So this story hasn't gotten a lot of publicity. But hopefully as I get further along. People will start to like it. I have a poll up, although to be honest, I don't know why some people wanted me to add a pairing. I don't even think much of the idea.

Honestly, most of the characters on the show would be creepy for my self insert to date since they are still minors. But if it makes the PMers happy, I put up a poll.

Anyways, this is just a filler chapter, since honestly, I wasn't drunk when I wrote this, so it doesn't have the same magic.


"Sir! Will you just calm down." Ren said as the man from before was now completely sober, and realizing he wasn't dreaming.

Needless to say he had freaked out just a little bit. And by a little bit, he had screamed and was now holding a viking axe for protection.

"Calm down? CALM DOWN? There are fictional characters in my house right now! And you're telling me to calm down?" He said as they felt a little hurt.

"Hey! We're not fictional! You can see us can't you?" Ruby said as he nodded.

"But that's the point! You shouldn't be here! You're not supposed to be real! Even if all the fanboys and fan girls got their wish, this doesn't make any sense!" He said as nobody knew how to calm him down.

"We assure you Sir, we are not here to harm you." Pyrrha said in a soothing tone.

"Oh really? Then why did I wake up with this bloody bandage on my head, and why is my carpet covered in blood?" He said as they suddenly remembered they hadn't clean that up.

"HEY! You were flirting with Ren!" Nora said trying to defend herself.

"I DO NOT REMEMBER THAT! I WAS PROBABLY DRUNK! I was out with some exchange students from Britain, and those crazy bastards know how to drink!" He said as he had never known a human being could consume that much alcohol.

"And since when is flirting with someone a crime?! You're not Anita Sarkeesian!" He said as he remembered that evil lady. (1)

"I don't know who that is, but she sounds like a terrible person." Nora said.

"I know how to get him to calm down." Ruby said as she walked forward.

The bearded man looked at her, and he froze. Ruby was using puppy dog eyes on him. Now you see, there comes a time in a man's life when he meets a woman that will give him 'the look' the one look that either says 'do what i want.' or 'please look at me, I'm cute.' Most men have a hard enough time with those looks on a real woman, but the thing is, the man still saw her as a character from his favorite web series. Which made it even worse, because it made her a ticking time bomb of weaponized cuteness.

He dropped the axe as that face was just so damn adorable, even the world's manliest man would have wanted to pick her up and hug her.

"O-Okay." He said as he felt like a shit bag for acting in a way that those eyes would look disapprovingly at him.

"Thank you!" Ruby said as she smiled and suddenly he felt all the self loathing he may have had officially fade away.

"Now, why don't we talk like human beings." Ren said as the man spoke up.

"So...you're here." He said as they nodded.

"But how? I mean, characters just don't come to life all of a sudden?" He asked as he couldn't believe he was having this conversation right now.

"Long story short, Weiss over there blew us up and we ended up here." Ruby said as the man looked at her

"Isn't that your job crater face?" He said as Ruby's head fell down.

"Even here, I can't escape that nickname." She said as Yang was chuckling.

"Anyways I need a drink." He said as he walked over to a bottle labeled 'Jack Daniels.'

He got out two shot glasses, filled the glasses up, and then pushed them aside, and started to drink out of the bottle.

"I think you may have a bit of a problem..." Yang said as she was surprised he could take that much.

"At this point, I don't know what to do. At least with good ol Mr. Daniels, I can calm down." He said as he went out on his deck and started up the grill.

"Look, how about I make some breakfast and we talk this over?" He said as they all looked at each other.

"What are we having?" Weiss said as he held up a few cuts of meat.

"Breakfast steak." He said as Ren spoke up.

"Could I have mine well done please?" He said as the man looked at him with a glare.

"What the hell is wrong with you? You're lucky I don't clock you for saying that." He said as he looked over to everyone.

"If you want it more cooked, you will only be able to get a medium rare, other than that, we cook steak rare in this house." He said as he went outside.

"WAIT! We still don't know your name?" Pyrrha asked.

"Oh yeah, well, You can just call me JC." He said as he finally got around to throwing the steaks on the grill.

He went outside to go and grill the last nine porterhouses he had thawing in the fridge. Meanwhile the two teams were not sure what to do. On one hand, he seemed harmless when he wasn't drinking, the only problem was so far he seemed to always be drinking. Course that may have just been the cause of stress. Either way, he was still eccentric as hell.

"FUCKING GEESE! GET OUT OF HERE!" They heard him yell.

"Uh, are you okay?" Jaune asked as he poked his head out.

"I'm fine, damn Geese fly over head nearly crapping on my grill." He said as Jaune poked his head back in.

"He sounds like a pissed off forty year old man right now." Jaune asked as Ruby

"Yeah, kind of a switch when he sounded like a happy gay drunk guy." Ruby said as JC popped his head in.

"First off, I go both ways, Second off, you realize I can still hear you guys right?" He said as he said as they now noticed that the door he closed was actually a screen.

"Sorry..."Ruby said kicking the ground.

He rolled his eyes. Meanwhile they all decided to just sit in silence and process what was happening. So they were stuck in some alternate reality or some shit where they were actually a tv show. They were in the house of what appeared to be a bisexual redneck with e penchant for alcohol and swords. And to top it all off. That same guy threatened to punch Ren for wanting a steak well done.

"Dig in." He said as he threw the steaks on the table.

