsive and on overdrive. What I can tell is this one is from Akira's clan."

"This is most unsettling, but I think it's best we don't tell Supreme Kai of Time about your super sensing." Trunks said seriously. "Or about the Blackthorn yet."

Ryo nodded. Despite the Blackthorn clan and the Supreme Kai of Time being on good terms, having one living in the Dragon Worlds was a risk. Ironic, that they had another one right in front of them.

Ryo changed his outfit, and took the Scroll of Eternity in his hand disappearing to Age 761 at the Pod Landing.


When I arrived in the prime timeline, I get into action. Trunks was supporting me from the Time Nest, of course. So, I decided to make an entrance. Sensing Raditz, I arrived to find Goku clashed with him and Piccolo. Goku was sent hurdling into the ground, only for Piccolo to then kick Raditz right in his face. Goku quickly recovered and together they charged at Raditz.

"This is your last chance…" Raditz said. "Come on in, and join your brother!"

Piccolo and Goku lay their strikes as fast as they could, but Raditz was much faster as he blocked their attacks. Raditz vanished to go behind them and slamming them in their backs, separating them, then knocked Goku down with a Double Sunday.

Raditz stomped down on Goku's chest and said, "Look. I'll do you a favor and spare you both.

Goku glared at him and yelled, "Shut up! There is no way I'd ever join you, you heartless bastard!"

Raditz looked down at him and solemnly said, "Then playtime is over."

Suddenly, Raditz's scouter rapidly beeped and Raditz turned around, "What!?"

Kid Gohan blasted out of Raditz's pod, his eyes nearly completely devoid of nothing but anger.

"Leave my Daddy…Alone!" The young half-Saiyan summoned up his power and blindly charged at Raditz.

Raditz looked shocked, but then his eyes glowed red as the evil purple aura surrounded him and he smiled before narrowly dodging Gohan's charge. Gohan becoming exhausted crashed into the ground not too far away. Raditz charged an energy sphere ready to kill his own nephew to my disgust. Now was my time to get involved, and I spawned a smoke pellet from my BlackTab. I threw it out from a tree into Raditz's face. With the smoke spewed out, I leapt from the tree and using my senses got to Gohan. I had get him out of the way!


When the smoke cleared, Goku and Piccolo finally got to see their mysterious rescuer. He was holding Gohan in his arms before putting him in the shade underneath a tree.

"Piccolo, I didn't know you were taking students…or adopting." Goku said looking at the newcomer's choice of garb.

Ryo had chosen to wear clothing a lot like Piccolo's outfit even having the weighted cape. On Ryo's side was the Ninja Katana, and a green scouter on his face.

"No way. This one's not mine." Piccolo remarked coldly. "But from the looks of things, he's looks like he's got business with your brother."

"Who the hell are…" Raditz boomed before Ryo said calmly. "Shut it, Raditz!"

Raditz balked at the audacity of Ryo and boomed he was great Raditz. Ryo started laughing at him.

"You only have a power level of 1200, but I don't think this scouter to sense that." Ryo scoffed calm and collect.

"Well then, let's see your power level." Raditz said activating his scouter to scan Ryo's power level. "Humph, you're only on 1000. I'm still stronger than you."

"You rely on your scouter, fool. It will be lead to your demise." Ryo said charging two purple ki blast in his hands. "Double Sunday!"

He fired them in a beam forward at the surprised Raditz.

"I don't think his power level is at 1200, I think it may be double that." Trunks said to him from the Time Nest. "He is crueler and more powerful than his historical counterpart."

Ryo first two words after was, "Aw shit.", before getting a Double Sunday back at his face.


I was grateful for two things, healing items and my Endurion blood. Because, I was enduring a thrashing. I insisted Goku and Piccolo stay back as I tanked blow after blow before he give me a Weekend blast sending me crashed into the cliff. Beaten and struggled, my body slowly healed. Thankfully, I visited the shop before I came to work. Bad for Raditz, I give myself a healing team and was in slightly better shape.

"What? Your power level jumped to 3,000!" Raditz said reading my level with his scouter.

"You got to love Saiyan biology. Zenkai really amps your power." I said charging in. "Goku, Piccolo, now, let's rush him with all we got!"

"Another Saya-jin?!" Raditz said in shock.

Time for some payback, and we laid several good hits on Raditz. As I let Goku and Piccolo pound on Raditz, I had an idea. All the good techniques I had to learn from the master I couldn't use, but there was a few techniques I could use. Charging up my ki, I ready myself to attack.

