BEN
Bleach Eating Naruto
10 Things NOT To Do In A Airport/Plane
Part 1
[cue Ancient music]
{Fault NO. 10- Bringing your own food...}
[GONG]
Random sumo wrestler voice: HO!
Orihime: but I wanna! This is the only time, besides school, that I bring my lunches. I don't like airport food!
Rukia: [walking next to Renji] but Orihime, we're not allowed to bring food into the airport. Let alone, a plane.
Renji [while listening to rap]: Noh! Noh!
Uryuu: what the [bleep]...
Orihime: you're telling me that now? [holds up her food]
[ICHIGO AND RUKIA SPAZZ DANCE]: WAAAAAH! PUT THAT AWAY, NOW!
Orihime: NUU! [holds it tightly]
Rukia [death glare]: I said, now!
[Orihime pouts]
Stein: So, how am I SUPPOSED to do this, Lord Death?
Death: You have to make sure that Medusa doesn't escape your eyesight.
[Little Medusa, dangling from Stein's death grip on her hoodie]
Stein: but she's extremely annoying when in her child form... I can't take it when it comes to dissecting things, her included.
Spirit: you're in an airport. how in the hell would you manage that?
Stein: that, right there, is strictly forbidden to converse in public.
Spirit: but you just sai-
Stein: uhn-uhn-uhn... forbidden.
Spirit: smartass.
Medusa: indeed.
[Stein jolts her twice]
Medusa: hey, what the hell!?
Spirit: silence, if you want to live.
Medusa: how nice of you to treat a woman, Stein.
Death: try not to lose her, okay Stein? I don't want this to end badly like Snakes In A Plane, or Mama or whatnot. Medusa can still control her powers even with a little bit of power. Alright? Bye-Bye!
[Hangs Up]
Spirit: right... wait here, I gotta pee.
[Stein puts away the small broken glass, then pulls up Medusa face to face with him]
Stein: what am I gonna do with you?
Medusa: well, you can't dissect me.
Stein: that is an exception.
[Medusa droops]
[A certain orange-headed girl pops up next to him]
Orihime: hello, there!
Stein: oh, hey there.
Orihime: I'm sorry for interrupting you two, but for my gratitude, will you take this?
[Stein looks at the delicious food]
Orihime: it has curry with salmon, rice with red beans and celery, snow crabs and fried chicken, [currently rapping without noticing] and kidney beans, black beans, green beans and BLACK-EYED PEAS!
Stein [cringes]: what a mix...
Medusa: that could be a new rap song...
Orihime: no, no, no! LOOK ITS THEM!
[the aforementioned group walks past an enormous group of fans with markers, pens, paper and pencils while the cops hold them off from crushing them]
Orihime [eyes gleaming while in a moe moe state]: I. Love. Fergie!
Ichigo: Orihime, we have to go!
Orihime: Coming! Thank you, sir! [shoves the food to Stein and runs off] Goodbye!
Stein: hey, wait! [slumps] aw.
Medusa: how nice, and delicious.
Stein: ya want it?
Medusa: really?!
Stein: it's yours. I already ate.
Medusa: YAY ME! [clapping to herself]
[Stein sweatdrops]
Stein: you did not just pull a London Timpton...
[Spirit running back towards them]
Spirit: okay, there was some HEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUGGGEEEE-ass badonkadonk back there. Too bad she went to the woman's bathroom. Oh well.
Medusa: Spirit, a pervert after he said that he would quit it? Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, Maka's gotta hear this.
Spirit: [sniff, sniff] is that food I smell?
[Medusa clutches Orihime's unknowingly [bleep]-ed up food]
Medusa: yes. You now noticed? It's mine.
Spirit: you gonna share some of that?
Medusa: OH HELL NO!
Spirit: I'll take you on a piggy-back ride.
Medusa: YES!
[Medusa happily jumps on Spirit's head]
Stein: weird-asses.
Medusa: eat me. [blows raspberry]
Stein: Don't worry, I got plans for you already. [turns his screw ominously]
[Medusa trembles]
[A red-headed girl with glasses stops them in front of the terminal minutes later]
Karin: whoa there, buddy... no food allowed.
Medusa: what was that? [suddenly snake-eyed]
[Karin trembles from inside]
Karin: didn't you hear me, [bleep] nuts, no food allowed. The planes will provide you with healthier food.
Spirit: and how do you know that OUR food isn't?
[Karin sniffs once]
Karin: I can smell a [bleep] up combination of curry, fish, multiple beans, crabs and [bleep] FRIED CHICKEN.
Medusa and Spirit: and THAT'S not healthy!?
Karin [fixing her glasses]: It's like you came from POLO [BLEEP] TROPICAL!
[Spirit steps in front of her in a funny pose]
Karin: what?
[Medusa bends down quickly and bites Karin's neck, causing her to pass out]
Spirit: Boss.
Medusa: typical [bleep]. She probably slept with a man multiple times already.
Stein: how do you know that?
Medusa: she passed out blushing when I bit her.
Spirit: huh.
Stein: yep...
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