Sasuke's P.O.V
"Sasuke? Sasukeeee!"
Some one was shaking me. I slowly opened my eyes. My vision was blurry and wiped them.
"What...What happened?" I asked sitting up.
"Reality hit you," Shizune said and giggled.
"We called Lee to give you CPR, but I guess he doesnt have to do that now," Itachi said cupping his chin.
Lee crashed through the door breathing harshly.
"Im here to save Sasuke!!" he said giving us a thumbs up.
"Sorry Lee, he's fine." Anko said.
"If you let that freak touch my lips, I'll kick your ass, Itachi!" I hissed
Itachi went chibi face. "You wont hurt your cute older brother, would you?" He pleaded.
I punched his chibi face and growled.
"Whoa! He didnt fall for the Itachi face!" Sakura and Shizune said in unison. I growled and shook my head.
"Okay, well, any way, I had this weird dream! Sakura was pregnant and Everything went black!"
"Well, its true, Saucy" Sakura said smiling. I fell back and Lee caught me.
"Stop fainting, dammit!" Itachi said shaking me over and over.
I started foaming at the mouth.
"Oh come on Sasuke! Its not that bad!!" Sakura scolded.
"What the hell are you saying?!" I shouted. "How can this be 'not bad'? This is bad! This is very very bad!"
"What the hell are you saying?!" Sakura growled at me. "If you didnt want any kids, you should of thought before you fucked me!"
"Its not my fault the condom broke a few times!"
"UgH! I cant believe you, Sasuke Uchiha!"
I frowned and growled "Nobody asked me if I wanted little Sasuke's running around this house, now did we? No! I didnt agree to it then and Im not agreeing to it now. Besides, where going to have Itachi's kid running around here and you know I dont like kids and I dont want to deal with my own!"
Sakura balled up her fist and glared at me. "We talked about this Sasuke! I told you I wanted lots of children, and you agreed to it!"
"To tell you the truth, I didnt know what I was talking about. I was either drunk of you were naked beside me!"
Sakura growled and kicked my leg and headed upstaires with Shizune following her.
"OW!" I screamed after her. She flipped me off and stomped up the staires.
Lee also kicked me in the leg.
"What the hell?!"
"Thats what you get for angering Sakura chan!"
"Dont you have to go and be with Tenten somewere? Away from this house??"
Lee stuck his nose in the air and headed home.
"Tch..." Itachi helped me up.
"You got to admit though, Sasuke. Having a kid isnt that bad. And Sakura's gonna hafta carry it around for the next 9 months. She's not the only one who will be in a bad mood."
I looked at Itachi, then to the floor.
I think I have an idea...
Later that night...
I knocked on Sakura's door.
"Sakura chan?" I asked quietly. I slowly opened the door, cautious that she might throw something at me, and stuck my head through the door, She was on the bed hugging a pillow and watching her daily soap opras in spanish (a/n: I do that every day!)
I sat next to her and leaned against her. She was clearly ignoring me.
"Sakura chaaaan, you know you cant stay mad at me," I said nuzzling her cheek. She always melted when I acted like that.
She smiled and giggled.
"Ah, Sasuke, can we please try to work this out?"
"Hn?"
"You know, about the baby."
I tensed up. "About that... I was thinking.. you know, to save us from alot of greif..."
"Hai?" Her green eyes shined as she looked at me. I gulped.
"M-maybe, you should get an abortion. You know, so it saves us from trouble and stuff..."
Her smile vanished and she replaced it with anger. All hell broke loose. (He means Inner Sakura)
"WHAT?!" She screamed raising her fist.
"Whoa whoa whoa, lets not get violent now.." I squeaked backing up.
"YOU UNGRATEFUL URCHIN!! YOU SELFISH SONUVA--"
Great. Now Im majorly fucked up.
She punched me.
"CHA!! UCHIHA YOU ARE SO DEAD!!" She yelled. I fell off the bed and rubbed my cheek.
"I was j-just saying!!" I whimpered. She growled and threw my out the door way.
"Im not replacing that!" I yelled. She threw a book at me.
"Saku--"
She threw another one at me.
I stood up, which was a bad idea, and she threw a kunai at me, barely missing my head.
"Now you listen here--" She threw a dictionary at me and I flew down the steps. I landed at the bottom and moaned in pain.
Itachi and Anko stood over me, shaking their heads.
"You know Saucy, You need to learn when to put your foot down." Itachi stated.
Anko looked at him and said "Well, Jiriaya put his foot down, and Tsunade chopped it off."
Awkward Silence.
"You know what Sasuke, maybe you should just hold her and tell her how you feel!"
"I tried."
"No you didnt. It shouldnt of ended like this.."
I layed on the floor and sighed. I guess I couldnt do anything about her final desicion.
Fatherhood, here I come...
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Poor sasuke. haha chopped off. that was funny. Well i hoped you liked this chap. i gotta o my homework now.. what a drag. be back as soon as possible welp like i always always ALWAYS say: ONWARD to the NEXT CHAP!!!
loves Reggie