"Kamehameha!" I said using a Kamehameha wave to propel myself like a jet smashing my fist into his armor leaving a good crack in it.

"You're doing great, Ryo. Now you need to hurry and wrap this up." Trunks said to me.

"I got an idea in mind, Trunks." I said using telepathy to speak to him before shouting to Raditz. "Yo, Raditz. Come on and get some!"

Raditz flew straight for me and I only had one shot at this if I was going to walk away alive. I charged a purple sphere of Ki in my hand holding it behind my head. I waited for him to come closer.

"Vacation Delete!" I screamed slamming the sphere right into Raditz's face causing the explosion.

With Raditz paralyzed, canon history started to flow. Goku got Raditz in the full nelson and Piccolo skewer them with a well-aimed Special Beam Cannon. As Raditz hit the ground blood gushing of his wounds, I walked up to him with a gleeful smile.

"What are you smiling about, you traitorous scum?" Raditz said coughing up more blood.

"It's funny, you could have flown out the way." I said pointing out his own stupidity.

Raditz looked at me with all the hate he could muster, but I laughed at it off. With Raditz done up, I took my leave about to disappear in a flash of light leaving a very confused Piccolo behind.


The moment Ryo returned to the Time Vault, he was drained. He fell to a heap on his rear needing a breather. Trunks was about to say something, but Ryo remarked that he knew that Goku would be fine.

"How did I do?" Ryo asked with one eye opened.

Trunks looked over his rating and score on a small smartphone-esque device.

"B rank rating. Not bad for your first time." He said with a smile.

"Thanks best buddy." Ryo remarked with a light chuckle. "I can't believe it took a distortion for Raditz to break free. Jeez, I feel humiliated for being beaten by him."

"Don't be. He's only the stepping stone. You stay here, I'm going to get your pay from Supreme Kai of Time."

"Sure, you got it Trunks." Ryo said as Trunks left.

As Trunks, Ryo eyed the scroll he just used to get to fight Raditz. A devious and evil smirk filled his face as he got up. He was going to teach Raditz a painful lesson. Trunks exited the vault to go to the shared residence he, Supreme Kai of Time, Bulma, and Mai lived in. The place was, of course, more expansive than in the games. The home was more larger for enough space for labs, storage, and so vault. Trunks couldn't find Mai anywhere.

"Probably out doing something important." He said before hearing a familiar moan coming his mother's lab.

He sighed knowing it was the Supreme Kai of Time's voice. He trudged into his mother's lab horrified by what he saw. For the sake of Trunks's sanity, it is best not described other than Bulma had her face full of Chronoa's backside.

"Oh hey Trunks." SKoT said casually. "How did our new patroller do?"

Bulma was horrified, and it didn't help that they were both naked in front of him. Bulma smartly left to get dressed while the other didn't bother. Trunks checked the device to find the rank changed from B to Z.

"Originally it was a B rank, but it seems he went back in to do it other. It's a Z rank now." Trunks said with annoyed sigh. "But damn it, Supreme Kai, why my mother? I thought you were into guys."

"I'm sorry you have to see that, Trunks." She said crossing her arms. "But it seems our newcomers surely is good as what he does."

"Well, I'll go and get him registered for parallel mission. I need to get some air." Trunks said looking away from the nude Kai.

"Looks Trunks, I'm sorry about you having to see that." SKoT said being apologetic. "It's just well, she's lonely and one thing lead to another."

Trunks pinched the bridge of his nose completely squicked out of his mind that his boss was OK with screwing himself and his mother. He needed a drink.

"Whatever, I don't care anymore. But listen up boss, you touch Mai, you'll regret it." Trunks said threateningly. "I'm serious about us. So much as lay a hand on her lady parts, and I will slice you to ribbons"

"Ok, ok, I won't touch Mai. I can see you want her for yourself." SKoT said with a wink.

Trunks rolled his eyes taking the Zeni for Ryo and left her there. A now dressed Bulma wanted to say something to her son, but Trunks waved it off saying it's OK. Inwardly, Trunks was screaming for brain bleach. Outside, Ryo was walking down the steps of the Time Valut looking completely battle damaged.

"Trunks. I hope you don't mind, but I went back and clobbered Goku's brother." Ryo said with a smirk.

"It's no issue." Trunks said handing Ryo his pay for the mission. "Either way, I should get you register for Parallel Quests. I assume you're familiar."

