Chapter 3 of Anti Cosmo's thoughts.
Fairly OddBaby
It had started out as a pretty normal day. Me and my anti fairies were discussing how to take over the universe. Unfortunately no one had any truly evil ideas.
"C'mon, people, think! Universal Domination is not just going to come bursting through that door!" I said. Oh how wrong I was there, for a few seconds later Timothy, Wanda and Jorgan came bursting through said door.
"Freeze, Anti-Fairies! We know you've kidnapped Cosmo and our Fairy Baby and are planning on using his slash her uncontrollable magic for Universal Domination!" Timothy said. A moments silence filled the room.
"What's this? Cosmo is having a Fairy Baby who's uncontrollable magic we can use to take over the universe?" I asked.
"Um...no" All three of them said. But I didn't believe them.
"Quick! Anti-Fairies! Take to the skies! We must find Cosmo and his baby and take over the universe!" I said while floating up. Then I led my anti fairies away. I was no idiot so I knew the first place to look. Timothy beat us there. I listened to them.
" Freeze, Pixies! We know you've kidnapped Cosmo and our Fairy Baby" Wanda said. I busted in and finished her sentence.
"and are planning on using his slash her uncontrollable magic for Universal Domination!" I finished.
"Wait a second, Cosmo's having a fairy baby and we can use his slash her undeveloped magic for universal domination?" HP asked.
"Uh...no" We all said. He didn't believe us.
"Quick, Pixies. To the limousines. We must find that fairy baby and take over the universe." HP said. Then he led his pixies out of there. I was not going to let him.
"Not if we find it first!" I said. I flew away. But I had a plan. I figured Timothy and his fairy friends would find Cosmo. So I had a plan to keep Doctor Rip Studwell out of the way and disguise myself. It wasn't to hard. I managed to lure Studwell away from the hospital with a few free golf tickets. Disguising myself wasn't to hard. They showed up. Cosmo yelled in pain. I managed to disguise my voice easily.
"Don't worry, Cosmo. Everything's looking fantastic! On me. You on the other hand sound like you're in a lot of pain." I said doing pretty well at acting like Studwell.
"No...childbirth...is..eee! a..wonderful...AAAAAGH" Cosmo said.
"Can't you do something about this, Dr. Rip Studwell?" Wanda asked.
"I have just the thing" I said poofing up earmuffs for everyone. They worked a little too well. You couldn't hear anything. Cosmo poofed them off.
"GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!" Cosmo shouted.
"Fear not, Cosmo. Dr. Rip Studwell is on the case. Now...does anyone here know how to deliver a fairy baby?" I said. I knew someone had to figure out how.
"You mean, you don't know how?" Timothy said in alarm.
"Timmy, a fairy baby hasn't been born in thousands of years. No one knows how. Let's see if this button does something." I said. Then pressed the button. It slammed the bed multiple times.
"He-he! Yeah it does!" I said in amusement. Seeing Cosmo hurt was enjoyable.
"There's got to be something we can do to get our baby out of him! Can't I just wish it out?" Timothy asked.
"Ha, ha ha ha ha. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy. As far as I know baby delivery is a highly intricate and complexicated medical procedure. You can't just wish it out...can he?" I said.
"'I'M A VERY UN-COMPLEXICATED PERSON! WISH IT OUT! WISH IT OUT!" Cosmo said.
"Okay, okay! I WISH OUR BABY WAS OUT" He said. Wanda granted the wish. It was out. I managed to poof up an angelic choir.
"The angelic choir is going to cost you extra" I said. The moment was so beautiful. I could almost vomit from it.
"Oh, Cosmo. Our baby is beautiful" Wanda said.
"Is it a boy or a girl? Is it a boy our a girl? I gotta know, I GOTTA KNOW!" Timothy said.
"Excellent question. Let me just take it outside where the light is better and find out" I took the baby, and flew towards the door. I was all set to take it out of there. Those fools would have never known what happened. But Karma was not on my side, for the pixies dressed as Jorgan came in.
"Not so fast, "Dr. Rip Studwell." Or should I say...Anti-Cosmo!" they said while ripping off my disguise. Timothy and the fairies gasped
"Oh, poo" I said upset that my cover was blown.
"Ha! Good thing I was here to save the baby from your evil clutches! Now let me take it outside where the light is better and make sure it's safe..." they said, but I had figured them out at that point.
"Not so fast, "Jorgan"! Or should I say..." I said while ripping their disguise off "Pixies in a Jorgan suit!" More gasps.
"Darn. I really thought the Jorgan suit would work this time" HP said.
"Well, it did get us into that club in Rio" Sanderson said. Then Mama Cosmo came in.
"Oh, give me my grandchild! There, there. I'll just take him slash her outside where the light is better now and look at the..." She started, but the real Jorgan came in.
"Not so fast, "Mama Cosmo"! Or should I say..." He said while trying to rip off a disguise that wasn't there.
"Wow. This one is really glued on there" Jorgan said. Then Wanda grabbed the child.
"Give me back our baby! None of you has the slightest idea how to keep it safe, warm and loved" she said before it was revealed that the baby was not in the blanket.
But then it turned out that Turner had the baby. They managed to get away. Then there was a huge rocket chase. HP pointed out that there was no need for rockets when we could fly. I managed to figure out that Turner must have the child on Earth. So then I teamed up with HP. I figured that would make twice the evil. We used the Jorgan disguise again, then poofed to earth. Where there was all kinds of natural disasters.
"See how much damage you have caused? Give me the baby, Turner, and I will train it to control its unpredictable magic! Trust me" I said.
"No! I'll never" he started but then got hit with lightning after the baby burped "you have my blessing" he handed the baby over.
"Ha! I cannot believe you fell for that again!" I said before ripping the disguise off. To reveal me and HP.
"And look! We've teamed up to double the danger" I said.
"Good-bye, Timmy Turner. Forever. HA! HA HA"
"Ooh, wonderful evil laugh, HP"
"Not as wonderful and evil as yours, A.C"
"A.C.? I like that!" I said before we poofed away.
Now I was sure out evil plan would work. It was absolutely perfect, but I guess I should have considered the possibility of the good guys knowing enough about the baby's powers to know how to use it to there advantage. But boy did they use it to there advantage. Before you know it we were magically changed into raisins. Oh I'm glad to be out of raisin form now. That was horrible. But now I know not to underestimate Turner again.
Ok there. I really can't wait to do Fairly Odd Olympics next. That is going to be so much fun. That episode I really was hoping AC would win. I can't wait to write his POV. Wow this was long. Which isn't so surprising considering how often AC showed up disguised or not.
