Title: Beautiful Lie Author: saar_fantasy Pairing: One sided Kurtofsky, brief Lauren/Puck, Puckurt as endgame Rating: PG-13 for now (it will variate)
Warnings: homophobic words, abuse (not sexual)
Spoilers: none if you've seen Glee season 1 & 2 Genre: AU,Drama,Romance Word Count:: ~1.596 Disclaimer: As much as I wished I did, I don't own any of them.
Summary: When Lauren suggests Puck should play Kurt's boyfriend; just so he would get rid of Karofsky, Puck isn't really fond of it at first. After talking about it with Kurt and Mercedes, they both decide to do it, just to make sure that Kurt is safe again. Nobody told them about the side effect it could have though...What happens when the lie becomes the truth?
A/N: Seems like I had a little problem with Kurt's POV here...But I hope it still worked out.
Kurt's POV
I just don't know what the hell has gotten into Puck. And it was all Lauren's idea?
Jeez, I know I don't know the girl that well, but to actually set up a scheme to let her boyfriend act like my boyfriend?
No, I never expected that from her...
"Hey! What the-"
Oh just my luck... Karofsky.
Why the hell did he pull me into the boys' room for? It's not like anyone would do anything if he just harassed me in the hallway.
"What do you want, Dave?"
"You know what I want, fag." I wince when I hear that stupid name again, "I want to take you out on a secret date."
"I don't want to go on a secret date with you. Not with anybody. If you want to go on a date with me, you'll have to come out first."
It's the truth. I really don't want to be someone's dirty little secret. Especially not Dave Karofsky's.
Maybe if it was Pu- What the hell? Where did that thought suddenly come from?
"Ow!"
Damn it. Why does he always have to shove me this hard?
Oh, he's looking kind of pissed... But all I told him was the truth.
I guess he doesn't cope with the truth very well.
"You are in no position to tell me what to do or not," the Neanderthal growls at me, "You still don't understand it, do you, fag?"
I blink at him, "What's there to understand?"
I get shoved again before he answers; "I make the rules here." . I open my mouth to say something back, but I can't because his lips are pressed up against mine.
He's kissing me... Dave Karofsky is forcing my first kiss out of me...
This is just unacceptable.
"Ow! You freaking bitch!"
I don't care what he's shouting at me, he so deserved the slap in the face.
Then he has the nerve to try and kiss me again!
"Don't you dare!"
I'm ready to slap him again but he grabs my wrist and pushes me back against the wall, trapping me with his body.
I try to scream, but nothing comes out.
Finally I think I'm ready to admit it...
I'm scared. David Karofsky scares me. Especially when he's like this.
His face is so close to mine...I can feel his breath on my skin.
"If you ever tell anyone what happened here," I hear him hiss and I hold my breath, "I'll kill you."
He gives me another hard shove and a menacing glare before stepping backwards, releasing my body from being trapped.
He walks to the door, looks over his shoulder and shoots me another death glare before storming out the door.
"What the hell was that?" I ask myself out loud 'cause I know there's no one else in the bathroom, "More importantly...What am I gonna do now?"
I can't tell anyone about this, that's for sure.
He said he would kill me if I did, and for some reason, I think he's capable of it.
But I have to do something...I can't just leave it at this.
That Neanderthal just stole my first kiss for Gaga's sake.
That's when it hits me...
Puck.
Puck's stupid plan seems to be the perfect solution right now. Although we will have to talk about this thoroughly.
There can't be any flaws in our plan.
It's gonna be hard enough for people to believe that Noah is gay or bi or whatever else than straight.
It's gonna be even harder to let them believe that he's my boyfriend.
Mercedes already knows about it, maybe we should let the other Gleeks in on our little secret as well?
Let's see what Puck and Lauren have to say about it, but first I have to tell Mercedes my decision, without telling her the details of why I decide to agree with the badass couple of McKinley High.
Let's hope she'll agree with it as well...
Mercedes' POV
"So White Boy," I say when I'm standing at Kurt's locker, "Have you come to a decision yet?"
He slams the door of his locker shut and looks at me with determination in his eyes.
"Yes, 'Cedes. I believe I have."
"So," I ask, linking arms with him to walk to our classes, "What's the verdict?"
"I'm gonna do it."
I stop walking, making him stop as well, and stare him down.
"Are you serious?" I really can't believe he's actually gonna do it. This is some mad shit.
"Yes, 'Cedes, I'm very serious. I'm gonna play the game with Puck and let him be my fake boyfriend."
"Did something happen?"
I see his face falter for just a second, then it's back to all fierce and determined.
Damn, that boy is good in hiding his feelings!
"No, nothing happened."
Somehow I don't really believe that answer, but I'll let it slip for now.
"Have you told Puck or Lauren yet?"
He shakes his head, "No, but I was on my way to do so."
He gestures with his hand to somewhere a little further down the hallway where the couple is leaning against the lockers, talking to each other.
Oh, and don't forget the eye fucking each other part. Even I have to admit that they're amazing at that.
We walk up to them and stop right in front of them. Kurt clears his throat to get their attention.
They both stop talking and look at us.
"What's up, Hummel?"
Of course it's Puck who asks that. Who else would it be?
"I've made a decision," my boy Kurt answers, standing in his usual diva stance to let Puck know he's not afraid of him.
That's my boy!
Puck raises his eyebrow, just like he always does.
"So, what's the verdict, Princess?"
I didn't even know he knew that word.
"I'll do it."
Well, way to surprise them White Boy.
"Are you serious?" Lauren asks, her eyes boring into Kurt's. I think she might be good in mind reading.
Kurt nods, his face never faltering. I must say I'm really impressed with Kurt's acting skills.
"I'm serious. But-"
"Oh no, here it comes..."
Of course Puck has to interrupt. Kurt and I both stare him down.
He doesn't seem affected by it at all, but hey, at least he shuts up.
"But," Kurt continues, daring Puck to interrupt him again, "We need to talk this through very carefully. Let's say, after Glee tomorrow?"
"Fine by me." I answer, inviting myself to the little meeting.
Hell, Kurt's my best friend. Of course I have to be there to listen to this crazy plan.
"That's fine for me too." Lauren answers. Now we only have to wait for Puck's answer.
Talking about Puck, what's he staring at?
I turn around and see someone jump away. Strange...
Whoever the person was, he was wearing a Letherman jacket, so it probably was a jock.
Anyway, that's not what's important right now.
"Yo, Puck," I say, snapping my fingers in front of his face. That gets him back into the real world.
"What?" he asks, still glaring in the same direction but glancing over at me for a second.
"Are you down with talking about the plan tomorrow after Glee club?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever." Puck shrugs, then stalks off without sparing us another glance. Not even Lauren.
Lauren stares after him before giving us an apologetic smile, then walks away to go after her boy.
He never leaves Lauren alone like he just leaves us standing there is only a normal thing for him to do.
But leaving Lauren, without even saying anything, is not normal at all.
What the hell is wrong with him?