Ryo nodded but asked Trunks if he was all right.

"You look traumatized. What the hell happened?" Ryo asked.

Trunks was red but he said, "It's nothing."

"What, did you run into Mai in the shower?" Ryo asked curiously.

Trunks took a deep breath.

"Ryo, between you and me, I wish that happened instead." Trunks said as they left the Time Nest.

The two were at the Time Machine Station where Trunks was talking with one of the CC robots to get Ryo registered. Ryo was at a Team Registration desk forming a three-man team and looking over the list of people who could call.

"Great, I don't want to have to spend money on the experienced patrollers!" Ryo cried out. "Well I'll put down Hatchin, Michiko would just bitch at me."

"I'll take you up on your offer." A teenaged voice said.

Ryo turned to face him only to do a double take to see Naruto Uzumaki standing next to him. Even in another world, he wore orange donning the Goku's Turtle School Uniform (Kaio).

"Naruto? Aren't you supposed be in Konoha?!" Ryo said taking a step back.

"So this one's the new warper in town." Naruto said crossing his arms. "So I bet you want to know why I am here?"

"I'm willing to bet you was saved from a hellhole Konoha." Ryo said curiously gazing into Naruto's blue spheres.

"Yes, I was. I was sick of the village's crap so I fled running into a Time Patroller on vacation in the Elemental Continents. Long story short, I left with her and never looked back." Naruto said. "And this has become my home."

"I could understand. But I must ask, what happened to your version of Konoha." Ryo said curiously.

"Warpers razed the planet seeing that I wouldn't lift a finger to save anyone. Enslaved everyone to sell off their eyes, jutsus, and bodies to the highest bidder." Naruto said blankly. "In fact, my world was chosen to be raided years ago. I was going to be killed, but I was saved."

Ryo couldn't help but be wary with this Naruto. Against his judgement, he decided to accept Naruto's offer completing the team.


Part of me wondered what kind of treatment Naruto got to be okay with his whole world being enslaved and ruined. I dare not pry any further, but I made a note to myself to keep distance between him and me. Michiko was called on the loudspeaker stating there was a mission. Lo and behold, she was wearing the same Murasaki-style Ninja Suit as I did. I was glad I opted for the Ultimate Turtle Hermit Costume customized to my own color schemes of blacks, greys, and white. My sword was put away back in inventory.

"Ok, where's the mission?" She asked around.

The CC robot responded with that she was chosen to join a team for parallel mission asking if she wanted to accept it. Michiko, being the hot-blooded woman she was, blindly accepted.

Then out of nowhere, what looked like a Text Box from a video game showed up in front my, Naruto's, and Michiko's face. To my surprise, seems I didn't have to do that tutorial quest and got skipped to the first one. I'll have to thank Naruto for that later (and I'll return to deal with the tutorial later). And on another note, unlike Michiko's, the hidden parts of the quests were already revealed to me.

[PQ #01 - World Tournament Tag Team – 1-Star Rank]

A distortion in history is going on?! Oh, wow! 3 vs 3 World Tournament is going on! Prepare to fight Earth's strongest human fighters!

Win Conditions:

· Defeat Yamcha, Krillin, and Tien

· Clear in under 5 minutes

· Defeat Piccolo

Lose Conditions:

· All team HP depleted

· Time Expires (15"00)

Basic Reward:

· 200 Zeni

· Small Mix Capsule

· Sunglasses (World Tournament Anncr.)

· Chi-Chi Costume –(Top, Bottoms, Hands, and/or Feet)-

· Piccolo (Demon Clothes with Cape) –(Top, Bottoms, and/or Feet)-

· Afterimage (Skill)

· Solar Flare (Skill)

· Energy Shot (Skill)

Do you accept? Yes/No

This was certainly an interesting way of getting me to come over to the Parallel Quest desk. Then Michiko looked over finally realizing me and Naruto were her teammates for his.

"What the shit is this? I got to work with blondie and douchebag over there." Michiko fumed pointing at me.

"Unless you don't want to earn cash for you live, then put up and shut up." Trunks said sticking up for me.

"Thanks Trunks. Wifey tends to be cranky all the time." I said with a smirk.

This got patrollers talking as Michiko was red and swearing at me like this was an internet forum.

"Is she always like that?" Naruto asked me.

"Naruto, I just started living with her so I can't say." I said cracking her knuckles. "So let's get his quest started."

