A/N: Do not bet your life on Word's auto-save 'cause if you did, you'd be long dead by now. It's not very Doccubus-centric but I blame auto-save. Every. Darn. Time.


"Bo, we need to deal with our elephant."

"We have an elephant?"

"Bo."

Bo sighed and pouted, "Fine, what about our elephant?"

"Bo, you know I need to go home."

Bo looked at her petulantly. "You want to leave."

"Bo… this isn't about that," Lauren tried to reassure, but she knew that Bo still had issues about her leaving. "I haven't been home in over two weeks, I know I can do laundry while I'm here but I really would like a new set of clothes to change into. Not to mention, I have to check on my slides, check my mail, water the plants (which are probably dead by now), feed my cat –"

"Lauren, you don't have a cat. Even if you did, I would make sure she was adequately satisfied." Bo said, teasingly and with just a hint of pleading. "So satisfied, your cat wouldn't ever want to go back to your loft where it will be all lonely and neglected without me."

Lauren crinkled her nose as she smiled at Bo's corny innuendo but mustered all her resolve. "Bo," she begged, holding Bo's hands in her own.

"Fine," Bo huffed and gave Lauren a quick peck on the lips.

"Don't be like that," Lauren asked, "I'll be back before you know it."

"But I miss you already," Bo said, still pouting.

Lauren rolled her eyes and smiled. "We'll go look at some real estate magazines with Kenzi when I come back, how does that sound?"


"Where's Lauren?" Kenzi said, storming into Bo's bedroom. She had come home to find an immaculate, non-baked-goods-containing, Lauren-less kitchen. What the hell?

"No, 'Hey, Bo-bo, how is your day? I missed you.'" Bo said sarcastically as she sorted her own pile of clean laundry on the bed. Occasionally, she found something of Lauren's. She had even tried wearing one of Lauren's t-shirts but it was kind of tight in the chest area so she wore Lauren's tanktop instead. It barely restrained the girls but then again, most of her own clothes didn't either.

"Uh, no," Kenzi replied with a puzzled face. "I repeat: donde esta Lauren?"

"She went home," Bo said with a huff. It still annoyed her that she had been abandoned for some stupid, thirsty wall plants and mold slides. Hello! I mean, look at me, I'm a freakin' succubus, I should be irresistible, she thought to herself. Then again, professional Lauren is always so yummy. Hm.

Kenzi smacked her.

"Ow!" Bo said, clutching her arm. She looked at Kenzi with a scowl. "Domestic violence much?"

"What did you do?" Kenzi demanded.

"Nothing!" Bo said defensively, raising her arms, "She had to go home and do chores and science-y stuff. Besides, why do you care where Lauren is?"

"Dude, she can literally make anything out of scratch," Kenzi said empathically. "My taste buds have been so spoiled. And, she totally promised to make me brownies." She stomped her boots like a small child.

"I think you've had way too many brownies already," Bo poked the skinny girl on the stomach.

"What? There's more of Kenzi to love," Kenzi said in her defense, rubbing her tummy. "There's nothing wrong with that." She raised her head, holding a dignified air. Bo snorted.

"Check the fridge, Poppin' Fresh," Bo said, "I think she left a note on something for you."

Kenzi squealed happily, skipping down the stairs and checking the fridge's shelves. Sure enough, a metal bowl with some cling wrap had a post-it on top. It had her name on it and some common sense baking instructions.

Kenzi smirked evilly at the brownie dough, plans already swimming in her head. "Mwuahaha. Excellent," she said giddily to herself.

Bo walked down the stairs, laundry basket in her arms. She looked at Kenzi strangely but didn't bother asking and just chalked it up to her best friend's little quirks. "Oh, Kenz," she smiled affectionately.

"What?" Kenzi asked, clutching the metal bowl tightly to her, "I have big plans for this stuff."

Bo simply accepted that she won't always understand Kenzi but she loved the girl to bits.

