Retarded Cow

And so the little children stepped onto the bus.

"Hello my dear guests again," Seras said turning on the camera she had put on the bus, "today I shall tell you about Alucard's ride on the bus."

"And this is our guests for todays show," Seras said giving a list of people on the bus, "Hatake Kakashi the bus driver, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Li Shaoran

Li Meilin, Kinimoto Sakura, Daidoji Tomoyo, Kurosaki Hisoka, Asato Tsuzuki, are all on the bus with Alucard-sama."

"And here with me today to help with the telling of the story, is Kerberos, the Guardian of the seal, and Yue, the Judge." (a/n imagine they are speaking in Japanese, I would have them speak in japanese with a note of what they said but I don't know enough japanese)

"I'm Kerberos, I'm strong brave and handsome," Kero said while he was still in his plush form, he posed in one of his macho poses.

"Right," Yue said, "now back to the story."

So every one stepped onto the bus, little Alucard stepping onto the bus the last.

After a while everyone, Alucard suddenly stood up. They looked up, wondering what Alucard was going to stay. Most of the time he just stayed silent, unless he had something important to say.

"I really LOVE cheese!" Alucard said suddenly.

"Dude WTF" every one said even Seras, Yue, and Kero.