Lei Wulong's Epic Police Car Chase
Bob wanted to get ready to be a hero as he prepares to go all superhero. "Now is my chance, step back Julia... I'll handle this" Bob said as he did his fighting stance like he does in the games "I think the police are getting ready to take care of it" Julia said but Bob prepares to be a hero to Julia "Don't worry Julia help is on the wa-" as he trips over a soda can "Aaaugh!"
He screamed as he started rolling down the hill like a boulder. Lei on ground floor saw something behind him as there was Bob rolling down the hill. "Oh crap!" Lei said as suddenly Xiaoyu was riding on top of Panda as they were going to school (do they go to school in China or Japan? WTF!?).
Xiaoyu was playing Indiana Jones music for some odd reason as Lei ran away from Bob it was like a boulder chase and then to make matters worse there were so many hazards such as cars and a lot other craziness like you see in a Crash Bandicoot level. Lei ran as fast as he could but Bob rolled so fast he then went down and not only rolled up into the air he was then out of sight and vanished. Lei then found that the Chinese gangster on foot as the guy ran out of gas and it was smoking and steaming.
Lei prepares his 5 Form Animal Kung Fu and Drunken Master fighting skill as the Gangster did some Martial Art style nobody cares about as its like those common enemies from the Tekken Force Mode as the fight ensues and there are life bars and the announcer is up. "ROUND 1 F-" then out of nowhere Bob shows up out of nowhere and flattens the Chinese gangster with his butt (because he's a donut-hole) as he broke every bone in his body. "Didn't see that coming." Lei said and saw it as he shrugged it off as didn't have to do anything in combat.
"Well keep on rollin'... Keep on rollin'" Lei said as he caught the thug and handcuffed him "Looks like you're broke. Nice work man." Lei said to the thug as then he thanked Bob for stopping him.
In the end the Chinese mob thugs were beaten and tossed into jail thanks to Lei, Bob was awarded as a hero as Julia was proud and Ganryu was crying as not only Julia was paying more attention to Bob but he had to pay for the damages to Lei's car as his butt was still jammed in the front of it.
The end...
