Obi Wan Kenobi
1. Say how Satine had loved him.
2. Then remind him that she died.
3. Ask why he has such bad relationships.
4. Remind him how Anakin turned bad.
5. Ask how Qui Gon died. Then run for your life.
6. Lock him and Darth Maul in a room together. Make sure that they can't kill each other.
7. Steal Obi Wan's Lightsaber, then blame Anakin.
8. Kill someone Obi Wan loves right in front of him.
9. Summon Lord Voldemort, then have Obi Wan fight him. Obi Wan hates to lose.
10. Mention that Obi Wan shouldn't have taken on Anakin as a Padawan.
11. Say that Obi Wan's gay for loving Anakin. (Even though he's not)
12. Ask why he loved Anakin. (Seriously?)
13. Casually mention that later on, Anakin killed Obi Wan. (RotJ)
14. Ask why he even bothered to help Anakin's kids.
15. Give him a Darth Maul tee shirt, them say, "Oops, I forgot!" Then run for your life.
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