The three of us hit accept and we were led to the Time Machines to be sent off on our quests. Apparently, this was a big deal for everyone. One, me be going Supreme Kai of Time's personal fighter. Two, this was the first all outsider team. Three, apparently, this was Michiko's first mission as well. They were going to be watching our performance, so I readied myself. I was going to give them a show!


Now among the Patrollers either taking a seat on the benches or just vegging out on the ground to watch the giant floating helicopter tv boxes to watch the new team's performance were three notable characters in Dragon History. Tien, Yamcha, and Launch had just returned to Toki Toki. Tien had taken to part-residence at the hub world of time to train and train others (along with Yamcha). Launch was mostly following Tien.

"Hey, what's with everyone gathering around looking at the screens?" Tien asked a nearby Patroller who happened to be Taino.

The giggly Majin girl said, "A team's going out on a PQ."

"And so? Usually that doesn't get this much of a crowd." Yamcha said noting the many Patrollers sitting around.

"It's the new guy. The fighter wished by Shernon to be Supreme Kai of Time's chosen warrior. And get this, he's taken Naruto and the other outsider out on a team with him." Taino said excitedly.

"Chosen warrior, huh?" Tien said now interested. "Now, this I want to see."

Tien took the bench next to Taino, and Yamcha had to sit on the floor. Launch (being in her blonde form) grabbed the popcorn out of hammerspace.

(A/N: The parallel quest will be italicized so the others can commentate in regular text.)

Ryo, Michiko, and Naruto appeared in the World Martial Arts Tournament stage which a cheering crowd awaiting them. There were the opponents they have to face. Yamcha the former Desert Bandit, Krillin the World's Strongest Human, and Tien Shinhan the Crane Badass were all ready to fight our patrollers. A bright blue FIGHT appeared and the battle began.

"So they're fighting you, Ten-san." Launch said crossing her arms. "That gaki's a dead man."

"Don't say that, Launch. He was chosen by Shernon himself, so he won't be easy." Tien said seriously.

A patroller who was drinking a bottle of vodka looked up and said, "Three hundred zeni, they win that fight."

"Ugh. The town drunk is here." Another patroller remarked.

Said drunk patroller was an average-sized young woman with light blue hair and tanned skin with her right arm and chest are heavily tattooed. She wore a beige Student Blazer, blue Student Skirt, and purple Student Boots. This was Nojiko, one of the beings from outside of the Dragon Worlds. Like Naruto, she was saved by a passing Time Patroller. Unlike Naruto though, Nojiko was form a nightmarish future version of her world. With Luffy captured and his crew executed, the Marines set off for the Straw Hat's home to kill off everyone. While Luffy got to go back in time to save this world. Nojiko got saved by a Patroller who was passing by. Nojiko didn't take losing her home or her sister well. Although she did become a Patroller, she become a complete drunk. Drunk on missions, drunk on meetings, and drunk in fights adopting the worst traits from Nami.

"Well come on, nobody wants to bet." She said taking a swig from the bottle.

Since there were three opponents, they each to one wanting to prove they were take at least one on their own. Naruto had experience in PQs already, so he took down Krillin with a well-timed Destruco Disc. The other two were another story.

Michiko was struggling in her fight against Yamcha receiving more blows than giving. This was the pace before Michiko finally laid a good kick on Yamcha.

"Gotcha, bitch!" She said.

Yamcha faded revealing it was just an afterimage.

"Motherf—guhh!" Michiko said before being on the receiving end of clawing and punching thanks to Yamcha's Wolf Fang Fist.

Before Yamcha could land the final palm strike, Ryo kicked Tien into Yamcha before moving after the two of them giving them a double axe handle sending them both into the ground.

"I had Yamcha." Michiko remarked crossing her arms.

"Sure, you did." Ryo remarked sarcastically. "Now fly up higher, I'm about to give them a blast!"

Charging a medium-sized lime green energy sphere in Ryo's hand, he tossed it downwards disregarding the trajectory.

"Naruto, how much time's left?" Ryo said charging a slightly larger energy sphere in hand. "This Giganitic Meteor's going to be the finisher!"

"It's 10'10'', Ryo!" He shouted grabbing Michiko and flying up higher.

"Just 10 seconds, perfect! Now, it ends!" Ryo said tossing the sphere downwards after Yamcha and Tien. "Take this, Omega Blaster!"

