Just before I start this chapter, I have another Twilight story called 'A Charmed Heart: When Wolf Meets Witch.' It's about Seth's imprint who I think would get along well with Madison. I don't know if anyone reads it (if not, then please check it out because it's in need of views at the moment) which is why I won't include her due to it being very doubtful that anyone will know who she is. She's a witch and is pretty much only friends with Seth, which is why she would love to annoy the pack. Thoughts on this idea are appreciated.
Operation Annoy the Pack
1] Tell Paul that he has anger issues, is possibly mentally unstable and that he needs to take anger management classes.
2] Tell Rachel that she needs to sign Paul up for these anger management classes.
3] Ask Jared why he and Kim moan when they sleep and act all innocent about it. (This one has to be asked in front of the whole pack.)
4] Steal their food.
5] Lick their food before they eat it.
6] Ask Jared if his boobs have fully developed yet.
7] Make Embry drive me to the McDonalds drive-thru, specify to McDonalds that I would like my meal 'to go' and not give any to Embry.
8] Ask Jacob whether he's managed to get into Bella's virgin pants yet.
9] Bad mouth about Bella in front of Jacob.
10] Tell Jacob that Edward Cullen is sexy. (Haha, but, he's not.)
11] Follow a few paces behind Quil, spraying everything he touches with a can of Lysol.
12] Lick the fillings out of the Oreos, place the cookie parts back in the tray then offer them to my dear werewolf friends.
13] At any available time at one of these campfires, insist on having a sing-song. E.g. F.U.N, Campfire Song Song, Goofy Goober. Yes, all Spongebob.
14] Ask Paul how he felt when Bella bitch slapped him.
15] Steal even more of their food.
16] Insist on dressing Leah up as a princess and making her look more like a girl rather than an attractive male with boobs. (I don't know why I feel like tormenting Leah, she isn't that bad.)
17] Talk about dinosaurs.
18] Force them into going up to the mountain, which I shall refer to as Candy Mountain, to look for a pet dinosaur.
19] Ask Brady if I can put him on a leash and call him my 'puppy'.
20] Meow occasionally.
21] Make a gold star chart and give each pack member a gold star when they have done something good.
22] Ask them to prove everything they say.
23] Sing the Barney Theme song.
24] Make them dress up as vampires.
25] Tell them that vampires are way cooler than testosterone turning into a dog.
I'm afraid that my 'powers' will get weak, considering Paul has begun to avoid me and the only ones that will even sit next to me are Rachel, Claire, Seth, Brady and Collin. Having said that, Rachel seems to be a bit wary. I'm not surprised, I do keep asking her when her and Paul will have kids (using the term reproduce) and keep giving her numbers for anger management sessions in the area.
"We are gathered here today-"
"Madi, this isn't a funeral..."
"Do not interrupt the Captain!"
"..."
"Now, we are all similar in age. This is why you can join my club; SOAP."
"...SOAP?" Seth was looking as confused as ever.
"Secret Organisation of Awesome People." I explained, rolling my eyes. "In this organisation we shall annoy pack members. If you join, I will make sure that I won't annoy you and let you have extra pickings at the food. Our operation... Operation Annoy the Pack. I once called it OATP but thinking about it, OAP would sound better... If you are in, say 'I'."
"...I!"
"I..."
"I!"
"Great." I started giving out little cards that I made on ... I needed an excuse to use it, okay? FYI, Moon Pig is so much more awesome than ! "I am the leader of this group; Captain Madison or just Captain Madi."
"Why Captain? Madi, you're a girl. Why don't you just call yourself... Madi – the team leader?" Collin dumbly asked. Stupid Collin.
"Because, we shall act as pirates and I shall be the captain! Just like Hook or Jack Sparrow! Having said that, we will also be acting as spies and secret agents... Now, I need a first mate." I started to give out walky-talkies along with an Oreo.
"Can I be first mate?" Seth asked cheerfully.
"That depends-"
"Why has the filling been licked out of this Oreo!?"
"Brady, you will loose a gold start if you keep interrupting your Captain. Eat the cookie." I rolled my eyes, "To be first mate, you have to prove yourself. Each of you has a walky-talky. Now, after getting your code names you will each proceed to do a task for me. If you are successful in annoying this... Victim, you will be first mate. I shall be Kitty Soft Paws and yes I have been watching Puss In Boots, moving on! Collin, you shall be Three Inches. Brady, you shall be Fluffy Bunny and Seth you shall be Officer Cheeky Butt."
"Mad-" I shot an evil-eye-glare at Brady, "Captain Madi... I don't wanna be Fluffy Bunny..."
"If you complain about your nickname I will hurt you nipples so bad, you wish you never joined my club." They were all silent then. Seth better not complain about his name. I had to go through three Google pages for that! "As you may know, Jared has thrown party in which we are too young to apparently attend. We're even banned from going down to get food. Introducing to you; the heist! See, we can all say that we're going to have a get together and watch Harry Potter. Every now and then, we will go down stairs and take food."
"That idea sounds quite awesome, actually."
"Thank you, Officer Cheeky Butt. Remember, the party starts at 8 so get there about 7 for planning and preparation. Incognito outfits preferably and DO NOT forget your walky-talkies." I actually wrote most of this down because I sadly know how forgetful they are.
"Madison, mom wants us home for dinner!" Shut up, Jared, shut up.
"Right, quick run over. Code names?"
"Three Inches."
"Officer Cheeky Butt!"
"..."
"Brady..."
"Fluffy Bunny..."
"Good! Now, what time will you be at mine?"
"7." Wow, Brady knows something!
"Wearing what?"
"A flamingo?"
"No, Seth... In-cog-nito. It means in disguise." I thought I was very kind explaining that to Officer Cheeky Butt. "And what mustn't you forget?"
"The walky-talkies! Madi, we know what to do." No, Collin the Collie Dog, you probably do not. "Um... What does 'Three Inches' mean?"
"MADISON, WE'RE LEAVING!"
"Shut up, Jared!" I screamed, throwing a rock in his direction. Whilst most of them were sat on the beach, I made my new club hide behind the trees. "Three Inches is about your height."
"Mom wants us home for dinner, now!"
"Wait a minute!" I threw another rock. "Okay, so, 7PM sharp, incognito compulsory. Good day, club members!" I began to walk away. Notice my usage of the word 'began'.
"I still don't want to be Fluffy Bunny... Mads-"
"I said good day!" I stomped my foot and ran away. Well, I ran into a tree and then I ran away.
SOAP needs more people (that's why I thought of my OC and her brother from my Seth story).
