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Title: Of Vacations and Family Bonding
Genre: Humor/Romance/Family
Rating: T
Summary: It's summertime! The time for swimming, playing, and – most importantly – vacationing with your boyfriend's parents, one of whom seems to hate you. It's gonna be a great two weeks. AU, SasuNaru, Alive!Minato
Character(s): Naruto U./Sasuke U.
Warning(s): Yaoi (boy x boy), AU, language, slight OOC, and overprotective fathers (a.k.a. Alive!Minato)
Pairing(s): SasuNaru, MinaKushi
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or its characters.

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DAY TWO

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"AH HAH!"

The two teens were startled awake as Minato barged into their room, slamming the white wooden door against the wall and his finger was pointed at the bed overdramatically. "I knew I would -! Huh?" the older blond glanced around the room; everything seemed to be in order as far as he could tell. He finally looked at the bed where Naruto was staring at him with wide, startled eyes and Sasuke was glaring at him, his eyes narrowed from the invading sunlight. "Heh…heh…sorry about that…." Minato backed out of the room quietly and slowly, seemingly watching for any sudden movement that could give away an attack against him, but all he received were glares from the Uchiha.

The blond chuckled nervously to himself as he closed the door and continued backing up toward the stairs, where his wife and father-figure stood at the bottom, arms crossed. "Minato, I told you that you wouldn't catch anything, but you didn't listen," his wife scolded, following him into the kitchen.

Minato opened the (again) wooden cupboard and grabbed a mug (it was his favorite; it had a cute Labrador Retriever puppy on the side playing in the grass and he always inwardly "d'aw"d every time he used it). "I'm just being careful. You never know when something…inappropriate is going to happen."

Jiraiya giggled. "Inappropriate gestures can happen at any time…at any place – ow!" The oldest male gripped his head in shock, staring at Kushina as she stood over him with a rolled-up newspaper.

"If you get arrested while we're here, I'm not bailing you out. You can sit in jail with all the other perverts," she grumbled indignantly. "I don't even know why we brought you – you act like a three-year-old."

"If three-year-olds act like me, then we're all screwed; we'd have a pregnancy epidemic on our hands! Because, you know, three-year-olds aren't smart enough to plan ahead like I am. The world's population is already much too large, and –"

"Shut up."

Minato sighed as he sipped what appeared to be creamer and sugar with just a hint of coffee for flavor. "I think Kushina has a point…. What if being around you has caused inappropriate thoughts to taint his innocent mind?"

The red-head glanced at her husband. "That wasn't exactly what I was –"

"Oh, please, Minato, your son is a prude. I don't think anything perverted even wants to be in a ten-foot radius of the kid. I'm surprised the Uchiha can stand it," Jiraiya said, sipping his own coffee.

"What do you mean by that?" Cerulean eyes blinked in confusion at the white-haired man.

"I mean that when I was talking to Sasuke earlier – before we left – he told me that he was the seme – and I could tell, too. He had seme vibes just radiating off of him in what appeared to be huge tidal waves. You're lucky, too. Good semes nowadays keep their ukes out of trouble. And, tell me, has Naruto gotten into any trouble lately?" Jiraiya leaned forward, smiling with anticipation.

"Well, no, but –"

"Well, the, there you have it. You should be glad that Naruto got such a good seme; he's probably keeping all the actual perverts away from his uke."

"Would you stop calling him that?"

Jiraiya grinned. "No. I think it's a very dignified position, really. It takes a lot of courage and pain-tolerance to handle being the bottom. Trust me on that!"

The blond shuddered and grimaced at the image that waltzed into his mind and decided to make camp for the night. "That's disgusting. Shut up."

Kushina smirked as she listened to the conversation and ate her breakfast. "Sasuke doesn't think it's disgusting," she announced gleefully, shoveling a spoonful of overly-sweetened cereal into her mouth.

Minato's eyes widened at the horrific depiction that played in his mind and he slammed his head against the table, trying desperately to get the images of his son and his punk boyfriend being…inappropriate and his wife and father-figure's crude laugher out of his head.

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A light breeze rustled the trees as the waves crashed against the beach, pulling and moving the wet sand along with it and sending the pleasant smell of salt into the air – the smell of relaxation and paradise.

The small blond bumped into the raven playfully, giggling about the joke he'd just told. A tan hand gripped the pale one and tugged on it gently as a small gesture. "This is fun, isn't it?" Naruto asked, smiling and looking out at the lake, past the buoys where the skyline touched the dark water.

"Hn." Sasuke tugged the blond's smaller hand in retaliation. "You should see some of the beaches I've been to – some of them are almost as amazing as you."

Naruto puffed out his reddened cheeks and released a contented sigh, trying to keep his flattered giggle to himself. "Yeah, yeah," he muttered, the warmth of the blush extending down past his neck. "Don't get all sappy on me now, teme; it's out of character for you."

"It's not like anyone's around to hear it, right?" the Uchiha teased, bumping Naruto's shoulder.

"Excuse me! Excuse me! Hi!" A small, pink-haired girl bounced in front of their path and waved. "Can you tell me where I can find Cabin 9? I've been walking around the beach and I wandered a bit too far."

"No, sorry, we're in Cabin 3 and this is the first time I've been here," Naruto replied, smiling brightly at the pinkette.

"Oh…well, that's alright. So what's your name?" She turned to stare at the Uchiha, smiling flirtatiously and clasping her hands together behind her back.

"Sasuke," he replied monotonously, pulling on the tan arm to bring Naruto closer to his side. "And this is Naruto. My boyfriend."

"Well, it's nice to meet you, Sasuke. I'm Sakura." Her eyes flashed with something that the Uchiha didn't quite like as she turned to look at Naruto, who was watching the exchange with bright, naïve eyes. "Listen, we're having a party down at our cabin tonight and we'd just love it if you guys would show up…it'd really make me happy."

The raven felt as if he was going to be sick. Did she really think she was being at all attractive? Or that this was even going remotely the way she wanted it to?

Naruto opened his mouth to agree when Sasuke answered for him. "No, thank you. We're with family these next two weeks…. It's a…family bonding trip."

The blond's eyes furrowed as he watched Sasuke. Does he really not wanna go to this party? He isn't much of a people person so I guess it's not all that surprising… But she seems really nice; I don't know why he's acting like she's the she-devil.

Her pink eyebrows shot up at the new-found information. "Two weeks, huh?" Sasuke inwardly cursed himself; why did he have to mention how long they would be here?

"Yeah, but they're all going to be spent in our own cabin." His eyes narrowed at the pinkette, hoping to scare her away since she just wasn't getting the hint.

"Oh, I see. Well, if you decide to change your mind…." She pulled a pen out of her jean shorts' pocket and snatched the Uchiha's hand, swiftly writing down the seven digits. "Call me."

"I wouldn't count on it."

Her eyes narrowed slightly at the comment but her fake, bright smile returned. "Well, you never know. Goodbye then!" She waved once again before walking off in the direction she came from.

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Alright, I'm going to leave it there, but I promise that at some point the chapters will get longer. They've all been at least a thousand words each, but I'm hoping to get It up to two thousand or three thousand by the end of the fic.

There will be more Sakura to come with a pinch of Ino and a dash of Sai, creating drama cookies!

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Tah-tah!