Stimpy's hands were trembling. So many interesting people looking to meet someone new and have fun. He has never seen so many men looking for a guy in one place. Normally he would never actually message someone he has never met just to have sex, but this time was different, almost as if a hungry, horny demon was awakened in Stimpy's chest and the only thing that could satisfy this hunger is sex.

'If he can do it, so can I' was the only intelligible thought in Stimpy's head at the moment. 'If he can fuck others, so can I'.

So many possibilities, so many choices. Swipe, swipe, swipe… He swiped right the whole time he was sitting in that Uber car. Stimpy wasn't sure if he would be willing to have sex with them if they messaged, but the one way or another, the hunger should be satisfied.

Stimpy paid the driver and thanked him for the advice. For a short moment he stood there on the sidewalk and watched the driver leaving.

'He seems like a decent guy' thought Stimpy to himself while unlocking the door. He tried his best to be quick as their neighborhood was pretty bad he felt weirdly unsafe. He imagined a group of mean bandits trying to rob him and how Ren would protect his lover. This idea made him snicker as Ren was still there, in the party with all those girls. He wouldn't care if something bad happened.

At this late hour inside of their house looked rather gloomy. With all those shadows casted by the light, mysterious dark corners and weird spider webs reminded Stimpy of Halloween, one his favorite holidays. He made himself a cup of hot, herbal tea, sat down on a small, shabby couch, which was the best thing they could afford and opened Tinder again. He wanted to swipe some more, but was slightly startled when his phone beeped.

'Somebody sent me a message!' he shouted excitedly.

Judging from the photos, this thin, bony guy, Delvin, was around 20-23 years old. He had rat's moustache, which wasn't surprising as he was an actual rat, but also made him look dirty and kinda sleazy. His shoulder-length, auburn, slightly greasy hair was tied in a ponytail and judging from his clothes the guy was into geek culture. Delvin's bedroom walls were decorated with Star Wars and Star Trek posters, he wore an oversized RoboCop t-shirt. According to his bio, the guy worked as a programmer in a local computer company, which showed that his interest in technical things wasn't just a hobby. His whole life was connected to tech and computers.

Stimpy couldn't remember him, but it must've been someone swiped right.

The guy sent him and eggplant emoji with a bunch of sweat drops.

'Trying to make it wet to slide into your DMs better'. This weird pick-up line weirded Stimpy out a bit, but he took a deep breath and decided to answer him. At this point he had nothing to lose.

'Hahaha, you're pretty funny'

'I can be more than just funny, big boy. Like what you see?'

'You're cute. I like your shirt'

'Honestly, I look much better without it'. Delvin sent Stimpy a shirtless photo of himself. He looked as someone who was desperately trying to show off and failed.

'Nice!'

'Are you top or bottom?'

'Bottom. And you?'

'Top. Wanna come over tomorrow? We could play something. Do you like video games?'

'Yeah, sure. Used to play Super Mario, but it was a long time ago.'

'I like Mario. I live on Iron Street, house number 3. Can you make it at 1 pm?"

'OK.'

'Cool, see ya!'

Stimpy put his phone away. He did it. Tomorrow he'll be going on his first official Tinder date. Sure, it was weird to see this young guy so willing to invite someone over and have sex with them, but maybe it was a part of the experience.

He thought that maybe today he had enough experiences. Ren has his own key, so Stimpy decided that now it's time to go to bed. While lying in the bed drifting off to sleep, the Cat thought about tomorrow's date.

Ren came back about 5 am, wasted and barely able to move his feet. He didn't have to go to work, so he decided to party like he did when he was in college. It was a bad idea since now his aging body was unable to handle such enormous amount of alcohol.

'Damn, the morning after is gonna be tough' he thought to himself while staggering to bed. He fell to his bed like a cut down tree and immediately fell asleep.

When Stimpy woke up, Ren was slumbering so he decided not to bother him and started to get ready. He had a long, warm shower, made some breakfast for himself and his boyfriend. Of course, he might not be hungry, but taking care of his lover was something Stimpy really wanted to do. After a good night sleep his vengeful demon was peaceful, but despite the sinking feeling of guilt he still decided to carry on with his plan. All this pain Ren caused him was too much.

He left Ren a note beside their bed saying that he was going to meet Lola, their mutual friend, a hairdresser in case he wakes up and starts searching for him. It was unlikely as Ren was fast asleep, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

Iron Street was on the opposite side of the town, it was an OK place, rather clean and decorated with plants. Houses on this street were nice and big, they clearly showed the financial status of their owners.

It took 30mins for Stimpy to find the right house. It was as beautiful as the rest of them, much better than the place where he lived with Ren. He pushed the button and heard a faint ringing sound coming from inside.

After some time Delvin answered the door. He was wearing the same t-shirt from the pictures and gray, worn out sweatpants.

'Hi, you must be Stimpy! Come on in'. The two of them walked inside. The interior seemed modern and expensive, even a programmer would not be able to afford it by himself.

'Wow, it's such a nice place.' Stimpy looked at a picture of an older couple, they looked just like Delvin. 'Your parents?' Asked the cat.

'Yeah, but they're away to work, so we'll have some alone time. Follow me.'

'So this guy is still living with his folks' thought Stimpy to himself while walking upstairs to Delvin's bedroom. Usually it would be a huge red flag for him, but somehow he still wanted to carry on. Maybe it won't be so bad.

Delvin's room was filled with Star Wars and Star Trek merchandise. Apparently he was one of those people who liked both franchises, a bit rare occurrence in the Geek community.

'Take off your clothes, I'll be back in a minute' Delvin said running away to the bathroom.

It was a bit strange as Stimpy actually expected that they would play a video game of some sorts. Yes, he knew he went there to have sex, but fucking without emotions simply wasn't enough. With Ren everything was different.

He did as Delvin told, took off all of his clothes and laid down on bed naked. Stimpy was determined to go all the way. If Ren can fuck strangers, so can he.

A few minutes later Delvin came back with a Stormtrooper mask on his face, Lighsaber in hand.

'What the fuck?' Stimpy asked. Despite his wish to experience new things this peculiar behaviour was way too much for him to handle.

'Don't worry about that, just let me do my thing'.

And so, they had sex. It was evident that Delvin was inexperienced in such matters, so Stimpy had to try much harder than usually. Needless to say, the cat was unsatisfied. After everything was over, he came back home. He was gone for not more than two hours and found Ren still asleep in his bed. Stimpy crumbled the note he found earlier, happy that he wasn't caught.

His date with Delvin was so awkward and weird. Of course calling it an actual date would be stupid, all they simply met and had sex, yet Stimpy felt weirdly proud of himself. He was able to do it. From now on he's not a property of Ren Hoek, he can be free.

Such a liberating feeling, he will definitely do it again someday soon.