BEN

Bleach Eating Naruto

10 Things NOT To Do In A Airport/Plane

Part 1

[cue Ancient music]

{Fault NO. 10- Bringing your own food...}

[GONG]

Random sumo wrestler voice: HO!

Orihime: but I wanna! This is the only time, besides school, that I bring my lunches. I don't like airport food!

Rukia: [walking next to Renji] but Orihime, we're not allowed to bring food into the airport. Let alone, a plane.

Renji [while listening to rap]: Noh! Noh!

Uryuu: what the [bleep]...

Orihime: you're telling me that now? [holds up her food]

[ICHIGO AND RUKIA SPAZZ DANCE]: WAAAAAH! PUT THAT AWAY, NOW!

Orihime: NUU! [holds it tightly]

Rukia [death glare]: I said, now!

[Orihime pouts]

Stein: So, how am I SUPPOSED to do this, Lord Death?

Death: You have to make sure that Medusa doesn't escape your eyesight.

[Little Medusa, dangling from Stein's death grip on her hoodie]

Stein: but she's extremely annoying when in her child form... I can't take it when it comes to dissecting things, her included.

Spirit: you're in an airport. how in the hell would you manage that?

Stein: that, right there, is strictly forbidden to converse in public.

Spirit: but you just sai-

Stein: uhn-uhn-uhn... forbidden.

Spirit: smartass.

Medusa: indeed.

[Stein jolts her twice]

Medusa: hey, what the hell!?

Spirit: silence, if you want to live.

Medusa: how nice of you to treat a woman, Stein.

Death: try not to lose her, okay Stein? I don't want this to end badly like Snakes In A Plane, or Mama or whatnot. Medusa can still control her powers even with a little bit of power. Alright? Bye-Bye!

[Hangs Up]

Spirit: right... wait here, I gotta pee.

[Stein puts away the small broken glass, then pulls up Medusa face to face with him]

Stein: what am I gonna do with you?

Medusa: well, you can't dissect me.

Stein: that is an exception.

[Medusa droops]

[A certain orange-headed girl pops up next to him]

Orihime: hello, there!

Stein: oh, hey there.

Orihime: I'm sorry for interrupting you two, but for my gratitude, will you take this?

[Stein looks at the delicious food]

Orihime: it has curry with salmon, rice with red beans and celery, snow crabs and fried chicken, [currently rapping without noticing] and kidney beans, black beans, green beans and BLACK-EYED PEAS!

Stein [cringes]: what a mix...

Medusa: that could be a new rap song...

Orihime: no, no, no! LOOK ITS THEM!

[the aforementioned group walks past an enormous group of fans with markers, pens, paper and pencils while the cops hold them off from crushing them]

Orihime [eyes gleaming while in a moe moe state]: I. Love. Fergie!

Ichigo: Orihime, we have to go!

Orihime: Coming! Thank you, sir! [shoves the food to Stein and runs off] Goodbye!

Stein: hey, wait! [slumps] aw.

Medusa: how nice, and delicious.

Stein: ya want it?

Medusa: really?!

Stein: it's yours. I already ate.

Medusa: YAY ME! [clapping to herself]

[Stein sweatdrops]

Stein: you did not just pull a London Timpton...

[Spirit running back towards them]

Spirit: okay, there was some HEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUGGGEEEE-ass badonkadonk back there. Too bad she went to the woman's bathroom. Oh well.

Medusa: Spirit, a pervert after he said that he would quit it? Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, Maka's gotta hear this.

Spirit: [sniff, sniff] is that food I smell?

[Medusa clutches Orihime's unknowingly [bleep]-ed up food]

Medusa: yes. You now noticed? It's mine.

Spirit: you gonna share some of that?

Medusa: OH HELL NO!

Spirit: I'll take you on a piggy-back ride.

Medusa: YES!

[Medusa happily jumps on Spirit's head]

Stein: weird-asses.

Medusa: eat me. [blows raspberry]

Stein: Don't worry, I got plans for you already. [turns his screw ominously]

[Medusa trembles]

[A red-headed girl with glasses stops them in front of the terminal minutes later]

Karin: whoa there, buddy... no food allowed.

Medusa: what was that? [suddenly snake-eyed]

[Karin trembles from inside]

Karin: didn't you hear me, [bleep] nuts, no food allowed. The planes will provide you with healthier food.

Spirit: and how do you know that OUR food isn't?

[Karin sniffs once]

Karin: I can smell a [bleep] up combination of curry, fish, multiple beans, crabs and [bleep] FRIED CHICKEN.

Medusa and Spirit: and THAT'S not healthy!?

Karin [fixing her glasses]: It's like you came from POLO [BLEEP] TROPICAL!

[Spirit steps in front of her in a funny pose]

Karin: what?

[Medusa bends down quickly and bites Karin's neck, causing her to pass out]

Spirit: Boss.

Medusa: typical [bleep]. She probably slept with a man multiple times already.

Stein: how do you know that?

Medusa: she passed out blushing when I bit her.

Spirit: huh.

Stein: yep...


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