Part 3
Oh boy. This fic again. But apparently you guys seem to like it a lot, so here is the next part of the devious duo's mischievous misadventures!
"Okay Wario, what have we done so far for the past two days?" it was early morning, and King Dedede was with Wario in the empty cafeteria enjoying a quick breakfast.
Looking at a piece of paper, Wario read off the mischievous deeds the duo had committed ever since the Smash simulator went out of commission a few days ago. "Let's see: Got Link with the Join Buzzer.
"That was okay." Dedede commented. "Next?"
"Switched Pit and Ike's noodles for earthworms. Gave Marth a "make-over". Made Kirby eat a cake with a Walky in it. And caught Bowser and Ganondorf watching My Little Pony on tape."
"That Walky in the cake idea was the best one I tell ya!" the penguin cut in while slamming his flipper on the table. "I remember Marth running down the hall covered in syrup; that was hilarious!"
The two then had a good laughing bout. After it died down, the Dream Land ruler then remember something. "All these pranks have been good and all, but we need to take it to the next level!"
"And how are we going to do that Dedede?" the biker questioned. "The simulator got fixed last night, so everyone is going to be busy fighting!"
"Ah!" the penguin exclaimed. "That is where my plan falls into place my friend! What we are going to do is…"
15 Minutes Later
R.O.B. was patrolling the Smash simulator's entrance at the end of the downstairs hallway, making sure nobody unauthorized gained access to the control room's various switches and gizmos in order to change the rules to their own favor.
"Must. Protect. Simulator. None. May. Pass." The robot said as he paced back and forth in front of the large metal door. But the next thing he knew, a big, wooden hammer slammed down onto his metallic head.
"Must. Hit. Self. With. Baseball. Bat." Apparently the blow messed something up in R.O.B.'s brain circuits, and started to make him whack himself in the head with a baseball bat that came from seemingly nowhere.
While the robot guard was preoccupied, a certain biker and penguin sneaked into the Smash simulator's control room, unseen.
"Okay Wario, we're in!" Dedede shouted quietly with glee.
"Now comes the fun part!" Wario said with a big grin. And with that, they both started pushing random buttons willy-nilly.
Later That Same Day
"OKAY SMASHERS, NOW THAT THE SIMULATOR HAS BEEN FIXED, THE TOURNAMENT HAS NOW RESUMED!" Master Hand boomed into the mansion's TV system. "ZELDA, AND IKE, YOUR MATCH STARTS IN TWO MINUTES, REPORT TO THE SIMULATOR IMMIDIATLY!"
"Alright! I've been itching for a fight!" Ike exclaimed at the news.
"I think you better prepare YOURSLEF Ike." Zelda said as she formed magic sparkles in her hands.
As the pair left to begin their battle, neither noticed Wario and King Dedede snickering in the background. "I don't think either of them is prepared for what's coming!" Wario said with an evil chuckle.
Ike and Zelda reached the simulator portal, which was right next to the control room. They couldn't help but notice that R.O.B. was hitting himself with a bat for no apparent reason. The princess gave her blue-haired opponent a confused look, who just shrugged in reply. Not giving the matter another thought, the Smashers entered the portal chamber, and disappeared into the virtual space.
"Aw, not this place." Ike grumbled. The area he saw was full of flowers, grasslands, and a bright sun. While it didn't seem that bad in itself, the entire world looked like it was drawn with crayons, and seemed entirely too happy. Some of the flowers, and the sun itself even had happy faces on them! It could only be one place, Yoshi's Island. "This stage just annoys me to no end…" the mercenary added under his breath.
"What's the matter Ike, too pretty for you?" Zelda taunted.
And with that, they charged at each other. The battle so far was evenly matched, but of course, that was before the items started showing up…
"Aha!" Ike shouted. "A Sticky Bomb!" stopping down to grab the weapon, he then threw it at the princess. Or, at least that is what SHOULD have happened. "Hey! I can't get this thing off me!" try as the mercenary might, he couldn't get the bomb unstuck from his hand. He tried shaking his hand, scrapping it off with his metal-edged boot, only for it to stretch and entangle with his foot, making him even more trapped. Ike was so desperate; he even started jumping up and down like a little kid.
Zelda decided to use this blunder to her advantage. Noticing a Pokeball within arm's reach, she got a hold of it and unleashed its inhabitant. "Yes! It's Piplup!"
"Piplup!" the Penguin Pokemon said cheerfully.
"Okay little guy, attack Ike!" the princess commanded.
The Pokemon attacked alright, but not the mercenary. "Hey! What are you doing!" Zelda cried. The penguin was washing HER right off the stage! The next the Hylian knew, she was an inch away from the lower blast line.
"Oh no!" at this exact same moment, poor Ike still had the Sticky Bomb stuck to him. In fact, he was so stuck he couldn't even get up off the ground due to the goo completely smothering him.
BOOM
And just like that, both contenders were thrown outside the blast line at the same moment, calling for a tie-breaker.
"SUDDEN DEATH!" Master Hand announced.
Ike and Zelda reappeared on opposite sides of the stage, ready to go again. But just when the timer ended, two Bob-oms suddenly fell from the sky, immediately blasting them both off the stage once more.
"TIE!"
"Since when was there ever a tie in Brawl?" Ike questioned as he and Zelda exited the portal.
"There isn't. Something is definitely wrong here. I mean, the Pokemon that I let out attacked ME!"
"Yeah, and the Sticky Bomb I had stuck to me before I even had a chance to throw it!"
As the two walked down the hallway, contemplating what just occurred, R.O.B. was still hitting himself in the head with the baseball bat. "Head. Hurts. Can't. Stop."
Meanwhile, in their secluded hideout (i.e the library which was empty most of the day), Wario and King Dedede were laughing non-stop. They had watched the bumbling event on one of the mansion's various overhead TVs, and could barely contain themselves.
"That there was the funniest thing I ever saw!" the penguin exclaimed as he rolled on the floor.
"Ho man, did you see the look on Zelda's face? That was priceless!" Wario said as he slammed his fist onto the library's coffee table in pure merriment.
"Infiltrating the control room and rigging the system; that has got to be the best idea we've had yet!" Dedede cried with a howl of joyous laughter.
But while the devious duo was congratulating themselves, someone secretly spied on them from the room's doorway. "So they were the ones who caused this! Should have known. I think it's time those two got a taste of their own medicine."
With a flap of his white wings, the eavesdropper left the scene, plotting his vengeance.
It looks like Wario and Dedede have gone too far this time, for someone finally wants revenge! Will they indeed get a taste of their own medicine? Or will they find out in time to twist fate to their advantage? Find out next time!