"Oh shit!" Tien/Yamcha screamed.

"For a newbie, he certainly got some moves." Yamcha remarked.

"Well he is a warper, and from I hear, they have awareness beyond most beings. Most likely, he's got some form of training and knowledge of our world. Certainly interesting." Tien remarked.

"Woo-hoo, looks like I'm rolling in the dough tonight." Nojiko said about to collect her winnings from patrollers who foolishly thought she'd lose.

"The fight's not over yet! Ryo just fulfilled a hidden requirement so now they have one more opponent." Trunks remarked.

A warning message that a new combatant was coming for them. Flying into the arena was Piccolo himself in his cape and all.

"Hmph... not bad. But... not for much longer." He said with his cape fluttering in the breeze.

"Michiko, Naruto, let me take him on my own. Naruto, I know you'd beat him easily." Ryo said cracking his knuckles.

"Oh screw you, I'm fighting him!" Michiko said charging up her ki.

She charged at Piccolo and got beaten by Piccolo stretching his arms flailing him elongated arms around while ascending. Ryo groaned in annoyance.

"Wifey, nice one. You didn't even scan him for his abilities, puta!" Ryo remarked roll his eyes.

Michiko was sent hurdling down into the ground staggering to her feet. Her trademark sunglasses were cracked and she even scowled at her partner.

"Screw you!" Michiko screamed before fading to unconsciousness.

"I'll take care of her. You can fight Big Green." Naruto said descending down to revive her.

Piccolo and Ryo got into a skirmish immediately with things even between the two of them. Piccolo leapt back with energy in both of his fists, then fired it out as large energy wave with a limited range.

"Explosive Demon Wave!" Piccolo shouted firing attack.

Ryo was caught off guard and had to tank the attack which did do damage scorching his body and outfit sending the Time Patroller back into the stands.

"Saya-jins aren't the only ones trained in the art of batt…ugrk!" Piccolo said before being nailed with a ki blast to the face courtesy of Michiko.

"You people and your speeches." Michiko said on up on her feet.

"Dumbass! You are not even fully healed!" Naruto scolded his teammates.

For Michiko's short tempered decision, she got a knee to the stomach from Piccolo who was pretty pissed on being interrupted. Michiko was sent rolling across the arena once again unconsciousness. An unwilling Ryo had to come down and revive her letting Naruto finish the job. Naruto charged energy into his right hand and charges forward with an energy Punch to Piccolo's face.

"It ends here!" Naruto said following the punch with an energy wave.

Said attack knocked out Piccolo giving the team the ULTIMATE FINISH. Now came the ranking for their performance. They scored a D rank as a team.

"Damn it Ryo!" Michiko said getting up from being revived a second time.

Ryo's response was to smack to the taste out of her mouth before the trio returned to their time machines to return to Toki Toki.


Really starting to hate Michiko at the moment, she got knocked out twice ruining our score. As for the rewards, I got 200 Zeni, the full Chi-Chi Costume (which is useless to me), and Sunglasses (World Tournament Anncr.) which I already have about three of them. As for skills, I got Solar Flare. Just great. I was not mad as getting beaten, but I was pissed at Michiko going bitchy Videl on us. As we got off the Time Machines, we were greeted with applause.

"Not bad, Ryo. Can't say much for the team effort, though." Trunks said to me.

"Trunks, if I had went with you instead or anyone other than Michiko, I would have done better." I said making a valid point.

"However, the team effort may not be a good one, but I'm still impressed with your fighting. Ryo, was it?" Tien said to me offering me a handshake.

I hadn't expected to see him or any mentors at all until I did more story missions, but I remembered that they were DLC mentors. So I returned the handshake.

"Yeah, it's Ryo. Ryoshiro Nazo. You must be Tien." I said sheepishly. "How's Launch?"

Tien turned red saying she was fine and all that. Yamcha was even there to congratulate us, but it was all ruined by a whiny voice. I knew who it belonged to. GT Pan. I was seriously debating nuking the GT timeline behind Time Partol's back, but SSJ4 was so damn cool.

"You!" She said pointing to Michiko.

"Me?" Michiko said looking confused.

"I see potential, and I want to train you to use my awesome techniques." Pan said crossing her arms with Giru at her side. "With my training, you could be a force to be reckoned."