"uhmm." Weiss said as she saw the steak still bleeding.

"Relax, its supposed to be like that, really brings out the flavor." He said as they all sat down.

Once again, another awkward moment. Ren wasn't sure why he was sitting right next to JC. He had no doubt he could beat the guy, considering his training and the fact he had Aura. But still, when someone threatens to clock you for wanting a steak done a certain way. You get a little paranoid. Because that person must be crazy.

"So...where are we?" Yang asked as she was taking bites out of her steak.

"Well, you're in the Good ol USA, in the state of Illinois in the North. In other words, the only thing you'll see around here is corn." He said as that was true for everyone who lived in the northern part of Illinois.

"Okay, we have no idea what you're talking about, which just solidifies our stance that we really screwed up with that dust." Weiss said as he sighed.

"Honestly this sounds like something a drunk guy would write on fanfiction." He said as Ruby spoke up.

"Whats fanfiction?" She asked as JC took another shot.

"Basically, its where people go to write alternate versions of certain tv shows, books, movies." He said as Weiss spoke up.

"Why would anyone do that?" She asked as JC paused.

"Uhhh, well, some people get really pissed off at some moments in the show, or they do it to fulfill...fantasies." He said as he didn't really want to go into detail.

"Can I use your laptop?" Pyrrha asked as JC nodded.

"Yeah sure, just don't delete my homework, I got to go back to class tomorrow." He said as Pyrrha walked over to the crappy broken down laptop.

The rest of them sat eating in silence. As it turns out, Rare steak was absolutely delicious, and anyone who says different is a commy asshole.

"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!" Pyrrha yelled out as JC stood up.

"Oh shit what happened?!" He yelled out as he was worried for his favorite character.

"There is...uhm...wow...I mean...Oh my..." She said with a huge blush on her face.

JC looked at the screen, blushed, and then had to resist the urge to laugh.

"Why...Why did you look that up?" He asked as she looked away with a blush.

"I...I was trying to find information on this show we are a part of...and I saw something labeled 'JNPR rule 34' and I got...curious..." She said as she had seen her and Jaune in many...MANY interesting positions.

"Well uhm...maybe you should ask me if you see something you don't-" He was cut off by Pyrrha's scroll camera going off.

His jaw dropped as he realized Pyrrha just took a picture of her and Jaune engaged in lewd acts.

"If you tell anyone...I'll cut your balls off." She said as she put her scroll away with a blush.

"Y-Yeah! Don't worry about me! Go arkos!" He said as Jaune came in.

"How did you know the name to our new maneuver?" He asked as JC scratched the back of his head.

"Oh uh, Duh, its on the show website." He said as he gave out an 'oh' and went back to eating.

"Okay, how did you really know?" Pyrrha asked with a fixed stare.

"It's actually the name of your pairing, Ar=Arc, and Os=Nikos. Everyone wants to see you two together." He said as Pyrrha beamed.

"So there is hope." She said as JC got really depressed.

"Yes...there was hope...oh fucking Roosterteeth, I love your show, but you pulled a game of thrones on me you assholes." JC thought as he shook his head of the thoughts.

He may have been a tough guy at times, but Pyrrha's death was depressing.

"Look, just forget about this, and...Don't ever look up porn on my laptop again..." He said as she blushed and went back to eating.

The rest of the small breakfast went in silence. Pyrrha would occassionally take peeks at the pictures she had taken on her scroll and silently giggle. Blake however, had finished her steak and had found some pouch tuna in the pantry, and was now helping herself to it. Jaune was wondering why Pyrrha looked so happy while reading his book on Joan of Arc. Ruby was playing with her food, Yang was eyeing JC with suspicion, Ren was talking to Nora. And JC was staring down at the leftover fat from his steak.

"Look, I'll be honest...I have no idea what to do with you guys." He said as he looked at them all.

"I mean, you're not exactly dressed to go outside, those outfits will bring attention, the most normal one seems to be Jaune. I mean, there aren't any local cosplay groups so we can't say you're doing that. But at the same time, I can't keep you locked up in here. So what should we do?" He asked as they were huddle around his coffee table.

"Well, I'm not staying in here the whole time! There is a whole new world out there! I need to explore!" Yang said as Ruby shared her sentiments.

"But once again, there remains the problem, you're not exactly inconspicuous. You can't go outside dressed like that." He said as he looked them over.

Jaune could remove his armor and pass for a regular guy, but everyone else just looked out of place. Especially Weiss with her strange ponytail, and Ruby with her gothic lolita doll appearance.

"Well, I could always borrow some of your clothes.." Ren suggested as he was the only other male besides Jaune and JC.

"And the others?" He asked.

"We could all go shopping!" Nora said as Yang spoke up.

"But once again, he said we can't go outside like this..." Yang suggested as Nora spoke up.

"Jaune and him can just go buy us something basic so we can go out!" She said as Jaune and JC froze.

"You...want us to shop...for all of you?" He said looking over the seven girls.

"Do you really want us to go crazy not being able to leave the house.

"But...my wallet..." He said as he was not looking forward to that.

He saw Ruby's puppy dog eyes out of the corner of his eye.

"Son...of...a...bitch." Jaune and JC said at the same time.


(1) The hypocritical asshole that runs Feminist frequency, basically if it offends her, its sexist, if it doesn't offend her, then its sexist. She's basically a whiny teenager calling out for attention.