"You know," the wigged girl said thoughtfully as she took a spoon and scooped a little brownie dough to try, "Why don't you just go to Lauren's place? I mean, she needed to go home but she didn't say you couldn't go with her." She put the spoon in her mouth and moaned in happiness at the fudgy miracle Lauren left her as Bo considered her statement. Yes, these brownies would totes fit her plans perfectly.

Bo thought for a moment, "You know what? You're right. You're right." She put on her jacket and headed for Lauren's. "I'm gonna go see Lauren!"

"I'll save you some brownies!" Kenzi called after her but they were both distracted by different things. The thief rubbed her hands together as she looked at her prize. "Come to Mama."


The door was open when Bo got to Lauren's loft. Lauren was, as usual, peering into her microscope and taking notes.

"Bo," Lauren said, surprised but not unpleasantly so. She quirked a brow, "Is that mine?" She pointed to the top Bo was wearing under her black leather jacket. Bo nodded.

"Sexy," the doctor said as she sauntered over to her girlfriend.

Bo leaned over, practically falling into Lauren's embrace, and they shared a long, soft kiss. When they pulled away, Bo just looked deeply into Lauren's expressive eyes and sighed.

"What's wrong?" Lauren asked softly, gentle as Bo played with her blonde hair.

"Nothing," Bo said, "I just… missed you."

"It's only been two hours," Lauren laughed, not unkindly, and gave Bo a squeeze.

"It was a long two hours," Bo nuzzled Lauren's neck and inhaled.

"I was gonna be back by tonight," Lauren said, pointing to a packed bag next to the couch. "I just needed to work on a serum for Tamsin."

"Tamsin?"

"Well," Lauren began, wrapping her arms tight around Bo, "Maybe something to help her… her Valkyrie powers seem to have an unfortunate side-effect on her overall health."

"Couldn't resist, can you?" Bo teased, giving Lauren a playful tug. If there wasn't anything broken for Lauren to fix, she moved on to finding things to improve.

"My favorite patient doesn't require my medical expertise anymore now that she has excellent control of her biological needs," Lauren said, pretending to pout.

"Well, you could use that free time to spend with your girlfriend," Bo offered with a toothy grin.

"Hm… I don't know, she's awfully," Lauren paused as she inserted her hands in Bo's back pockets, "Awfully insatiable and I'm afraid of spoiling her."

"And what if you've spoiled me from loving anyone else?" Bo said, hooking her fingers on Lauren's belt loops.

"Hm, impossible," Lauren said, pretending to be all sage-like. "You have a huge," she pressed a delicate finger to Bo's chest, "Huge heart."

"All the better to love you with, my dear," Bo smiled.


They found Kenzi and Tamsin on the couch with a batch of brownies. Kenzi looked relaxed and half asleep while Tamsin looked amused.

"Hey, it's BoLo," Kenzi smiled and blinked slowly.

"Are you… okay?" Bo looked at the girl's dazed expression.

"Yep, I was just sharing the best brownies with the best Valkyrie ever," Kenzi replied dreamily.

Lauren took a bite of the brownies Kenzi had out on a place. She saw the mess Kenzi and Tamsin left on the kitchen counter. "Space brownies," she told a confused Bo.

"Yeah," Kenzi said, "How'd you know? Is it 'cause you went to space camp?" She giggled, "They have space brownies in space camp, right?"

"It's not that kind of camp, Kenzi," Lauren said calmly. She didn't know if she wanted to laugh or reprimand the girl so she showed no outward sign of emotion. "Alright, where did you get the cannabis?"

"Me," Tamsin smirked as she lounged on the couch opposite Kenzi. She was enjoying her buzz.

Kenzi, on the other hand, was probably reaching the stoned stage.

"Seriously," Bo said, a little pissed.

The blonde officer shrugged. "What? It's good shit," Tamsin said. "It was better than the stuff Kenzi had."