Apparently, Michiko thought this was a good idea and ran off with Pan accepting her as her master. Well good grief. As for Tien and Yamcha, both were interested in teaching me. While I wanted to go the order I did in the game, I was interested. For now, though, I was beat so I told I'd consider it for tomorrow. I was given two slips of paper each with an address to the home for Yamcha and Tien. They told to come by whenever I was ready for one of them. Naruto went off with a woman I swear looks like she belongs in another anime. One Piece, maybe? I turned to Trunks.

"Trunks? Is there a place where we can get hammered, shitfaced, and bleeding drunk?" I asked. "I need a freaking drink after this shit."

"I never thought you'd ask! There's bars around the Industrial Sector and…" Trunks said as I dragged him to said sector.

On the way, Mai joined us. Didn't care though as we got a bar, the Gold Galaxy. And I was disappointed with the drinks. I asked for a simple Long Island Iced Tea, and they botched it up.


Kiko had a plethora of issues to deal with. One of the few who dated interspecies/interracial was bad enough, being married was another story. She was a tall paled black-haired Saya-jin, and he was a short purple Ice-Jin. Now she had the rotten luck of serving Ryo. He was already in need a drink, but then he got the drink from her. He took a sip, and spat it out.

"What the hell is this? This taste awful! Who's the bartender here?!" Ryo asked getting a tad heated.

Kiko stammered admitting she made the drink herself to which Ryo slightly calmed down. He was still steamed.

"I'm sorry, the last bartender got killed in a bar fight yesterday and I was "promoted" to the duty." Kiko said nervously shy.

"Well that I can forgive. You weren't trained, but this drink is unacceptable. Only one thing to do." Ryo said getting up.

The patrons expected him to punch her, but instead to took to behind the counter ready to make drinks.

"What's your name?" Ryo said as he started to wipe a glass with a rag.

"Kiko." She said shyly.

"Well Kiko, don't take offense. If this bar wants to succeed, it needs a proper bartender. Consider this a hostile takeover." Ryo said before calling for Trunks and Mai up to the counter.

The two took the stools, and Ryo got to making drinks.

"You bartend, Ryo?" Trunks asked in confusion.

"Bartended since I was twelve, and I've worked in bars across the stars as a hobby." Ryo said checking on the kinds of material he had to make drinks.

"In that case, what would you recommend?" Trunks said looking over the list of drinks. "I'm thinking something fruity."

"I got something in mind. It's the first drink I ever mixed." Ryo said with a bit of nostalgia.

Ryo got to mixing a fruit punch vodka, blue curacao, grenadine and club soda. Putting a mini umbrella, he gave Trunks an Aqua Punch.

"An aqua punch. Be warned, it's strong." Ryo said.

Trunks didn't even seem to care because he asked for five more. I had a feeling he wanted to forget something. For Mai, I made her a flaming pumpkin pie drink with a ki blast mostly to amuse her. The night was filled with me serving and drawing a crowd with tales of my bartending adventures. It's too bad, I never got that Long Island Iced Tea.


It was nighttime over Toki Toki City, and a scientist was worried. The time was after eleven and Bulma wanted to know where Trunks and Mai were. The Supreme Kai of Time yawned coming out of her house in just a bathrobe with a yawn. Through the portal had come our heroes. Ryo was helping Trunks and Mai stay on their feet with them both being drunk. Trunks off of ten aqua punches and Mai off just two flaming pumpkin pies.

"Trunks! Are you all right?" Bulma said coming up to him.

"I'm fine *hic* mom! No need to worry for I am the Prince of All Saya-jins!" Trunks said slurring his speech.

Ryo chuckled thinking, "Totally worth carrying his drunk behind."

Mai was a bit tipsy but had working brain cells to not act the fool.

"You must be Chronoa, sorry we must meet when you're underdressed." Ryo said to the Kai.

"I would normally admonish for you not using my title, but I'll let it go for now." She said. "I'll take Trunks to his room."

"Hell no, you don't!" Trunks said struggling to stand on his own. "Perverted Kai, I am a warrior prince! I…."

Trunks collapsed into a heap and he accepted help from Mai to get inside. Ryo found it adorable.

"Thank you for bringing my son home." Bulma said thanking Ryo. "He tends to act like his father when he's drunk."

Vegeta would be proud, and Ryo only waved it off.

"Least I could do considering, I made those drinks. I can't believe the people running the place were lazy enough to make a waitress with no experience work as a bartender." Ryo said with a smile. "So, I take it over, and the mass of drunks tossed out the owners and beat him up. Kiko's husband now runs it and I work there as their head bartender on my off days."

