While Master Roshi was screaming his head off, Goten was busy playing a game of chess with Trunks, who could only talk when Goten aloud him to. A membrane growth sticking out of the side of Goten's head formed into Trunks.

"...H-how do I play?... I have no control." He said.

"You don't need to control yourself, I'll make the move for you!" Of course, Goten made Trunks lose.

"That's not fair!"

"Quiet! Do you want me to make you eat yourself again?" Trunks remained quiet and receded back. Suddenly, he heard noises from outside. A mob of people who were outraged by what happened to the Dragonballs surrounded Goku's mansion. Vegeta, who was now 20 ft high and 50 tons, was leading the group of people.

"YOU WILL BE KILLED FROM DYING IN TOTAL ANNIHILATION! BLAARRGH!" He cried out, sounding like a cross between Darth Vader and Randy Savage. It was loud enough for Roshi to hear. He rushed into the living room.

"Where is everyone? Krillin? Where's Krillin?" Krillin was sleeping in one of Goku's vehicles, since he didn't want him sleeping inside his house. Vegeta saw the shiny bald head inside the vehicle and thought it was Goten.

"I FOUND YOU GOTEN! YOU CANNOT HIDE!" He grabbed the vehicle and took Krillin out. He threw the vehicle at the mansion, blowing up about half of Goku's backyard. It also blew up some parts of the mansion where Roshi and Goten were in. Master Roshi was blown away and there was smoke and fire covering the living room, with debris all over the place. Blah blah blah, Saving Private Ryan spoof, blah blah blah, finally Roshi was able to get his hearing back, but he was trapped under a golden beam that came from upstairs.

"What the?... Why does Goku have a beam on the second floor? What's the use of having a beam on the second floor if it's not supporting the first floor!" He saw Goten, who was still casually laying on the couch, eating his gold covered chocolate covered caramel balls.

"Goten... You have to help me, I'm losing oxygen! Wish us out of here and get rid of Vegeta!" Goten stared at Roshi for about five seconds, with an "oh really?" look on his face.

"My body, my choice." He said. Roshi was smiling at first, thinking he would have a change of heart, but then his hopeful smile slowly changed into a disappointing frown.

"Oh come on! I'm your grandfather!"

"No, your just some pervert who trained my father. Chiao!"


Meanwhile, Goku was pacing in his office, squeezing a stress ball.

"Dang it! Who could've made such a wish? Huuuurrrrr duuuuurrrrhhh!" He squeezed the ball too hard, causing the green gooey juices to splatter all over the place.

"No! My orange jacket! THAT'S IT!" Goku turned into a Super Saiyan 3 "If Superman could do it, maybe I can!" He went through his building's window and left the earth's atmosphere.

"I'm gonna go sooooo far into the past, to where I can stop myself from ever becoming the founder of Dragonball inc!" Goku went around the world at super fast speed, causing the earth to spin incredibly fast.

"DUH-DUNUGH! NU-NUH-NUH-NUHNUGH!" Goku sang an angry obnoxious version of the Superman theme, until he stopped. (Seriously, how does he know he went that far in the past.) He then went back into the earth's atmosphere, trying to locate his hometown. He saw a small dot surrounded by the ocean.

"Kami's house! I'll stop by and see if things are back to normal."


Meanwhile, back at Dragonball inc, Goku is no where to be seen and there are is a angry mob surrounding the building.

"Look people, I don't know where my husband is, but-" Suddenly, a dude threw a flaming torch at Chi-Chi, who was on a balcony, twenty stories high. It hit her on the head, causing her to epicly fall off the building and lighting the entire building on fire.

"Aaaghhh! Wait, didn't I wish I could fl-BAM!"


Meanwhile at Goku's mansion, his house was a freaking mess. The entire mansion was buried under the cars he never used. People who wished for telekinesis were sending hateful slurs to Krillin, who they thought was Goten.

"Look Vegeta, I will...Wh-wait, what? Oh my gosh! Mama? Please forgive them mama!" Vegeta took a hard look at Krillin.

"UGH! I WISH A HAD GIVEN MYSELF EAGLE EYES, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SMALL!"

"You have to believe me, I'm Krillin!"

"NO! YOU ARE GOTEN! IS THIS GOTEN EVERYONE?" Vegeta lowered his hand for the mob to see.

"Yes!" The mob said simotaniously.

"YOU BIG-HEADED NUISANCE! TELL US WHERE YOUR FATHER IS OR DIE!" Krillin started farting from the anxiety.

"I-I can't, you see, I um, uh-"

"-DAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Krillin was greeted by his mother that day...


"Hello?" Goku said, knocking on the door. Kami's house looked like it was in bad shape. After knocking three more times, Goku knew something was wrong. He went to the back of the house and saw Turtle, Master Roshi's long-time companion. He was in his shell.

"Turtle! Finally, I thought everyone was on vacation or something!" Goku tapped on the shell, but no response.

"Turtle?" Goku picked him up and started shaking him.

"Come on, wake up!" Suddenly, clumps of what looked like burnt meat fell out of the shell. Then his internal organs fell out.

"Oh my-ugh!" Goku dropped the destroyed Turtle.

"That's it, what on earth is going on!" Goku kicked the door down. What he saw was the half-disintegrated bodies of Yamtcha, Tien, Bulma, and a dead Chiaotzu, who's head was in a pillow case.

"Who... Could've done this?" Goku said to himself, walking throughout the room. He noticed their bedroom door was open.

"They have a bedroom?" Goku said. He entered the room and noticed a calendar above the bed. Goku grabbed the calendar.

"No... I didn't go into the past... I went into the future!"