Chapter 5: Chapter with a vengeance

"Jeez, Sasuke what is with you, you made me late for my movie date!" Naruto whined.

"Shut up loser!"

"And I really don't appreciate this 'loser' thing; I mean my name is Naruto say the big word with me NA-RU-TO!" "I could forgive you if you renamed me something like 'captain awesomeness' or 'general cool' oh, oh, OH, 'the awesomely cool awesomeness with a dying vengeance to deliver the world with his iron fist of cool' now THAT'S a name!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Oh like your name's SO great, first, who has a name like Sasuke? Second if you're gonna have a name like that spell it right! What is sa-su-ke? What the freak is the su doing in there? Is that your original name 'till they found out you were a guy? And your parents were like we could name him 'sa?' 'Ke?' 'Hey why don't we add SA and ke to su and then pronounce it Saske!"

"Naruto do you realize that when you talk you just keep losing respect from me?"

"What? You don't like my insightful views on life and all its intricacies?"

"You're talking about my name being su."

"Maybe THAT particular conversation wasn't one of my best."

"One of?" He said in disbelief.

"Okay maybe one of my dumbest."

"Maybe?"



When they finally arrived…

"NARUT! YOU'RE HERE! AND NOT DATING SAKURA!"

"What?

Sakura stepped in "Never mind."

"So what are we seeing?" Sasuke asked.

"I thought you guys thought of that." Sakura said.

"Oh great my one chance of wooing Naruto and now I can't show him that I'm a great person with a vibrant personality!" Hinata sobbed.

Naruto was looking at a butterfly and heard a snippit of the conversation. "What?"

Hinata blushed "Oh, I just was saying that I'm glad we're seeing a mvie."

"Oh."

"So, how about we see, Godzilla?" Sakura offered.

"Sure!" Hinata and Sasuke said.

While they were walking into the theatre "Why do they call it GODzilla why not jesuszilla or for that matter why does it have god in it? To me this is a shock, and a cheap shot to Protestants everywhere. Why don't churches jump on this? The Chinese are ruling our lives and no one is doing anything. For that matter what's with this lead paint? They are destroying our religion AND killing us. Shaqme on you china."

"NARUTO, YOU LOSER, SHUT UP!