"I had a friend score me an eight," Kenzi said, "But Tamsin… she had a huge bag of the good stuff."

"Drug bust," Tamsin offered innocently. "They won't miss it."

Bo and Lauren each gave an exasperated sigh.

"I gotta say, the brownies would have been good on their own," Tamsin complimented as she took another brownie and raised it in salute before eating.

"We just made them betterer," Kenzi laughed. She was a very happy girl.

"How many have you had?" Bo asked Kenzi.

"Um, three?" Kenzi looked at her fingers as she held up two of them, "Whoa, Bo, my fingerprints are so cool." She turned her palm towards the Succubus, "Look at the ridges, they're all wavy and ridge-y."

Lauren rolled her eyes and sat on the couch as well, grabbing the brownie she took a bite out of.

"Lauren?" Bo asked and was confused as Lauren chewed.

"Dr. Hotpants isn't square after all," Kenzi said, eyes half-closed, "She is totally not square. She's like, people-shaped." She looked at Lauren and squeezed the doctor's thigh, "You have loooong legs that go forever. Damn. And your hair… it's so soft." She touched tendrils of Lauren's hair in fascination.

Lauren looked at Tamsin and Bo.

"I went to college," Lauren shrugged as if that explained everything.

"You were probably the type to party all night and then ace the test the next day, weren't you?" Tamsin asked wryly. Lauren shrugged innocently.

"I love after-hours Lauren," Bo said. She stood at the back of the couch, behind Lauren. Lauren reached up and offered Bo a bite. The succubus responded to the offer by leaning over the couch and placing her arms around Lauren shoulders. She nibbled on the offered brownie and bussed Lauren's cheek.

"I showed up hung over for a botany test once," Lauren offered.

"L-squared is a BAMF," Kenzi sighed. She lied down and placed her head on Lauren's lap as stretched her lean, booted legs over the arm of the couch. "Dude, the ceiling has like, a huge hole. What if I fall in?" She stretched out her hand as if expecting to touch infinity.

"Then we'll just reel you back in, Space Cadet," Bo quipped, looking over Lauren's shoulder to look at Kenzi's face. She had to laugh at her best friend's expression. It reminded her of the first time she met Kenzi who, at the time, was roofied inside an elevator.

Kenzi smiled up to Lauren and Bo's face, "I lurve you guys." She tried to pat their faces but ended up patting Lauren's chest.

Dr. Lewis raised a dignified eyebrow at the younger girl, an amused smile cracked through her aloof facade.

"We love you, too, Kenz," Bo said, moving Kenzi's grabby hand away from parts of her girlfriend that she wasn't willing to share. They might be only handfuls but those handfuls belonged to her, damn it. As much as she loved the Russian girl, Kenzi can go look for her own. The succubus stroked Kenzi's cheek with affection as Kenzi blinked hazily up at her.

Tamsin watched the entire scene with amusement and melancholy.

But Bo turned to her and smiled, "Hey, you want something to eat other than brownies?"

It felt… nice… to be included. Tamsin was surprised that, for better or for worse, these people were here for her now. She was withthem now. And they were with her.

"Fuck it," Tamsin said with a wry grin, feeling the munchies and a sort of high that couldn't have come from the weed, "Whaddya have?"


A/N: I do not advocate the use of illegal substances, I am a mere writer (an amateur at that). So kids, just say no to drugs.

Anyway, fellow Doccubus readers, I regretfully have to say good-bye (for now) soon. I shall be returning to real life and its burdensome responsibilities. I could only hope that I have the inner fortitude and genius Dr. Lewis possesses but I am a mere mortal. L-Squared totally has a church and magical hair flipping skills.

Plus, I really owe my Kigo readers an update so I need to work on that if I do manage to find the time.

But who knows? I might get hit by the feels and write some more. Maybe you'd just magically find an update after a long while or a short while. I haven't seen and therefore haven't freaked out over the finale yet so I might update sooner than I anticipate. Either way, see you soon.