"Seems you had quite the first day on Toki Toki." Chronoa said. "You deserve a nice long rest."

Ryo bowed bidding good night to Bulma and Chronoa about leave for home. Chronoa had asked him for his address to much he handed over without a second thought before he left. Bulma saw the perverted smirk Chronoa had.

"You're going to give him the "welcome wagon", aren't you?" Bulma said knowingly.

"Oh no, not this time. I do want him in my bed soon, but I need him to work for it. So, I'll give him some "incentive"." Chronoa said simply. "I'll deal with Trunks later."

Bulma turned to go inside to check on her son. She almost felt bad for Ryo being unaware of his boss being a major pervert. However, Bulma knew it was only a matter of time.


Arriving at the apartment building, I find Dove asleep at the front desk. I kindly awake her to which she fell out of the chair.

"Oh night, Ryo. Heard about your performance on the PQ, great job on it. Naruto tends to go in fighting alone. You must have appealed to him to get him to team up with you." Dove said with a yawn.

"Guess he wanted to make the new guy welcome. Either way, I'm off to bed." I said.

"Then you'll sleep well knowing Pan gave Michiko the mentor test and got the shit kicked out of her." Dove said with a chuckle. "She's up in the room exhausted and too tired to move."

Hah! I smirked going up to into the apartment. Hatchin had bought groceries which was good because I forgot to.

"Hey Hatchin." I said with a yawn.

"Ryo, it's good to see you." Hatchin said with a smile. "Leftovers are in the pot."

I devoured the whole pot full of dumplings serving as a reminder to Hatchin that she'd probably need to cook more to feed my appetite. I bid my good night entering my room. Closing the door, I threw off the tunic of my uniform exhausted along with my shoes. I lie back on my bed thinking over what just happened today.

"Jeez, so much shit when down." I mused to myself. "But I got a cushy kick-ass job…"

I sniffed the air and I smelled strawberries. Sometime was in the room, but before I could move, the uninvited guest appeared on top of me. It was Chronoa herself, still in the bathrobe. Only this time, she had a…hungry look on her face. I didn't know whether I should scream, be turned on, and/or be terrified. I slowly regret looking up all those 34 of her.

"Good, you're responding well. Now I know you'll be willing to listen to my proposition." She said in a surprisingly sultry tone.

I only nodded too dumbfounded to speak. So while grinding me, she tells me I'd get "rewarded" for the more missions I do. Apparently, she's not just lonely, but wants me to fulfill her desires too. Apparently Trunks was her main squeeze, but she wanted to expand over to me.

"If Trunks hadn't gotten you to get your own apartment, you would have gotten this welcome much sooner." Chronoa said with a cheeky look.

"What, You do this with Bulma too?" I said trying to be sarcastic to try and calm myself.

She winked and whispered in my ear, "Wouldn't you like to know?"

She hopped off me telling me to keep up the good work, and she teleported out the room. Here I was, hot and bothered. Damn tease! The thing that made it worse was Hatchin coming in asking if I wanted more food and seeing me like this. It was still standing up, damn it! Her eyes widened looking downward!

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to interrupt you!" Hatchin said redfaced and closing the door.

Great. Michiko's probably going to kick me in the nads for this. Good thing, she's too tried for that. I need a cold shower.


After a long and strenuous cold shower, Ryo was drinking tea with Hatchin like nothing ever happened the two.

"So, how's training?" Ryo asked curiously.

"I just got approved for active combat today. I heard you and Michiko went on a mission today. Sorry, my mother was too much of a problem." Hatchin remarked with an assuring hand on his back.

"Well, it wasn't that bad. I had another friend to back me up." Ryo said with a lone bead of sweat coming down his face. "Speaking of which, I have something for you."

Ryo had given her the Chi-Chi Costume he won in the parallel quest saying that she needed it more than him. He stumbled back into his bed needed sleep more than ever.


(A/N: I didn't expect the chapter to be long. As for the crossover characters, this was an idea already in mind considering the world of warping in general. They are minor and won't interfere with the plot. If you're wondering about Chronoa being rather perverse, this is a prequel to Anime Confessions. Anyone who's read all twenty confessions would already know. Ironic, that chadtayor020 thought Michiko would be all over Ryo by his chapter. Either way, this chapter was a blast to write, and I thank you all. One last thing, I will refer to SKoT as Chorona from now onwards.)